What's the worst thing you ever did in High School?

[Giants Fan 85]

I never, ever, ever got caught stealing. I once got caught with a Hüsker Dü LP in my backpack ... several blocks from the store ... I totally could have ran ... but I stopped and the guy caught up with me and looked through the crappy records I was trying to sell him and found the rare collectible punk record. I acted like it was an accident, and he just took the record back and was like, "Yeah ... whatever!"

 

And yeah ... I meant to steal it. See, you could show your records for trade ... and I asked to see the rare Hüsker Dü album, and then stacked it in my records they wouldn't buy. Records they expected me to walk out of the store with. I think I even sold some really good punk records. Dead Kennedy's, Circle Jerks ... way cheaper than I should have ... I was trying to rip off them, because they were ripping me off. It's the punk way.

 

Stole some tables from a place I was a busboy at in HS, for a party. Also stole wine from there. Cheap wine. Brought it out in the garbage. Job sucked though. Again, fair.

 

There's a 7-11 ... that was near my fraternity. A friend of mine came up with this one. Brilliant. He was sick. Nyquil ... at 7-11 is like $12 or something absurd ... so he get's a Big Gulp ... puts the Nyquil in the big gulp, and puts ice and some soda in it ... to make it convincing. Then he walks up to the counter and pays 99 cents for Nyquil.

 

Stealin' ... it's kinda fun ... but boy am I glad those days are behind me!

[Giants Fan 85]

I also mighta seen or been around a situation where beer or liquor was stolen or purchased after legal hours.

 

Once or twice.

[jets24 6]

Worse thing I ever did in High School was to lie about saving lives...

[Giants Fan 85]

Worse thing I ever did in High School was to lie about saving lives...

 

Fock! That makes you a total a-hole, doesn't it!

 

We should kick your ass!

[NewbieJr 541]

I stuck mashed potatos in Shawn Habriel's library book.

(you didn't want me as an enemy)

[kutulu 1,676]

I got busted selling acid.

[RunRastaRun 0]

Threw a live gerbil into a 7-11 microwave and set it for 6 minutes.

 

We were caught on tape, They brought us back to the store and showed us the tape of 3 guys coming into the store, walking over to the microwave and then leaving the store without buying anything.

 

We had to apologize to the girl that had to scrape burnt hair off the side of the microwave.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Threw a live gerbil into a 7-11 microwave and set it for 6 minutes.

 

We were caught on tape, They brought us back to the store and showed us the tape of 3 guys coming into the store, walking over to the microwave and then leaving the store without buying anything.

 

We had to apologize to the girl that had to scrape burnt hair off the side of the microwave.

 

 

Yer gonna hafta apologize to someone else ... someday.

[RunRastaRun 0]

Yer gonna hafta apologize to someone else ... someday.

 

Yep

[Jeremy 0]

Threw some eggs at a someone's house. Got caught and had to wash it all off the next day.

[kutulu 1,676]

Yer gonna hafta apologize to someone else ... someday.

 

 

No doubt, gerbils should never be nuked for more than 3 minutes.

[NewbieJr 541]

Yer gonna hafta apologize to someone else ... someday.

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