lambert58 71 Posted January 21, 2007 If you really need to know if your new friend is in it for the long haul, let him have access to this board. If he can handle meeting us then he might stick... By the way, did everything work out o.k. last night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 heLL NO. That is what I do when I want to chase a dude away. Man, that could be a topic all in itself. Subject: Things to tell saw's new man interest Body: Attention ###### No Life Drunk Big Forehead Man the list could go on and on....... Wow, now I'm depressed. J/K Last night went fine. I spent it with myself on my couch reading a good book. Dude #2 did meet my son and I at Odessey One today (already told him we would be there). He had his boys. Then we did dinner afterwards with the kids. 2 separate checks. He asked what we were doing the rest of the night if we wanted to do something else and I told him sorry, I had to get some work done. Then on my way home today he sent me a text message that said "Hey, cutie, you're pretty hot. Want to go out sometime". I have yet to reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 21, 2007 heLL NO. That is what I do when I want to chase a dude away. Man, that could be a topic all in itself. Subject: Things to tell saw's new man interest Body: Attention ###### No Life Drunk Big Forehead Man the list could go on and on....... Wow, now I'm depressed. J/K Last night went fine. I spent it with myself on my couch reading a good book. Dude #2 did meet my son and I at Odessey One today (already told him we would be there). He had his boys. Then we did dinner afterwards with the kids. 2 separate checks. He asked what we were doing the rest of the night if we wanted to do something else and I told him sorry, I had to get some work done. Then on my way home today he sent me a text message that said "Hey, cutie, you're pretty hot. Want to go out sometime". I have yet to reply. You forgot about the best part of your evening last night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spottedowl 1 Posted January 21, 2007 Wow, my arms are huge. Sorry, I don't mean to distract! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 21, 2007 Wow, my arms are huge. Sorry, I don't mean to distract! Huge arms = small cack HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 You forgot about the best part of your evening last night Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to leave you out Sux. AND, I got to talk to SUX on the phone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 21, 2007 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to leave you out Sux. AND, I got to talk to SUX on the phone! Here is how the conversation went for those of you who are living vicariosly through others lives: Sux: dialing alleged Saw # Saw: "Hello?" Sux: "Hi, is this Saw?" Saw: "Yes..Who is this " Sux: "Uhh...errr...this is Sux" Saw: " Uh, Sux...How did you get this phone number?" Sux: "Well...It's like this..I crossed referenced the Washington phone book with my own personal database of...." Saw: "Sux, this really isn't funny..Please don't call me again, ok? I have already changed my phone # 3 times in the past 2 months" Sux: "Well..You kinda led me to believe that you liked me a while ago..Remember?" Saw: "Listen, asshat...I know lawyers that can totally fock you up for life. Do you understand what I'm getting at here?" Sux: " Well...Yea..I guess " Saw: "Does this mean that you will leave me alone now?" Sux: " Ok... " Saw: "Good. Wanna fock?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 Here is how the conversation went for those of you who are living vicariosly through others lives: Sux: dialing alleged Saw # Saw: "Hello?" Sux: "Hi, is this Saw?" Saw: "Yes..Who is this " Sux: "Uhh...errr...this is Sux" Saw: " Uh, Sux...How did you get this phone number?" Sux: "Well...It's like this..I crossed referenced the Washington phone book with my own personal database of...." Saw: "Sux, this really isn't funny..Please don't call me again, ok? I have already changed my phone # 3 times in the past 2 months" Sux: "Well..You kinda led me to believe that you liked me a while ago..Remember?" Saw: "Listen, asshat...I know lawyers that can totally fock you up for life. Do you understand what I'm getting at here?" Sux: " Well...Yea..I guess " Saw: "Does this mean that you will leave me alone now?" Sux: " Ok... " Saw: "Good. Wanna fock?" Now that shat was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 21, 2007 Now that shat was funny! Does this mean that you will cancel the restraining order? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 Does this mean that you will cancel the restraining order? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 21, 2007 I WANNA PIZZA Make me some focking food, woman You can email it to me..I'm not that picky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 71 Posted January 21, 2007 Here is how the conversation went for those of you who are living vicariosly through others lives: Sux: dialing alleged Saw # Saw: "Hello?" Sux: "Hi, is this Saw?" Saw: "Yes..Who is this " Sux: "Uhh...errr...this is Sux" Saw: " Uh, Sux...How did you get this phone number?" Sux: "Well...It's like this..I crossed referenced the Washington phone book with my own personal database of...." Saw: "Sux, this really isn't funny..Please don't call me again, ok? I have already changed my phone # 3 times in the past 2 months" Sux: "Well..You kinda led me to believe that you liked me a while ago..Remember?" Saw: "Listen, asshat...I know lawyers that can totally fock you up for life. Do you understand what I'm getting at here?" Sux: " Well...Yea..I guess " Saw: "Does this mean that you will leave me alone now?" Sux: " Ok... " Saw: "Good. Wanna fock?" Riiiiiiiigggghtt. Actual phone call recording: Saw: Hello. Sux: Is this saw? Saw: yes. Sux: Hey mmmm This is sux. Saw: hey sux what's up? Sux: mmmm, yeah...mmmm. I..ooh just thought I would oh call you..mmm Saw: Is everything o.k.? You sound like you are out of breath. Sux: mmmph. I'm o.k. just mmm keep talking.. Saw: What is that sound? Are you cold? It sounds like you are rubbing your hands together. Sux: uuuunhh, no....mmm.. must be the oh gawd, phone. Keep talking. Saw: SUX WTF ARE YOU DOING. Sux: OOOH Keep yelling baby just uunngg like that. Saw: I'M HANGING UP Sux: NNOOO, oh my god, JUST KEEP TALKING!! SAW: OMFG! Sux: THAT'S IT! MMMMM JUST LIKE THAT. Saw: STOP IT! SUX: OHHHH OOOHH OOOOH YES!!!!!!! Saw: SUX? WTF ARE YOU DOING? Sux: whooo..... o.k. you can shut up now. Saw: But Sux, what in the hel... Sux: I SAID SHUT UP. gotta go. Click. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted January 21, 2007 What kind of dude allows seperate checks? Is that the way it is these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 21, 2007 Riiiiiiiigggghtt. Actual phone call recording: Saw: Hello. Sux: Is this saw? Saw: yes. Sux: Hey mmmm This is sux. Saw: hey sux what's up? Sux: mmmm, yeah...mmmm. I..ooh just thought I would oh call you..mmm Saw: Is everything o.k.? You sound like you are out of breath. Sux: mmmph. I'm o.k. just mmm keep talking.. Saw: What is that sound? Are you cold? It sounds like you are rubbing your hands together. Sux: uuuunhh, no....mmm.. must be the oh gawd, phone. Keep talking. Saw: SUX WTF ARE YOU DOING. Sux: OOOH Keep yelling baby just uunngg like that. Saw: I'M HANGING UP Sux: NNOOO, oh my god, JUST KEEP TALKING!! SAW: OMFG! Sux: THAT'S IT! MMMMM JUST LIKE THAT. Saw: STOP IT! SUX: OHHHH OOOHH OOOOH YES!!!!!!! Saw: SUX? WTF ARE YOU DOING? Sux: whooo..... o.k. you can shut up now. Saw: But Sux, what in the hel... Sux: I SAID SHUT UP. gotta go. Click. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 21, 2007 Riiiiiiiigggghtt. Actual phone call recording: Saw: Hello. Sux: Is this saw? Saw: yes. Sux: Hey mmmm This is sux. Saw: hey sux what's up? Sux: mmmm, yeah...mmmm. I..ooh just thought I would oh call you..mmm Saw: Is everything o.k.? You sound like you are out of breath. Sux: mmmph. I'm o.k. just mmm keep talking.. Saw: What is that sound? Are you cold? It sounds like you are rubbing your hands together. Sux: uuuunhh, no....mmm.. must be the oh gawd, phone. Keep talking. Saw: SUX WTF ARE YOU DOING. Sux: OOOH Keep yelling baby just uunngg like that. Saw: I'M HANGING UP Sux: NNOOO, oh my god, JUST KEEP TALKING!! SAW: OMFG! Sux: THAT'S IT! MMMMM JUST LIKE THAT. Saw: STOP IT! SUX: OHHHH OOOHH OOOOH YES!!!!!!! Saw: SUX? WTF ARE YOU DOING? Sux: whooo..... o.k. you can shut up now. Saw: But Sux, what in the hel... Sux: I SAID SHUT UP. gotta go. Click. My favorite line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 What kind of dude allows seperate checks? Is that the way it is these days? I said that to let him know that it wasn't a date. That's why there were two separate checks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TylerRoseFan 16 Posted January 21, 2007 This thread=potential Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 This thread=potential That's the scary part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted January 21, 2007 I said that to let him know that it wasn't a date. That's why there were two separate checks. Doesn't matter. Real men always pick up the check. It is a respect thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 556 Posted January 21, 2007 Does your new friend mind that small to medium sized aircraft land and takeoff on your forehead? RELAXimjustgivingyoushit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 21, 2007 Doesn't matter. Real men always pick up the check. It is a respect thing. Good thing I didn't plan a date with him then huh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
