mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 30, 2007 thought... what the hell I'll give'em a try.... TO FOCKING EXTENDED becomes....... unpleasurable... The wife got a little after an hour.... she's gotta get up early.... Meanwhile if feels as though my has forgotten that it's attached and the wires of communication were cut by charlie from the front lines to the command center.... The call for fire did finally make it through to headquarters.... but not until both sides of the fight just wanted it to end... That'll be enough of those damned things... I've decided in my 30's that feeling like I'm 18 again and I've been up all night with class in the a couple hours...... is best left for the focking kids. Daddy likes his sleepytime... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Concrete Charlie 0 Posted January 30, 2007 You're gonna go to hell for using them! Sex is only for making babies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guitarmonkiy 0 Posted January 30, 2007 thought... what the hell I'll give'em a try.... TO FOCKING EXTENDED becomes....... unpleasurable... The wife got a little after an hour.... she's gotta get up early.... Meanwhile if feels as though my has forgotten that it's attached and the wires of communication were cut by charlie from the front lines to the command center.... The call for fire did finally make it through to headquarters.... but not until both sides of the fight just wanted it to end... That'll be enough of those damned things... I've decided in my 30's that feeling like I'm 18 again and I've been up all night with class in the a couple hours...... is best left for the focking kids. Daddy likes his sleepytime... If you're talking about the ones that I think you're talking about, the stupid "climax control" condoms, than those are the worst focking things ever made. First of all, after a minute or two, the "numbing sensation" becomes more of an "un-focking-bearable" pain in your cack. It really started to hurt, and I didn't even realize that I had gone completely limp until I looked down and saw it, due to the fact that I could no longer actually feel anything involving my wang. All in all, it was the worse 12 bucks I ever spent, and I just threw the rest of the pack out. From now on I'll just stick to the Trojan Magnums , they fit better anyway, and they don't hurt. I've decided that since I'm 21 I'll feel like I'm 21 by not wearing those pieces of shlt and letting the high hormone levels do the trick for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 30, 2007 If you're talking about the ones that I think you're talking about, the stupid "climax control" condoms, than those are the worst focking things ever made. First of all, after a minute or two, the "numbing sensation" becomes more of an "un-focking-bearable" pain in your cack. It really started to hurt, and I didn't even realize that I had gone completely limp until I looked down and saw it, due to the fact that I could no longer actually feel anything involving my wang. All in all, it was the worse 12 bucks I ever spent, and I just threw the rest of the pack out. From now on I'll just stick to the Trojan Magnums , they fit better anyway, and they don't hurt. I've decided that since I'm 21 I'll feel like I'm 21 by not wearing those pieces of shlt and letting the high hormone levels do the trick for me. Yeah for me it wasn't so much pain as the numbness. It was as though my cack had just undergone extensive dental work. "Wobuw..... I cabn't febel mybe caback!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted January 30, 2007 thought... what the hell I'll give'em a try.... TO FOCKING EXTENDED becomes....... unpleasurable... The wife got a little after an hour.... she's gotta get up early.... Meanwhile if feels as though my has forgotten that it's attached and the wires of communication were cut by charlie from the front lines to the command center.... The call for fire did finally make it through to headquarters.... but not until both sides of the fight just wanted it to end... That'll be enough of those damned things... I've decided in my 30's that feeling like I'm 18 again and I've been up all night with class in the a couple hours...... is best left for the focking kids. Daddy likes his sleepytime... When I used them, it double my time to almost 3 minutes...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 30, 2007 the first time I nailed the chick I was dating that had pvssy surgery (had her inner labia removed and the episiotomy done so it would be tighter than a virgin), I used one cause I didn't want the extra tightness to make me a 1 pump chump.... after about an hour, I took it off, threw it against the wall and had her finish me off with her mouth I've never used them since Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 30, 2007 When I used them, it double my time to almost 3 minutes...... No bullsh!t... your scenario would have probably been a better night for both parties.. heh. after about an hour, I took it off, threw it against the wall and had her finish me off with her mouth WTF PETE?!! Where you outside my window focking watching or something? Deja Vu' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 30, 2007 WTF PETE?!! Where you outside my window focking watching or something? Deja Vu' lmao!!! you did that too? that's too funny. I seriously got pissed and threw it against the wall... I vowed to never use them again. it was a combo HJ/BJ, she didn't enjoy the condom flavor too much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 30, 2007 the first time I nailed the chick I was dating that had pvssy surgery (had her inner labia removed and the episiotomy done so it would be tighter than a virgin) Wow... her before pictures must have looked like someone hit her between the legs with a dull axe? Arbys big roast beef? I've never heard of someone actually going through an episiotomy because they were to "gashed out". You're gonna go to hell for using them! Sex is only for making babies I'm not Catholic anymore Sister Mary Francis... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrdirt73 0 Posted January 30, 2007 When I used them, it double my time to almost 3 minutes...... Pretty much the only believable story on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Wow... her before pictures must have looked like someone hit her between the legs with a dull axe? Arbys big roast beef? I've never heard of someone actually going through an episiotomy because they were to "gashed out". nahh, she just use to be about 40lbs overweight... then she lost about 60lbs, so she decided to have other things get tightened up as well... naturally, I got her after she had lost the weight and done the surgery, or else (I know it's shallow), but I never would have asked her out if she was overweight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 30, 2007 Pretty much the only believable story on here. Try them and see Mr.dirt... no mucho gusto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted January 30, 2007 nahh, she just use to be about 40lbs overweight... then she lost about 60lbs, so she decided to have other things get tightened up as well... naturally, I got her after she had lost the weight and done the surgery, or else (I know it's shallow), but I never would have asked her out if she was overweight. It's a tip that an episiotomy is done to make the vaginal opening BIGGER, not TIGHTER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrdirt73 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Try them and see Mr.dirt... no mucho gusto. Actually I have. Hated them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 30, 2007 It's a tip that an episiotomy is done to make the vaginal opening BIGGER, not TIGHTER. Umm, I think that he is speaking about the sewing up after the episiotomy. It is a standard joke for guys that we tip the doctor an extra $50 to throw in an extra stitch. Now, can I get a picture of your teets? TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted January 30, 2007 It's a tip that an episiotomy is done to make the vaginal opening BIGGER, not TIGHTER. referre to PFB1 for the answer to your post Umm, I think that he is speaking about the sewing up after the episiotomy. It is a standard joke for guys that we tip the doctor an extra $50 to throw in an extra stitch. Now, can I get a picture of your teets? TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
