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Damnit, quit with the misleading thread titles!!! I thought for sure you were preggo again :rolleyes:

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looks good to me. i'd like to eat a couple after spooging on those glorious ta-tas of yours. :rolleyes:

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I don't see what the problem is. You prolly can't even taste the caffeine anyway. Fock, chocolate donuts already have caffeine in them.

 

The reason these won't work is no shop in their right mind is going to doing anything to jeapordize the incredibly huge margins they make on coffee.

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When I saw the thread title, and with Wiff having the last post, I instantly thought it might have been another dream thread.

 

He seems into that schit, pun intended.

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Damnit, quit with the misleading thread titles!!! I thought for sure you were preggo again :cry:

 

 

FOCK NO.

 

You have to have the sex to get pregnant. :cry: :cry:

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FOCK NO.

 

You have to have the sex to get pregnant. :cry: :huh:

 

ZIINNNNGGGG!

 

What the old man holding out on you? :cry: You really are one of us!!

 

What did you do? Not jump up with car keys in hand running to go get him some Dairy Queen when he said, "You know I could go for some ice cream." :cry:

 

I'm sure if you close your eyes and swing a pixie stick, you'll hit about five of these fockers willing to remedy your drought. :)

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ZIINNNNGGGG!

 

What the old man holding out on you? :cry: You really are one of us!!

 

What did you do? Not jump up with car keys in hand running to go get him some Dairy Queen when he said, "You know I could go for some ice cream." :cry:

 

I'm sure if you close your eyes and swing a pixie stick, you'll hit about five of these fockers willing to remedy your drought. :cry:

 

 

LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

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LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

 

Some were suspendored :cry:

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And some just lurk :thumbsdown:

 

 

But Jeebus, I am atheist.

 

Perhaps if you make me see God, that will change my views.

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LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

 

 

Well, now the thread title is even more appropriate.

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Well, now the thread title is even more appropriate.

 

That's just because you're ghey, and the thought of ANY poosay grosses you out.

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But Jeebus, I am atheist.

 

Perhaps if you make me see God, that will change my views.

 

 

:thumbsdown:

 

robe and wizard hat time!!

 

:wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:mad:

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That's just because you're ghey, and the thought of ANY poosay grosses you out.

 

 

LOL, yeah that might be it...or it could just be you.

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LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

 

 

I would seriously spend the night taking care of you. I would make sure I serviced every need of yours before ever thinking of my own needs. Anything you would want for as long as you want. :banana:

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I would seriously spend the night taking care of you. I would make sure I serviced every need of yours before ever thinking of my own needs. Anything you would want for as long as you want. :thumbsdown:

 

While I would knock it out... get sleepy and give you a "good job honey" and roll over cause daddy likes his sleepytime. :rolleyes:

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LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

 

I'd rather lay pipe with edjr :thumbsdown:

 

I have a feeling your hole is a tad on the worn side.

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LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

 

Do you have a bag large enough to cover your disproportionate wind socks too?

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Damn, some of you are just mean. I only have one thing to say about that....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

34DDDD :banana: :mad: :clap: :D

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Damn, some of you are just mean. I only have one thing to say about that....

34DDDD :banana: :mad: :clap: :D

 

 

32!!!

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32!!!

 

Sorry about that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

32DDDD Even bettah!! :banana: :mad: :clap: :D

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Sorry about that.

32DDDD Even bettah!! :pointstosky: :pointstosky: :pointstosky: :pointstosky:

Strike, have you ever even seen boobies before? :unsure:

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Strike, have you ever even seen boobies before? :pointstosky:

 

 

When was the last time that you even saw some boobies?

 

Remember, I have seen the trailer trash of Orangevale...so don't lie.

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When was the last time that you even saw some boobies?

 

Remember, I have seen the trailer trash of Orangevale...so don't lie.

 

I will not deny that claim. We have our share :pointstosky:

 

Actually, it's been a few weeks or so. My "If it moves, hit it" days are long over.

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Strike, have you ever even seen boobies before? :pointstosky:

 

Sure I have. All the time. But it's hard to compare TNG's 30 year old 32DDDD's to your mom's 68 year old I don't know what size they are but they're down to her knees boobs :pointstosky:

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LOL. Only FIVE?! I thought for sure there were at least ten fockers on here who'd want to lay pipe with me.

Oh, you can bet you azz it is well over ten who'd love the chance at some TNG. :cry:

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