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i was watchin tombstone yesterday and i had forgotten how much of a badass that val kilmer was in that movie... i decided "i'm your huckle-bearer (or huckleberry)" has to be one of my favorite one liners from a movie now... throw that in with the "say when" at both points in the movie and he has to be one of my favorite movie characters also up there with leon from the professional or the gypsy from snatch

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From They Live

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

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From They Live

"I came here to kick ass and check bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

 

Wouldn't that be chew bubble gum, Bazooka Joe?

 

 

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Wouldn't that be chew bubble gum, Bazooka Joe?

:banana:

 

Either way, it's a great line.

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i was watchin tombstone yesterday and i had forgotten how much of a badass that val kilmer was in that movie... i decided "i'm your huckle-bearer (or huckleberry)" has to be one of my favorite one liners from a movie now... throw that in with the "say when" at both points in the movie and he has to be one of my favorite movie characters also up there with leon from the professional or the gypsy from snatch

I focking love tombstone! One of the best movies EVAH!! :banana:

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Al Sieber, Chief of Scouts: I don't see how any man can sink so low. Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is.

 

From the movie Geronimo

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i was watchin tombstone yesterday and i had forgotten how much of a badass that val kilmer was in that movie... i decided "i'm your huckle-bearer (or huckleberry)" has to be one of my favorite one liners from a movie now... throw that in with the "say when" at both points in the movie and he has to be one of my favorite movie characters also up there with leon from the professional or the gypsy from snatch

 

 

Just talking to somebody this weekend about that. Kilmer has some great lines in that movie.

 

Kilmer: "He's my friend"

Other "Ah hell, I got plenty of friends"

Kilmer: "I don't"

 

And of course: "You're a daisy if you do"

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I was born to love you,

I was born to lick your face,

I was born to rub you,

But you were born to rub me first.

 

:banana: Hey Wang! It's a parking lot!

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Either...

 

"Are you going to do something, or just stand there and bleed" (Tombstone does rule!!) ooorrrrrrr..

 

a tie between

 

"Somebodys gonna have to go back and get a sh1tload of dimes" and

 

"Where the white women at?"

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Just talking to somebody this weekend about that. Kilmer has some great lines in that movie.

 

Kilmer: "He's my friend"

Other "Ah hell, I got plenty of friends"

Kilmer: "I don't"

 

And of course: "You're a daisy if you do"

 

 

Doc Holiday - "Why Johnny Ringo...looks like somebody walked on your grave"

 

Doc after he shoots Johnny........Come on...Come on...your no daisy

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Doc Holiday - "Why Johnny Ringo...looks like somebody walked on your grave"

 

Doc after he shoots Johnny........Come on...Come on...your no daisy

 

Maybe his best "line" was completely non-verbal: When he starts flipping that little cup around like a revolver. :banana:

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Josey Wales - " Dying aint much of a living boy "

 

Josey- " You gonna pull them pistols ...or whistle dixie "

 

The Outlaw Josey Wales was another great movie

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Dazed and Confused, Matthew McConahey (however you spell it)

 

"You know what I like about high school girls.....I keep gettin older, they stay in high school"

 

In Stand By Me there is a cool line as well...

 

Young kid (Feldman?) pulls a gun on the older kid (Dillon?):

 

Older Kid: "You gonna shoot all of us"

 

Young kid: "Nope, just you"

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Rocky: Those are my turtles, Cuff and Link. They make good pets.

 

Mickey: They make good soup!

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Unforgiven contained one hell of a lot of great lines:

 

Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.

Bill Munny: He should have armed himself (if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend).

 

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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

 

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The Schofield Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will.

Will Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that guy.

________________________________________________________

 

Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.

 

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Sweep the leg

 

 

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What can I say, Dino..she's into malaccas.

 

I hate Illinois Nazis!

 

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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What the hell's a jiggawatt?!?!?!?!

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Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfvcker

 

Either get busy living, or get busy dying

 

A leader is a man who can adapt principles to circumstances.

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If a woman is willing to give you her love, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.

 

Very underrated but very good movie imo.

 

I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?...Funny how? How am I funny?

 

Not exactly a one liner, but...

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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i was watchin tombstone yesterday and i had forgotten how much of a badass that val kilmer was in that movie... i decided "i'm your huckle-bearer (or huckleberry)" has to be one of my favorite one liners from a movie now... throw that in with the "say when" at both points in the movie and he has to be one of my favorite movie characters also up there with leon from the professional or the gypsy from snatch

my friend cory and I are always quoting Tombstone. and thats one of our favorite if not the favorite quote... we also quote the Big Lebowski all the focking time too. :thumbsup:

 

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

Mr. Mom...

also from same movie

"holy cow! what did you use, a 38?"... "38, 39, whatever it took" (when she shot jack in jack's dream, and when she said it, jack rolled his eyes laying dead on the floor. lol)

 

Doc Holiday - "Why Johnny Ringo...looks like somebody walked on your grave"

 

Doc after he shoots Johnny........Come on...Come on...your no daisy

that is probably tied with the "I'm you're huckleberry" lines... It's so classic cause he's taunting ringo after he blew a hole in his head.... so heartless... so callus... that's what makes it so focking great!

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If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.

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When you first meet people all you notice are the differences between you and them, but as time passes you start noticing the similarities. I guess that's how all friendships begin.

 

You got to be on stupid mother fvcker to get fired on your day off

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Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfvcker

 

Either get busy living, or get busy dying

 

A leader is a man who can adapt principles to circumstances.

These are all great too! :dunno:

 

If a woman is willing to give you her love, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.

 

:wub:

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Just talking to somebody this weekend about that. Kilmer has some great lines in that movie.

 

Kilmer: "He's my friend"

Other "Ah hell, I got plenty of friends"

Kilmer: "I don't"

 

And of course: "You're a daisy if you do"

 

:dunno:

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When you first meet people all you notice are the differences between you and them, but as time passes you start noticing the similarities. I guess that's how all friendships begin.

 

You got to be on stupid mother fvcker to get fired on your day off

:wub: For the first (boy isn't someone in a loving mood today AOK)

 

And :dunno: For the second. Friday rocked!!!

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That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living ###### out of you. I'm gonna knock your ###### in the dirt.

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That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living ###### out of you. I'm gonna knock your ###### in the dirt.

:dunno: Breakfast club! You guys have some great taste in movies! :wub:

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:wub: For the first (boy isn't someone in a loving mood today AOK)

 

And :dunno: For the second. Friday rocked!!!

 

All those women, I have no choice but to spenad alot of time in a loving mood. Luckily for me, I have a wide spectrum (been wanting to use that) of movie tastes...just like the music.

 

How bout this one...

 

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

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