sawilson 1 Posted February 20, 2007 All those women, I have no choice but to spenad alot of time in a loving mood. Luckily for me, I have a wide spectrum (been wanting to use that) of movie tastes...just like the music. How bout this one... Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. No shat huh. I still don't know how you do it with all those women in your house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 No shat huh. I still don't know how you do it with all those women in your house. All I can say is..I deal with it...not always well, but I deal with it. That may explain why I dont participate in any serious threads here...I really dont need that crap. Too much drama here for me to involve myself in any other drama. Oh yeah... I'd rather have 30 seconds of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. Bet u know that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted February 20, 2007 All I can say is..I deal with it...not always well, but I deal with it. That may explain why I dont participate in any serious threads here...I really dont need that crap. Too much drama here for me to involve myself in any other drama. Oh yeah... I'd rather have 30 seconds of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. Bet u know that one I had 5 days of wonderful, and want a lifetime of it too. Is that too much to ask? And ITU what you're saying. Sometimes there is too much BS and drama here, but it's always good for a great laugh if you look in the right places! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,665 Posted February 20, 2007 Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 I had 5 days of wonderful, and want a lifetime of it too. Is that too much to ask? And ITU what you're saying. Sometimes there is too much BS and drama here, but it's always good for a great laugh if you look in the right places! I know, but serious will never be my bag. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Sarge 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Buncha slack jawwed faggots around here...This stuff'll make you a gawd dammed sexual tyrannasaurus...just like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted February 20, 2007 I know, but serious will never be my bag. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. "Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's peenus is missing. " Crassic movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Sometimes there is too much BS and drama here, but it's always good for a great laugh if you look in the right places! I come here for the laughs... and to vent sometimes. But rest assured, all my stories are 100% true. Even if CNG doesn't believe so! Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. The Goonies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,305 Posted February 20, 2007 Buncha slack jawwed faggots around here...This stuff'll make you a gawd dammed sexual tyrannasaurus...just like me. I aint got time to bleed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fvck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your azz, Zeus! You got a problem with that? Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your azz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted February 20, 2007 Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 20, 2007 I aint got time to bleed. so I said to my wife the other night "I want a little pvssy" and she looked at me and said "me too".... you know... cause she wanted...a...little...pvssy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 All gave some..and some gave all. Just wanted to throw that in since that is what I am listening to right now (just the song, not the cd) To make up for it... And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT FvCKING NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 From The Movie - "Hollywood Nights" Sally: Turk, did you come? Newbomb Turk: A little. Sally: What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't. Newbomb Turk: I came. Sally: Oh my God, I can't believe you came. You are so immature. From The Same Movie. Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trip McNeely 0 Posted February 20, 2007 In Stand By Me there is a cool line as well... Young kid (Feldman?) pulls a gun on the older kid (Dillon?): Older Kid: "You gonna shoot all of us" Young kid: "Nope, just you" great line the younger kid was Will Wheaton and the older kid was Kiefer Sutherland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Lookin' mighty white today, slim. Looks like McKinney's gonna get himself a combat ribbon for killing Sweet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 Diane: I'd love to go with you, but I've got a class right now. Thornton Melon: Well, why don't you come and see me some time when you have no class. Thornton Melon: Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trip McNeely 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Diane: I'd love to go with you, but I've got a class right now. Thornton Melon: Well, why don't you come and see me some time when you have no class. Thornton Melon: Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. Chaz: Screw you Melon ! classic line I use at least once a week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your peenus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 Classic! Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted February 20, 2007 "Tell me about it, stud" Sorry, had to throw that in there too. I love that movie. Oh, one more. "I see dead people" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 "Tell me about it, stud" Sorry, had to throw that in there too. I love that movie. Oh, one more. "I see dead people" Had to throw the Grease reference in there, didnt ya? Heres another ok one from quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time.. There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. Regulators...mount up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trip McNeely 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 Rocky: Cut me, Mick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc. Rocky: Cut me, Mick. Hit the one in the middle!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 Tripper: Attention! Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted February 20, 2007 Had to throw the Grease reference in there, didnt ya? Heres another ok one from quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time.. There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip. Regulators...mount up! Yeah, had to slip the Grease reference in there. Good job btw on the recognition of that one. Wasn't sure if anyone would get it. Isn't that a Warren G song? I love that song btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 Yeah, had to slip the Grease reference in there. Good job btw on the recognition of that one. Wasn't sure if anyone would get it. Isn't that a Warren G song? I love that song btw. I believe it was Warren G's only song. He snagged it from a classic though.. What I want is for you to cork your ###### government mouth, mister. And the next time you address me common, I will put you on your prissy little azz. (that was for all the CSI fans out there) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 Pamela Voorhees: Kill her, Mommy. Kill her. Don't let her get away Mommy. Don't let her live. Pamela Voorhees: I won't, Jason. I won't! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
culboarder11 0 Posted February 20, 2007 "Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay! Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted February 20, 2007 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, focking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh1t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 (Quote) Kutulu. If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, focking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh1t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to go!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p.man 7 Posted February 20, 2007 I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted February 20, 2007 Hand me the focking keys, you cocksucker, what the fock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiefs04 0 Posted February 20, 2007 "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."........Fight Club "I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore! ".....Sandlot "We've got 70 dollars, and a pair of girls underpants, we're safe as kittens."......Sixteen Candles "Suck me beautiful".....American Pie "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.".....Napolean Dynamite And the BEST ever........... "Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmbassadorOfKwan 0 Posted February 20, 2007 One word... "WOLVERINES!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
