FantasyBowl33 0 Posted March 8, 2007 someone's boys can realy swim Tom Brady's G/f pregnant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted March 8, 2007 linky broke, but if thats true he can make a runa t shawn kemps record Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 8, 2007 My wife was telling me about this story this morning. I think that the Pats have to win another SB so that he can spend more time focusing on SNL, Pebble Beach, etc. rather than knocking chicks up. Where are his lineman in that Visa commercial when he needs some "protection"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pollardposse 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Where are his lineman in that Visa commercial when he needs some "protection"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted March 8, 2007 He apparently has thrown the tuck rule out the window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boston 0 Posted March 8, 2007 In his bio it says his favorite hoop player was Shawn Kemp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 742 Posted March 8, 2007 We now have the most Prolific Offense in the NFL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Hmm, so what happens if they both go into labor at the same time. That's gonna be awkward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JScott 20 Posted March 8, 2007 Gawd dammit Brady, put a focking jacket on that thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
***NED*** 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Where are his lineman in that Visa commercial when he needs some "protection"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Where are his lineman in that Visa commercial when he needs some "protection"? Looks like his swimmers are clutch too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 8, 2007 the NFL's version of K-fed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaTerp 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Where are his lineman in that Visa commercial when he needs some "protection"? Crassic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MicktheGreat 1 Posted March 8, 2007 Any chance that Brady's two kids will be bitter rivals--sorta like Jacob & Esau??? That would be great... Although, I guess, technically, it would be more like Ishmael & Isaac... Also, countdown until an ESPN commentator explains how this isn't Brady's fault: 10, 9, 8... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foghorn Leghorn 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Hmm, so what happens if they both go into labor at the same time. That's gonna be awkward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted March 8, 2007 One more would be perfect...one for each ring. Three is the magic number Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JScott 20 Posted March 8, 2007 Also, countdown until an ESPN commentator explains how this isn't Brady's fault: 10, 9, 8... Bristol will make one of those "Top 5 reasons you can't blame ______" countdown shows Also, how long 'til some t-shirt company comes out with a pink one that reads... "Tom knocked me up!"... for all the ladies ETA: I can just see all the fans at opposing stadiums now chanting... "Who's your da-ddy!" I crack myself up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted March 8, 2007 WHAT A LOSER. Three Super Bowl rings and obviously got busy with both Bridget Moynahan and Giselle Bundchen...not exactly the definition of loser in my book. One more would be perfect...one for each ring. Hmm, the results of the Anna Nicole Smith paternity tests could complete the trifecta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pimptastic69 0 Posted March 8, 2007 "Hey Tom? Why is the Maury Show calling?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 8, 2007 One more would be perfect...one for each ring. Three is the magic number i hope he has one more and then catches The AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j 35 Posted March 8, 2007 Not to worry, Tom and Bridget, I'm pretty sure I am Gisele's baby's daddy! --> NSFW <-- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,367 Posted March 8, 2007 Three Super Bowl rings and obviously got busy with both Bridget Moynahan and Giselle Bundchen...not exactly the definition of loser in my book. That's because you're obviously a loser too. How's that trailer park working out for ya? And tv-trays and tv dinners? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltpunk 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Brady has knocked up a SMOKIN hot actress and a Victorias secret model?!?!?!?!?!?! Lets see Peyton top that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeminiV 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Looks like his swimmers are clutch too. Is it the 4th quarter for Tom and Gisele, too? Adriana Lima? Edit to add: I like Brady, but I also considered replying witih "I bet they're really Vinatieri's babies, anyway." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 8, 2007 That's because you're obviously a loser too. How's that trailer park working out for ya? And tv-trays and tv dinners? you are a retard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,367 Posted March 8, 2007 you are a retard. Hello scumbag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hines86rules 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Can't wait for the Pats@NYJ game when Vinny from Queens throws a box of rubbers onto the field!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swamp dog 0 Posted March 8, 2007 half-serious question: how come when derrick thomas fathered a bunch of babies with different moms it was looked at more negatively than this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted March 8, 2007 Brady has knocked up a SMOKIN hot actress and a Victorias secret model?!?!?!?!?!?! Lets see Peyton top that! I'd vote for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 8, 2007 Youre Tom Brady who would you rather be with now ? ? A hot actress that is 6 years older than you who obvious cares ( used to ) about you and likley wasn't after your money only as she has money herself. Or the model who is younger and slightly hotter who at leasts looks like a real beatch and likley only in it for money ! bridgette bridgette Bridgette giselle giselle giselle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 550 Posted March 8, 2007 half-serious question: how come when derrick thomas fathered a bunch of babies with different moms it was looked at more negatively than this? I don't think he was knocking up actresses and supermodels. Also because he's black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favreforlife 0 Posted March 8, 2007 i hope he has one more and then catches The AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foghorn Leghorn 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Youre Tom Brady who would you rather be with now ? ? A hot actress that is 6 years older than you who obvious cares ( used to ) about you and likley wasn't after your money only as she has money herself. Or the model who is younger and slightly hotter who at leasts looks like a real beatch and likley only in it for money ! Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trip McNeely 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Youre Tom Brady who would you rather be with now ? ? A hot actress that is 6 years older than you who obvious cares ( used to ) about you and likley wasn't after your money only as she has money herself. Or the model who is younger and slightly hotter who at leasts looks like a real beatch and likley only in it for money ! bridgette bridgette Bridgette giselle giselle giselle You think Giselle is in it for the money? Her net worth is over $100 mil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LunaTick 30 Posted March 8, 2007 the NFL's version of K-fed. K-fed was an unknown loser, who baited and switched and baited and baited in sequence. Where as Brady is an established, and now we can say, bastard father that now has 2 bastard kids on the way at the same time. with ... supermodel and an actress as mothers... a guy who has his own money.... and women that are not outing going bald (both places) in public... who are not trailer trash.... Just wonder what the stud fees, i mean paternity checks, will end up being on at least one of those. Brady has knocked up a SMOKIN hot actress and a Victorias secret model?!?!?!?!?!?! Lets see Peyton top that! How would that commercial go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Youre Tom Brady who would you rather be with now ? ? A hot actress that is 6 years older than you who obvious cares ( used to ) about you and likley wasn't after your money only as she has money herself. Or the model who is younger and slightly hotter who at leasts looks like a real beatch and likley only in it for money ! bridgette bridgette Bridgette giselle giselle giselle Giselle isn't in it for the money. She probably has twice what Brady has. Bridgette is better looking IMO, but damn, I don't think there is a hetero man that turns down either one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted March 8, 2007 If this is true...bad news for the Patriots. Tom has become a distraction. (Bridgette is hotter) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeminiV 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Youre Tom Brady who would you rather be with now ? ? A hot actress that is 6 years older than you who obvious cares ( used to ) about you and likley wasn't after your money only as she has money herself. Giving long-term contracts to 30+ year old free agents will haunt you every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 8, 2007 Giselle isn't in it for the money. She probably has twice what Brady has. Bridgette is better looking IMO, but damn, I don't think there is a hetero man that turns down either one. well fock ! serves me right for thinking she was just some dumb model FOCK - I don't thik I coulda been more wrong ! She iosn't worth 100 mil shes worth 150 ! Had no focking clue supermodels made that much money ! - DAMN crawling under rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
