What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

[edjr 6,580]

The position of the dirt bag.

[Strike 5,536]

Shouldln't there be a lawyer somewhere in this joke?

[parrot 789]

I heard they call your mom Hoover because she can suck-start a Harley.

[surferskin 30]

i think you should have used the "?" icon instead of the "!" for a question.

[Isotopes 1]

One is a vacuum and one is a motorcycle?

[paulinstl 296]

One is something you spent an entire year in the utility closet with it dressed up in a nurse's uniform and two slabs of baloney around the hose intake, and the other is what you wish you riding instead of your gym coach's rear end?