Siouxsie 1 Posted April 17, 2007 i scribbled down this verse or maybe it's the chorus while having breakfast over at diner shores, earlier but i need help completing it ok ? don't make a mistake by tellin' a woman the truth (bass drum goes thud) we say that's all we want but if you do - you lose (hi-hat crash) so take my advice if you wanna be cool as ice consider yourself forewarned (then it slows down) 'cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned .. .. .. blah blah blah (lost for words here) no one knows that better than me it seems to happen .. fre-quent-ly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted April 17, 2007 i scribbled down this verse or maybe it's the chorus while having breakfast over at diner shores, earlier but i need help completing it ok ? don't make a mistake by tellin' a woman the truth (bass drum goes thud) we say that's all we want but if you do - you lose (hi-hat crash) so take my advice if you wanna be cool as ice consider yourself forewarned (then it slows down) 'cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned .. .. .. blah blah blah (lost for words here) no one knows that better than me it seems to happen .. fre-quent-ly so I should just hang myself from a freak-en-tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 556 Posted April 17, 2007 hell hath no fury like a woman scorned So, I bent her over the bed from behind I punched her head I learned the Donkey from porn. I learned the Donkey from porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 17, 2007 I have a voice as pretty as Gilbert Godfried Wait...does that rhyme? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted April 17, 2007 what does it matter, by that time nobody will be close enough to hear it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted April 17, 2007 Three legged dog pissing on a tree.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmonkeys 0 Posted April 17, 2007 he said he found jeebus, and then he found me.. he only lasted 4 minutes and I kissed a lady... now I'll just hang myself from that friggen tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted April 17, 2007 then: if you make a mistake tell a woman a lie we believe it every time i don't know why to avoid the dog house be meek as a mouse cause just as sure as you were born hell hath no fury like a woman scorned i need help i thought there were some songwriters here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted April 17, 2007 i need help i thought there were some songwriters here You don't like handicapped dogs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted April 17, 2007 he said he found jeebus, and then he found me.. he only lasted 4 minutes and I kissed a lady... now I'll just hang myself from that friggen tree ok .. ok this has potential you should work on this seriously i like it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Ringo 0 Posted April 17, 2007 I didn't have time for his Jeebus theatrics... Why is it that I end up focking geriatrics? He paid for my limo, he even paid for my room... He got an AARP discount, or so I assume. Don't judge me my friends, for being a whoar.. Or for dating only guys born in 1944. I would do it again, even if you think I'm looney... Maybe next time I could fock Andy Rooney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted April 17, 2007 I didn't have time for his Jeebus theatrics... Why is it that I end up focking geriatrics? He paid for my limo, he even paid for my room... He got an AARP discount, or so I assume. Don't judge me my friends, for being a whoar.. Or for dating only guys born in 1944. I would do it again, even if you think I'm looney... Maybe next time I could fock Andy Rooney. again this has potential needs 3 verses and a chorus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 742 Posted April 17, 2007 i scribbled down this verse or maybe it's the chorus while having breakfast over at diner shores, earlier but i need help completing it ok ? don't make a mistake by tellin' a woman the truth (bass drum goes thud) we say that's all we want but if you do - you lose (hi-hat crash) so take my advice if you wanna be cool as ice consider yourself forewarned (then it slows down) 'cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned .. .. .. blah blah blah (lost for words here) no one knows that better than me it seems to happen .. fre-quent-ly I get on a DC-3 & a guy goes down on me Then I get bold cuz I like em old but he wants a 3 with another lady & me So I guess he'll stay horned 'cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted April 17, 2007 again i like where you're going nomad it could be your own tune though you could call it siouxsie & me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Bri 0 Posted April 17, 2007 I'd try to work "hole of corn" in there somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted April 17, 2007 OMG, I am laughing so hard I am crying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,305 Posted April 17, 2007 20 minute drum solo.... then as the last cymbal crash fades away.... can size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juniper 0 Posted April 17, 2007 Just like the Hound Of Hades A woman's wrath throws us under the bus We must aspire to tread carefully And not rile her inner Cerberus So coo, nod, try to accept it all Say those words she longs to hear Recall to get along, you go along But that night you'll grin from ear to ear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted April 17, 2007 I'm prematurely grey, but that's OK. I like to date old men and their ilk, who cares if their sperm looks like dried milk? Do me wrong and I'll pull a gun, then complain when you don't get the joke...(pause)...it was all in fun. Yeah...Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... don't make a mistake by tellin' a woman the truth (bass drum goes thud) we say that's all we want but if you do - you lose (hi-hat crash) so take my advice if you wanna be cool as ice consider yourself forewarned (then it slows down) 'cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted April 17, 2007 This is gold right here! --I've been living with a shadow over head I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed I've been lonely for so long, trapped in the past i just cant seem to move on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Bri 0 Posted April 17, 2007 It's been a long road Gettin from there to here It's been a long time But my time is finally here And I can see my dreams come alive at night I can touch the sky And they're not gonna hold me down no more No they're not gonna change my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shmonkeys 0 Posted April 17, 2007 You tell me you love me nothing can come between us... you tell me I'm all woman except for my peemus... now it's time to hang myself from that friggen tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites