wiffleball 4,635 Posted May 14, 2007 I've wiped and wiped, so that's not it. Man, that just ruins your day. It totally jacks with my concentration. I just want to jam my finger up there and scratch it until it bleeds. But, that wouldn't be appropriate in an office environment. Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted May 14, 2007 I just want to jam my finger up there and scratch it until it bleeds. But, that wouldn't be appropriate in an office environment. Damn. Then ask someone else to do it for you! HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted May 14, 2007 Stop bumping uglies with MDC and you won't have this problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,635 Posted May 14, 2007 I think I'll wrap a broom handle with some sanding paper when I get home. That outta do it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Davaco Posted May 14, 2007 i like scratching my bunghole. it creats a stink finger that i cannot stop smelling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted May 14, 2007 Are you using low-grade toilet paper? You need to invest in Charmin Ultra. Bring a few packs to work, and you'll be well-liked and respected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted May 15, 2007 I've wiped and wiped, so that's not it. Man, that just ruins your day. It totally jacks with my concentration. I just want to jam my finger up there and scratch it until it bleeds. But, that wouldn't be appropriate in an office environment. Damn. I swear to God. So do I. Unlike you however, I will stick my finger into the back of my pants and shove my underwear straight into my bunghole, scratching away. Now, cut it out already Wif. Starting to freak me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KayJay1971 238 Posted May 15, 2007 I will stick my finger into the back of my pants and shove my underwear straight into my bunghole, scratching away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted May 15, 2007 this is the second buttthole thread of the day...the bored is picking up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted May 15, 2007 2 werds ANAL LEAKAGE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stalker711 0 Posted May 15, 2007 I've wiped and wiped, so that's not it. Man, that just ruins your day. It totally jacks with my concentration. I just want to jam my finger up there and scratch it until it bleeds. But, that wouldn't be appropriate in an office environment. Damn. I'm sure the boss wouldn't mind 'itching' that for you...they are usually good at screwing the employees... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,593 Posted August 9, 2019 You might want to get that looked into. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, MTSkiBum said: You might want to get that looked into. Yeah if it's still itching after 12 years that might be a problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,479 Posted August 9, 2019 Try using a flushable wet wipe to get the shiit off of your filthy bunghole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 53 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said: Try using a flushable wet wipe to get the shiit off of your filthy bunghole. Or wear pants if you sit on Sux's counter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,484 Posted August 9, 2019 You have Worms! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted August 9, 2019 On 5/14/2007 at 7:31 PM, Guest Davaco said: i like scratching my bunghole. it creats a stink finger that i cannot stop smelling I thought it was just me. *Sniff* Ooooh, that smells bad. I wonder if it really smells as bad as I thought. *Sniff* Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,309 Posted August 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Baker Boy said: You have Worms! Technically I had wiffle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted August 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, fandandy said: I thought it was just me. *Sniff* Ooooh, that smells bad. I wonder if it really smells as bad as I thought. *Sniff* Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 26 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: Technically I had wiffle Ewe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,309 Posted August 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt said: Ewe. Have not had one of those. Do you recommend it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Webtoed Porkbutt 155 Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: Have not had one of those. Do you recommend it? Over Wiffle? Yes. Yes I do. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
