It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration

[gocolts 300]

Eric Cartman:

 

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

 

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?

 

Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

[gocolts 300]

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.

Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.

Stan: That's cool.

Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ###### didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.