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Almost one in three American men say they've had sex with at least 15 partners in their lives, triple the rate of similar behavior found in interviews with women, according to a government survey.

 

So, if:

 

1) Men have 3 times as many sex partners as wimmen. and:

 

2) There are roughly just as many men as women. Then:

 

Doesn't that mean there must be one hell of a lot of ho's running around out there who've banged a crapload of guys?? and,

 

to keep the curve as low as it is and counterbalance those ho's, doesn't it also mean there must be a crapload of extremely frigid biitches out there too?

 

Man, i wish I was better at math. I'm trying to set up an illustrative calculation. I took a sample size of 1,000 men and 1,000 women. That's 15,000 sexual encounters for the men among 1,000 women who claim to average 5 sexual partners.

 

From there, I'm stumped. God, I knew those word problems were gonna come in handy someday! :angry:

 

All I know is there's some biitches out there that have focked a crapload of men for those numbers to work out. ;)

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because men usually over-exaggerate how many people they fock and women under-exaggerate.

 

you're welcome.

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does that account for all the men having sex with other men?\

 

just saying ;)

 

it's just like a porn.

 

they use the same guy for 5 scenes but 5 different chicks.

 

and don't forget Wilt Chamberlain tilts the #'s

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because men usually over-exaggerate how many people they fock and women under-exaggerate.

 

you're welcome.

 

American Pie II taught us all that ;)

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because men usually over-exaggerate how many people they fock and women under-exaggerate.

 

you're welcome.

 

Yeah, people probably lie.

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1) There are a lot of hos running around out there, but

 

2) Women lie about the # of partners they have had so that they don't feel like wh0res.

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1) There are a lot of hos running around out there, but

 

2) Women lie about the # of partners they have had so that they don't feel like wh0res.

 

 

I often wonder why we as men dont give wimmens an atta girl for being whoores, we need to encourage this behavior and give them new labels like studess. Society would be a much better place.

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1. Lots of guys having secks with the same whores

2. Guys overreporting their # of sexual partners

3. Women underreporting their # of sexual partners

 

Just under 20 for me. ;)

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Yeah, I'm no math whiz, but this just doesn't work. I even upped the sample size to 100 Million US adults and a 50/50 gender split.

 

 

Assuming

- You can't have a negative number of lovers (insert hilarity here)

- The average has to be 5.

- That's a minimum of 750Million sexual encounters (assuming only ONE ;) per lovah)

- Divided among 50M women.

 

 

Sorry, just doesn't work out for me. To get that kind of volume, you'd have to radically up the number of lovers in the 'skank' category, but when you do that, you kill your average of 5. and vice versa - increase your volume of virgins to decrease your partner average, and you kill your sex volume.

 

There must be something I'm missing. Dammit.

 

- 'Course, I am to math as Steven Hawking is to the Lambada.

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I think part of it depends on the definition of partner they're using. I mean, a chick like TNG at a glory hole could have 20 partners in one night.

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So, if:

 

1) Men have 3 times as many sex partners as wimmen. and:

 

 

I'm not so sure this is right now that I've read the quote again.

 

I believe the quote is saying that there are three times as many men as women who have had 15 or more partners. Does that even make a difference? My brain's kinda checked out for the day.

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I'm not so sure this is right now that I've read the quote again.

 

I believe the quote is saying that there are three times as many men as women who have had 15 or more partners. Does that even make a difference? My brain's kinda checked out for the day.

 

 

No, I think you're on to something there. triple the rate of similar behavior

 

The editor who did the headline kinda misled people though: http://www.denverpost.com/ci_6204119 CDC: Men have 3 times more sex partners

 

The numbers in the article don't reflect the headline at all from what I can tell.

 

The average number of female sexual partners for men was 6.8, said Kathryn Porter, a medical officer for the CDC's National Center for Health Statistics in Hyattsville, Maryland, and one of the study's co-authors. Women reported an average of 3.7 male sexual partners, she said.

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I'm not so sure this is right now that I've read the quote again.

 

I believe the quote is saying that there are three times as many men as women who have had 15 or more partners. Does that even make a difference? My brain's kinda checked out for the day.

 

I think you're reading that right.

 

As surferskin sort of implied, I think it might translate to "a guy who says he's had 15 or more partners is 3 times as likely to be full of crap as a woman who says it."

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Holy crap. The average for women is 3.7?

 

That is low. I've seen Mrs. kutulu get banged by more than that with my own eyes. :banana:

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Only fools are enslaved by time and space.

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Only fools are enslaved by time and space.

 

Wrong thread. You do really need some sleep. <_<

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Wrong thread. You do really need some sleep. <_<

 

Only kutulu is overwhelmed by a coloring book.

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Only kutulu is overwhelmed by a coloring book.

 

It's harder than it looks. <_<

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Only kutulu is overwhelmed by a coloring book.

 

 

One time I stayed between the lines, this ranks #2 on my top 5 list of major accomplishments

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One time I stayed between the lines, this ranks #2 on my top 5 list of major accomplishments

 

Nobody likes a bragger. <_<

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