davebg 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Will there be biting involved? No, but 40 quick kicks in the gunt aren't out of the question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted July 3, 2007 You have chosen to ignore all posts from: davebg. · View this post · Un-ignore davebg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted July 3, 2007 WOOT!!! I expect a call from Lurch this afternoon to ask for my expertise is these matters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted July 3, 2007 Will there be biting involved? if you insist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted July 3, 2007 What is the big deal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted July 3, 2007 What is the big deal? thats what I'm saying. 12+ pages of crap - whiny biotch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted July 3, 2007 thats what I'm saying. 12+ pages of crap - whiny biotch. Seriously. Forget Steve and the wife, THAT dude needs a punch in the face. ETA: It is funny though how nobody at FBGs can conceive of actually being drunk enough that you blackout. Didn't these people go to college? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted July 3, 2007 It is funny though how nobody at FBGs can conceive of actually being drunk enough that you blackout. Didn't these people go to college? really - I forget more then I remember every night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted July 3, 2007 Partying with the FootballGuys gang must really suck. Bob: "Gee George, isn't that your third drink already?" Frank: "Yeah George, maybe you should take it easy buddy." Bob: "Wouldn't want anything crazy to happen." George: "You're right guys. I'm just going to have a glass of water and head home." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted July 3, 2007 Partying with the FootballGuys gang must really suck. Bob: "Gee George, isn't that your third drink already?" Frank: "Yeah George, maybe you should take it easy buddy." Bob: "Wouldn't want anything crazy to happen." George: "You're right guys. I'm just going to have a glass of water and head home." FFT Version: EDJR: FOCK! I am so focking wasted I just shat myself I think....yeah, I did... Gutter: Can someone PLEASE find me a focking stool so I can tap the keg!!!! FOCKERS!!! RLLD: Hey Spider, wanna have at it in front of everyone here SPIDER: uhmmm, ok....that'll do... TNG: What about MEEE! Someone Needs to fock meeeee!! :CRICKETS: MKB4: I think i just focked someones wife in the bathroom, is anyone missing a wife.... MOZ: honey........hooneeeeyyyyy...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,063 Posted July 3, 2007 cmh: Why is everybody still sober? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 897 Posted July 3, 2007 it's amazing how serious they are over there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted July 3, 2007 it's amazing how serious they are over there. Oh yeah, its the kind of humor you expect to find at a star wars convention.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,098 Posted July 3, 2007 FFT Version: EDJR: FOCK! I am so focking wasted I just shat myself I think....yeah, I did... Gutter: Can someone PLEASE find me a focking stool so I can tap the keg!!!! FOCKERS!!! RLLD: Hey Spider, wanna have at it in front of everyone here SPIDER: uhmmm, ok....that'll do... TNG: What about MEEE! Someone Needs to fock meeeee!! :CRICKETS: MKB4: I think i just focked someones wife in the bathroom, is anyone missing a wife.... MOZ: honey........hooneeeeyyyyy...... stop already everone in my office is wondering why I'm laughing like a little girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted July 3, 2007 You might want to check out page 15 on that thread, i am trying to inject some hilarity back into this... Not ONE of these tools seems to have any inclination to try and make this clown suicidal, homicidal, or at least cry like a baby... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 3, 2007 FFT Version: EDJR: FOCK! I am so focking wasted I just shat myself I think....yeah, I did... Gutter: Can someone PLEASE find me a focking stool so I can tap the keg!!!! FOCKERS!!! RLLD: Hey Spider, wanna have at it in front of everyone here SPIDER: uhmmm, ok....that'll do... TNG: What about MEEE! Someone Needs to fock meeeee!! :CRICKETS: MKB4: I think i just focked someones wife in the bathroom, is anyone missing a wife.... MOZ: honey........hooneeeeyyyyy...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,098 Posted July 3, 2007 Here's a quote from their Moderator Peeps need to ease off of the language filter and the graphic-description button if you guys want this thread to last. What a bunch of lame muthafuckas, 15 pages and every questionable word is ###### and they have a problem with it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted July 3, 2007 TNG: What about MEEE! Someone Needs to fock meeeee!! :CRICKETS: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 3, 2007 Aw c'mon, even you can appreciate that in the context it was in. It was fockin funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted July 3, 2007 Aw c'mon, even you can appreciate that in the context it was in. It was fockin funny. I would like to think that there wouldn't be crickets, though, and SOMEONE would give me a pity fock or something. yesitwasfunny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,098 Posted July 3, 2007 I would like to think that there wouldn't be crickets, though, and SOMEONE would give me a pity fock or something. yesitwasfunny I still like your wedding pic Alrite, I stole this link from the other site. One guy posted that he thought they made a movie about this guys problem. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...5c320a81d0929d1 I have officaly wasted my entire day on this and will check back after the 4th I'm out of here, have a good 4th of July Happy Birthday America Still the best place on Earth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 3, 2007 TNG: What about MEEE! Someone Needs to fock meeeee!! I would love too!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 3, 2007 I snagged 'Homewrecker Steve-O' Really, we all have friends that are NEVER allowed to be alone with your wife. My wife and I set boundaries where we are not alone with members of the opposite sex unless they're a blood relative of that spouse. Now you people from Alabama or Arkansas may want to exclude those people too from being alone with your spouse. This dude was a complete jackass when he blew off what 'George' told him about his wife and 'Steve'. And here's a big FOCK you to people that say 'Don't blame Steve, he was just taking what was offered; blame her!' No............blame them both; he gets an assbeating and she gets put on the focking curb. CYA beotch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,609 Posted July 3, 2007 I would like to think that there wouldn't be crickets, though, and SOMEONE would give me a pity fock or something. Meh...Been there, done that. It's the crickets turn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 3, 2007 Meh...Been there, done that. It's the crickets turn Jiminy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted July 3, 2007 stop already everone in my office is wondering why I'm laughing like a little girl Is it because you're ball-less? Seriously whoever mentioned the pvssy husband is dead on. Some guy comes back and tells you that your wife and stud Steve are in the same bathroom and the dumb a$$ just shrugs it off. Hopefully his wife passes along the STD she got from Steve and his cack and balls fall off. Obviously the guy doens't need them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted July 3, 2007 Wow. A couple things here: I don't care how much trust you may have in your spouse (and you should)... if you are told that in her inebreated state she has just entered a bathroom stall with some guy (friend or not) - you should definitely go check things out. If for nothing else, to see that she is okay. I would think that hearing something like this about your wife, your first thoughts would be: - she could be sick and needs some help - she could be in a bad situation with some guy who is taking advantage of her drunken state He should have confronted the issue immediately, but his passiveness is just baffling to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,637 Posted July 3, 2007 He should have confronted the issue immediately, but his passiveness is just baffling to me. that's why part of me thinks its fake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted July 3, 2007 that's why part of me thinks its fake. Which part of you thinks it's fake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Which part of you thinks it's fake? The needy part? The silicone part? The horny part? The vaginal part? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 3, 2007 Wow. A couple things here: I don't care how much trust you may have in your spouse (and you should)... if you are told that in her inebreated state she has just entered a bathroom stall with some guy (friend or not) - you should definitely go check things out. If for nothing else, to see that she is okay. I would think that hearing something like this about your wife, your first thoughts would be: - she could be sick and needs some help - she could be in a bad situation with some guy who is taking advantage of her drunken state He should have confronted the issue immediately, but his passiveness is just baffling to me. Spoken just like a woman would think.........guy's version first thoughts: - that dude is focking my wife and I don't get to fock his! - that beotch told me no to sex earlier today! Guess that headache is gone. Woot I may get lucky tonight! Seriously; a guy doesn't think 'she may need help' or 'he may be taking advantage of her' especially when SHE said she was going to tag along. There was a window of opportunity and she took it; so did he. Ask O.J. what MIYH should do....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,275 Posted July 3, 2007 Really, we all have friends that are NEVER allowed to be alone with your wife. My wife and I set boundaries where we are not alone with members of the opposite sex unless they're a blood relative of that spouse. Now you people from Alabama or Arkansas may want to exclude those people too from being alone with your spouse. THAT...would be me....dont ever leave your beer or or wife alone w/me, cause I am going to have a taste of one or both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted July 3, 2007 Spoken just like a woman would think.........guy's version first thoughts: - that dude is focking my wife and I don't get to fock his! - that beotch told me no to sex earlier today! Guess that headache is gone. Woot I may get lucky tonight! Seriously; a guy doesn't think 'she may need help' or 'he may be taking advantage of her' especially when SHE said she was going to tag along. There was a window of opportunity and she took it; so did he. Ask O.J. what MIYH should do....... Wow. Can't speak for what a guy's first thoughts would be, but I would hope to think you're in the minority with your's here. In regard to someone you're supposed to love and care about, I would think you would be concerned for her safety first. If after that you find that she is alright and is indeed willingly participating in any sexual act with someone else, well then of course she deserves to be kicked to the curb. And I'm definitely not siding with her in this. She shouldn't have put herself in that situation to begin with and I don't think for a second that she has an innocent role here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted July 3, 2007 that's why part of me thinks its fake. spoken like a faker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrJ 0 Posted July 3, 2007 That's actually a poster from here. Maybe if you guys weren't all such a$$wipes, we'd have some wild tales shared over here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted July 4, 2007 That's actually a poster from here. Maybe if you guys weren't all such a$$wipes, we'd have some wild tales shared over here. :ptts: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted July 4, 2007 LOL they thought I was smurfin' over there. Totally convinced that one of the regulars took the time to create an alias just to post what they REALLY thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted July 4, 2007 Wow. A couple things here: I don't care how much trust you may have in your spouse (and you should)... if you are told that in her inebreated state she has just entered a bathroom stall with some guy (friend or not) - you should definitely go check things out. If for nothing else, to see that she is okay. I would think that hearing something like this about your wife, your first thoughts would be: - she could be sick and needs some help - she could be in a bad situation with some guy who is taking advantage of her drunken state He should have confronted the issue immediately, but his passiveness is just baffling to me. You belong over there with your miss manners and dr phil head. WHy not join over there? You'd fit right in!@#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peens 0 Posted July 4, 2007 You belong over there with your miss manners and dr phil head. WHy not join over there? You'd fit right in!@#@! lol Hi FBG, Homos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattlesnake 0 Posted July 4, 2007 That marriage could be over, at least figuratively speaking. He'll never, EVER forget this completely, no matter what he "finds out". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
