my mom was on the bridge that collapsed

[heavy-set 39]

thanx for your T&P, but donations will be accepted in lieu of flowers.

 

cash only

 

:sadbanana:

[surferskin 30]

so it was her fault??? fat biatch.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

so it was her fault??? fat biatch.

 

 

For some reason I got the giggles pretty bad with that one. What makes you think heavy-set's mom could cause a bridge to collapse?

 

His mom's so fat she looks at the menu at a restaurant and says 'okay'.

[edjr 6,580]

so it was her fault??? fat biatch.

 

[phillybear 366]

thanx for your T&P

 

I was praying that you were standing under the bridge.

[mighty_thor 115]

Did Giants Fan rescue her?

[hoytdwow 202]

Your mom was a suicide bomber?

[kutulu 1,676]

My mom got hit by a train last night.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

My mom got hit by a train last night.

 

 

It got stuck in her crack.

[surferskin 30]

My mom got hit by a train last night.

what a coincidence, me and my buddy ran a train your wife too.

[kutulu 1,676]

It got stuck in her crack.

 

I hope you were gentle.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

what a coincidence, me and my buddy ran a train your wife too.

 

 

and they got stuck in her crack

[kutulu 1,676]

what a coincidence, me and my buddy ran a train your wife too.

 

pics?

[surferskin 30]

pics?

the camera got stuck in her crack.

[kutulu 1,676]

the camera got stuck in her crack.

 

Too bad it wasn't a video camera. Maybe next time.

[phillybear 366]

pics?

 

Some people would say that it is disturbing to rub one out to pictures of your mother having sex. But I say have fun, you feeble brained assurinalcake.

[kutulu 1,676]

Some people would say that it is disturbing to rub one out to pictures of your mother having sex. But I say have fun, you feeble brained assurinalcake.

 

Granted, it is not as exciting as live action, but it will do in a pinch.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

If you're serious, is she okay?

 

If you're not serious, fock off. Seriously.

[Bert 1,128]

If you're serious, is she okay?

 

If you're not serious, fock off. Seriously.

 

I see the counseling is really helping with that biotchy attitude.

[heavy-set 39]

this board blows,

 

 

no can size request yet?

[surferskin 30]

this board blows,

no can size request yet?

corpse size?

[Juniper 0]

It's rumored that rescue crews recovered an MP3 player from one of the vehicles which included the songs:

 

Under The Bridge by The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

The Crunge by Led Zeppelin.

Road To Nowhere by The Talking Heads.

Highway To Hell by AC/DC.

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon And Garfunkel.

Help Me by Joni Mitchell.

Black Water by The Doobie Brothers.

Love Can Build A Bridge by The Judds.

Cars by Gary Neuman.

The Bridge by Elton John.

I Go Swimming by Peter Gabriel.

Driving My Life Away by Eddie Rabbit.

Stuck In The Middle by Stealers Wheel.

Crash Into Me by The Dave Matthews Band

After The Fall by Journey.

[Me_2006 14]

It's rumored that rescue crews recovered an MP3 player from one of the vehicles which included the songs:

 

Under The Bridge by The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

The Crunge by Led Zeppelin.

Road To Nowhere by The Talking Heads.

Highway To Hell by AC/DC.

Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon And Garfunkel.

Help Me by Joni Mitchell.

Black Water by The Doobie Brothers.

Love Can Build A Bridge by The Judds.

Cars by Gary Neuman.

The Bridge by Elton John.

I Go Swimming by Peter Gabriel.

Driving My Life Away by Eddie Rabbit.

Stuck In The Middle by Stealers Wheel.

Crash Into Me by The Dave Matthews Band

After The Fall by Journey.

 

Hopefully that person didn't survive.

[GettnHuge 2]

can size?

[nospk 230]

I'd like to apologize for apparently causing that disaster by

pile-driving Big Momma Heavy-Set a bit too violently last

night while she was on the bridge. She's a real squirmer-

so I found out-I guess I shoulda toned it down a bit now

that I look back at things.

My bad, it won't happen again. I feel pretty sad now.

 

[Me_2006 14]

I'd like to apologize for apparently causing that disaster by

pile-driving Big Momma Heavy-Set a bit too violently last

night while she was on the bridge. She's a real squirmer-

so I found out-I guess I shoulda toned it down a bit now

that I look back at things.

My bad, it won't happen again. I feel pretty sad now.

 

 

Was it a Samoan Pile Driver?