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You forgot to mention your Mickelson boobs. :thumbsdown:

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6 foot 1, 200 lbs ... woulda ya call me a poosy to my face?

 

I bet not.

 

 

I didnt read past here and fock yeah I would. I'd fight anyopne win or lose - I'm in.

 

GFIAFP

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i'd take it... only 5'11 160 pounds, but former wrestler... still in wrestling shape... it's a dumb idea because i know you box... but still i don't think it'd come to blows... although if you took control on top i'd be in trouble... but otherwise i figure you're like 40... :thumbsdown:

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i'd take it... only 5'11 160 pounds, but former wrestler... still in wrestling shape... it's a dumb idea because i know you box... but still i don't think it'd come to blows... although if you took control on top i'd be in trouble... but otherwise i figure you're like 40... :thumbsdown:

 

 

Reach ... and experience .... go ahead, go for my legs. You got one shot, and if I dance out of it ... the blows to the back of your head will make you reconsider that move.

 

And before you know what the fock happened, I'll have you in a full Nelson ... and at your size .... yer done. Drop my fat ass on you, wrap my arms under your pits and lock my fingers behind your head .... and you are going where I say. Old street fight move was ... face first into a wall. Usually makes someone reconsider when you pick them up and slam their face into a wall.

 

That's a wrestling move ... the Full Nelson.

 

Just sayin.

 

:headbanger:

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All true stories:

 

Brass knuckles, pepper spray, skinhead sukerpunch, State champ wrestler ... the best part is ... I never got knocked down.

 

Besides the skinhead suckerpunch.

 

Didn't see it coming, right in the temple ... knocked me down, but not out. Guy was wearing steeltoe boots and said, "If you try and get up, I'll kick your teeth in."

 

And I said, "OK ... just go" and he did.

 

He's prolly dead by now. Psycho skinhead called A$$hole Bill. I know he ended up in prison. And he knew ... if we squared off, I would wasted him. That's why he left town the next day, because he knew I was looking for him ... busted temple and all.

 

The dude LEFT TOWN ... gives you some idea about how scared he was of me after the sucker punch.

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You forgot to mention your Mickelson boobs. :pointstosky:

Beat me to it!

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You know where I would really like to search?

 

Normandy. Lotta history being lost on those French shores.

 

Think in that photo, taken in a Canadian cemetary ... I was saying, "You can't really think I'll dig up a cemetary?" Did a quick scan and said, "I didn't find anything."

 

And it's true ... didn't get any hits from the metal detector.

 

Outside of the cemetary, in a pile of dirt, we found an old rusty hinge. It's now a family heirloom. "Old rusty hinge from Ruiter Cemetary"

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P.S. Yeah .. and I'd plant your face on the nearest wall! SERIOUSLY!

 

Ummmm ... I'll pay for the plane ticket.

 

3X College All-American wrestler but, more importantly, father of two young girls that would be better off after I kicked your @ss. Let me know when you want to make the trip.

 

:overhead:

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I'm 5' 11", 195 pounds and from the looks of it 15 years younger than you. I'm in far better shape than you, and would call you a poosay without even thinking about it.

 

The bigger issue here is that you've got to be the biggest loser I've ever encountered in my life.

 

Nobody gives a rats ass what stupid fights you've been in during your life...nobody. Doesn't it occur to you that there's a reason you've been involved in all of these fights? You're a complete ######.

 

You sir, are an idiot. And, a poosay.

B)

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If you are still using the tongue scraper, I wouldn't get near you anyway. B)

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I could completely kick your ass. All those things you "used" to be, I've still got. Only I don't lie about them 30 years later lol.

 

The only thing that would stop me would be the fear you'd just fock me. I'm not 18 yet, and if you'd rape a girl, you'd probably rape a guy.

 

 

alsojustfockingwithyouandnoonecareshowbadassanyoneelseisbecausestufflikethatisir

elevant.

 

 

no idea why the above doesn't stay on one line.

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If you are still using the tongue scraper, I wouldn't get near you anyway. :thumbsdown:

:cry:

 

GF, I hope it's working well for you, at the least your tongue isn't glowing in the dark anymore.

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Ummmm ... I'll pay for the plane ticket.

 

3X College All-American wrestler but, more importantly, father of two young girls that would be better off after I kicked your @ss. Let me know when you want to make the trip.

 

:cry:

 

Dude ... it wouldn't even be close!

 

:thumbsdown:

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Dude ... it wouldn't even be close!

 

:mellow:

 

For once, GFIAFP, you are right on! :sleep:

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I'm cool.

 

If by "cool" you mean "not so cool", then yeah, you're definitely cool.

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If by "cool" you mean "not so cool", then yeah, you're definitely cool.

 

Ok ... WHATEVAH!

 

Oooop ooop! I am keuhl ... Oooop oooop! ... and you guise suck!

 

:cartman:

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:rolleyes:

 

GF, I hope it's working well for you, at the least your tongue isn't glowing in the dark anymore.

 

 

Hey ... I suggest this for chicks EVEN MORE! Learn to bypass the gag reflex. that first time I got back there ... was surprised what I got out ... it's mind over matter. Think I got it all. Matter of fact, kinda freaked out and did an extreme cleaning once I realized I could get the scraper into my throat.

 

I'm very sensitive to bad breath smells. IMO ... 99% of people have bad breath.

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