Which of these physical abnormalites would you choose?

[tubby_mcgee 701]

Which would you choose? Which would be the worst?

 

1.) You had mustache that grew at a rate of 1/2" per hour.

2.) Your right leg is locked at the knee. It simply won't bend.

3.) Both of your arms are locked at the elbow, and your fingers & thumbs on both hands are locked in a fist.

4.) Both your index fingers and thumbs are locked--extended out. You can't bend them or close them.

5.) Your neck was locked so you couldn't look up or down. Only left and right.

[Yer mom 2]

Id choose #1 and carry a razor around or just Rollie Fingers myself if one wasnt present, kind of a no brainer compared to the others

 

The worst would be #3, seems like another no brainer

[GettnHuge 2]

#1 for sure, a mustache that only grew a half inch an hour would be a relief

[Giants Fan 85]

Oh, #5 ... easy.

 

I'd create a superhero costume like the original Batman costume... and be "Mediocre Man".

 

My special ability? Well what's important ... can't look up and down. So ... you kinda gotta give me some credit there.

[shake_a_leg 0]

#1 and go to work for a wig manufacturer. Live the easy life with a pair of scissors.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Which would you choose? Which would be the worst?

 

1.) You had mustache that grew at a rate of 1/2" per hour.

2.) Your right leg is locked at the knee. It simply won't bend.

3.) Both of your arms are locked at the elbow, and your fingers & thumbs on both hands are locked in a fist.

4.) Both your index fingers and thumbs are locked. You can't bend them.

5.) Your neck was locked so you couldn't look up or down. Only left and right.

 

 

You forgot abnormality #6.) Be named Tubby McGee?

 

 

 

 

[GettnHuge 2]

Id choose #1, kind of a no brainer, at least I'd finally be in TNG's league

 

not nice

[tubby_mcgee 701]

Id choose #1 and carry a razor around or just Rollie Fingers myself if one wasnt present, kind of a no brainer compared to the others

 

The worst would be #3, seems like another no brainer

 

 

Okay, lets say you were a victim of #3. What kind of job could you get?

[Me_2006 14]

Okay, lets say you were a victim of #3. What kind of job could you get?

Tapdancer?

[tubby_mcgee 701]

Tapdancer?

 

 

I was thinking more along the lines of a nut cracker in an assembly line.

[Yer mom 2]

Okay, lets say you were a victim of #3. What kind of job could you get?

 

 

Maybe a rock em sock em robot

[tubby_mcgee 701]

Maybe a rock em sock em robot

 

 

With both elbows locked?

[kilroy69 1,248]

#1 for sure. I would look like cousin it and let it grow. Maybe cut it and give it to locks of love.