Funniest things you've ever read on FFT Mange Board.

[edjr 6,580]

"Troy Brown is a better overall player than Randy Moss" BeanTownBooby.

 

OK GO!

[edjr 6,580]

"Tommy Maddox will throw for 5000 yards" some retarded Steelers fan

[Vikings4ever 550]

Tommy Maddox will throw for 5000 yards.

[edjr 6,580]

Tommy Maddox will throw for 5000 yards.

 

It was funny, I'll give you that.

[Vikings4ever 550]

"Tommy Maddox will throw for 5000 yards" some retarded Steelers fan

[Baby Jesus 0]

The Bears Ar'nt Good

[mobb_deep 920]

Ejdr thinking he's too cool for the Mange Board, while everyone on the Geek Forearm treats him like Lucas...

 

Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!

 

[jgcrawfish 232]

Any of BartHendricks overly homerized Lions predictions...and there are too many to list.

[edjr 6,580]

Ejdr thinking he's too cool for the Mange Board, while everyone on the Geek Forearm treats him like Lucas...

 

Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!

 

 

 

[Mephisto 15]

Thread over... the Why Tommy Maddox will throw for over 5,000 yards this year thread was one for the ages.

 

 

[kwhiz73 0]

Wrong board I know but...who again is the swiftest NFL player?

[jerryskids 6,792]

Wrong board I know but...who again is the swiftest NFL player?

Mark Buffington?

[Headslap75 0]

Jim Finn and his homo roomate Filipatos

[GiantsRule 0]

"A current NFL player posts on FF Today!"

[unckeyherb 2]

Wrong board I know but...who again is the swiftest NFL player?

Deangelo Hall Baby!

[jackie sherrill 0]

BEAST

 

whats in for corey dillon

 

 

and the name Nostradumass

[BiPolarBear 485]

I never even heard of Troy Brown.

[Melissa Stark 1]

Draft Barry Sanders, He may return again this year

 

 

The Lions will go 12-5 or some ridiculous amount of wins---BartHendricks

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Dumb

[silvernblack4 0]

Preseason this year... "Issac Bruce will get 1600 yards and 13 TDs"...

[TheBlade 3]

This is just a ploy to motivate Tatum Bell.

 

This in a thread about Marvin Harrison......

 

NOTHING can motivate Tinker Bell......

[edjr 6,580]

BEAST

and the name Nostradumass

 

 

Ah yes. Nostradumass was a classic. He and his quatrains were gems!

[edjr 6,580]

"A current NFL player posts on FF Today!"

 

 

Another good one.

[redtodd 7]

"Manning is better than Brady."

[Mad Brad 0]

"You took Adrian Peterson that early... Man your an idiot" LOL MB

[big easy 0]

Before the season started I posted a way for everyone on the board to get a better deal on the Sunday Ticket from Direct TV and these are the posts that I got from ElwayFan. All of them are gems, so I can't really choose one.

 

Thanks for the laughs, ElwayFan. Give it a peek guys, it's a wonderful read. Everyone else in the thread seemed to enjoy it.

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...=280761&hl=

 

1a -

 

Its people like you who keep the price climbing. If people just paid for it, then we might actually get a stable price. They let you pay for it over time, and if you can afford HD then you can afford Sunday ticket and SF. Crazy how damn cheap some people are.

 

1b -

 

Good to see so many are cheap also. It's all Direct TV's fault for supplying a service you want, but you just don't wanna pay for? Makes perfect sense, Yet I'm the Jack Ass, haha.

 

1c -

 

There is nothing wrong with trying to get an honest deal, but you guys are just scamming the system, yet you are the same people who ###### its all messed up....things that make you go hmmmmm?

 

I bet when you guys buy your cars you run right to the cheapest pos out, with no regards to safety, resale value, gas mileage anything that matters, just as long as its cheap. Instead of figuring out ways to scam the system, go get a better job and not have to worry about a 180 bucks, that they give you time to pay over 4-5 months.

 

If you all stopped renting cheap man whores, you should have no issues paying you're Direct TV bill.

 

1d -

 

Whatever, thats still no excuse to spread the word.

 

Punch Drunk? Why because I didnt respond fast enough for you, maybe I was at work so I can afford to pay my bills in full instead of scam the companies and make all the honest people pay for it. Again, why would I wanna change my name, because I believe in being honest and 10 others say I am an ass for it, lol. I dont run from others calling me names, besides I could care less about what a bunch of cheap, dishonest people think of me, or my opinions.

 

Looks like at least 1 other person in this thread is a productive member of society, with some sense of responsibility.

[16 and 33 0]

Wrong board I know but...who again is the swiftest NFL player?

 

 

Instant Classic.

 

How did we lose that one? Was that when the board crashed, or did it get deleted? Anyway, that one had me falling out of my chair, rolling on the floor, tears coming out my eyes. Funniest GD sh1t I have eva read on the internets.

 

Who can remember the Top Ten from that thread? Every other one was transposed with another guy, or spelled wrong, or just plain ignorant....but the responses were relentless. OMG I would go bump that thing every few weeks just so we could all laugh again.

 

Good times.

 

[Striker99 0]

Wrong board I know but...who again is the swiftest NFL player?

 

Didn't someone answer LenWhale

[IndyTom 0]

 

Instant Classic.

 

How did we lose that one? Was that when the board crashed, or did it get deleted? Anyway, that one had me falling out of my chair, rolling on the floor, tears coming out my eyes. Funniest GD sh1t I have eva read on the internets.

 

Who can remember the Top Ten from that thread? Every other one was transposed with another guy, or spelled wrong, or just plain ignorant....but the responses were relentless. OMG I would go bump that thing every few weeks just so we could all laugh again.

 

Good times.

 

 

DeAngelo Montgomery

[patweisers44 845]

the Pennington v. McNair debates were pretty good.

 

Pennington...

[Tusekan Raiders 0]

"moss doesn't have it anymore--his second gear is gone"..."for you to ignore all the relevant data, signs, and red flags is bizarrely subjective on your part--randy must be your cousin or your sister's baby's daddy for you to stroke him like that"

 

and Ken0808.

[The Hood 9]

"moss doesn't have it anymore--his second gear is gone"..."for you to ignore all the relevant data, signs, and red flags is bizarrely subjective on your part--randy must be your cousin or your sister's baby's daddy for you to stroke him like that"

 

 

Moss must have worked out with Charles Rogers in the offseason to get this good again.

[RamslovaMartzhata 3]

DeAngelo Montgomery

 

 

I'm glad someone knows who the swiftest really was

 

Maddox 5000 was a classic, and has to be #1.

 

I don't know who came up with Jeff "Garthia" but I heard it here first and that really cracks me up.

 

I think David PatteRn is starting to have an impact in New Orleans.

 

Anybody remember Jim Shark Finn?

 

I don't know if the term "man love" originated with Bouve and Ricky Williams, but it certainly is the epitome.

[Slim Pickins 0]

Yea, I was gonna say Bouve and his Sticky Ricky manlove. If there was a thread with Bouve in it, it had Ricky there as well.

 

What happened to that guy anyway?

 

Also,

NEVER BENCH STEPHEN DAVIS!!!!!

 

That was a classic as well.

[smashmouths@blf 33]

Tony Hollings is the next GREAT running back.

[mozzy84 0]

"moss doesn't have it anymore--his second gear is gone"..."for you to ignore all the relevant data, signs, and red flags is bizarrely subjective on your part--randy must be your cousin or your sister's baby's daddy for you to stroke him like that"

 

and Ken0808.

wow swampy got owed all over the place in that thread....

 

another would have to be the "joey harrington is confident" thread, that was a gem

[dreadlocks34 0]

My favorite was the original posting years ago in a league dispute with the response of go knock on the guys door and punch him in the face in front of his family and friends.

[Perennial Contender 18]

I don't know who came up with Jeff "Garthia" but I heard it here first and that really cracks me up.

 

 

Ur welcome

[Mad Brad 0]

My favorite was the original posting years ago in a league dispute with the response of go knock on the guys door and punch him in the face in front of his family and friends.

 

 

Always a CRASSIC !!!!! MB

[cheeseboy 0]

The "they (Bears) shouldn't have drafted Brady Quinn because they would have had to cut Kyle Orton" and "Rex Grossman has some improvement to make, but he is currently on par with your hero Brett" lines, in the same post, is classic.

 

I'm a homer...but seriously what was Walter34 smoking that day???