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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and

Hillary.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy

made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with

him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a quote; "we can't find Bin

Laden"

diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but

trade

with

China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

 

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our

highest

national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

 

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,

then

demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health

care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance

companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable

offense,

but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution,

which include banning gay marriages and censoring the

Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George

Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

Conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our

prayers for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,

but

what

Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

 

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN>> >

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CAN I STILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS IF I'M NOT VOTING REPUBLICAN THIS ELECTION????

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I dunno about being a Republican per se, but Jack Nicholson has the best line about anybody who still fully buys and supports the NeoCon's Bullshiit these days:

 

"I think of man, then I take away all reason and accountability."

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I dunno about being a Republican per se, but Jack Nicholson has the best line about anybody who still fully buys and supports the NeoCon's Bullshiit these days:

 

"I think of man, then I take away all reason and accountability."

 

A.) He was talking about a woman with that line, who as a sex are more inclined to be Dems. So lets refresh, your lie about Repubs that was actually aimed much more at your kind.

 

B.) I remember posting one of these little email letters that freaked you out to the point where you demanded a link as proof of its inaccuracy. Where is your outrage for this one? Everyone was right, you are the new Torrid. That has to hurt.

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Nice talking points. Where did you cut and paste them from?

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I remember posting one of these little email letters that freaked you out to the point where you demanded a link as proof of its inaccuracy. Where is your outrage for this one?

 

Was that the one where you were challenged repeatedly for a link, you refused and said that you 'compiled' the listing then got thoroughly owned when it was proven that list came right from some neocon website???

 

Yeah, nice compiling work. :dunno: :unsure:

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Was that the one where you were challenged repeatedly for a link, you refused and said that you 'compiled' the listing then got thoroughly owned when it was proven that list came right from some neocon website???

 

Yeah, nice compiling work. :rolleyes: :wub:

 

No, that never happened, I actually provided many links for that one. I said "email letters", try and keep up. Or are you just straight up lying again? Bad Torrid, bad.

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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and

Hillary.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy

made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with

him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a quote; "we can't find Bin

Laden"

diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but

trade

with

China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

 

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our

highest

national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

 

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,

then

demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health

care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance

companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable

offense,

but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution,

which include banning gay marriages and censoring the

Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George

Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

Conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our

prayers for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,

but

what

Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

 

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN>> >

:rolleyes:

I don't know where you came up with this list, nor do I care. I would say if to be a Republican, you have to agree with this list, then there are NO Republicans. This list is absurd.

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I don't know where you came up with this list, nor do I care. I would say if to be a Republican, you have to agree with this list, then there are NO Republicans. This list is absurd.

 

what on the list is not correct?

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A.) He was talking about a woman with that line, who as a sex are more inclined to be Dems. So lets refresh, your lie about Repubs that was actually aimed much more at your kind.

 

B.) I remember posting one of these little email letters that freaked you out to the point where you demanded a link as proof of its inaccuracy. Where is your outrage for this one? Everyone was right, you are the new Torrid. That has to hurt.

 

First of all, I agree with your first few points to an extent.

But, the bolded part?

Why do you think you speak for everyone?

And the new torrid is easy to find...but he is one of your buddies who I now have on ignore.

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Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist

 

This is the reason that we don't trade with them, huh? :dunno:

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Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science

 

Man caused Global warming IS junk science. HTH

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Man caused Global warming IS junk science. HTH

 

I think the point is the analogy between GW and Creationism. Logically, you can't call one thing "junk science" because there's some doubt on one and then turn around and teach something with absolutely NO proof as fact.

 

You can cut and paste individual snippets all day long, but the point is the comparison - or lack thereof- between the two things being compared. :(

 

ETA: Kind of like George telling us that he "didn't want our boys half-way around the world nation building."

 

...Then sending our boys half-way around the world to nation build. :dunno:

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You can cut and paste individual snippets all day long

 

Mebbe I will :dunno:

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what on the list is not correct?

The Following is not correct.

 

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and

Hillary.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's

daddy

made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with

him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a quote; "we can't find Bin

Laden"

diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but

trade

with

China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

 

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

 

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,

then

demand their cooperation and money.

 

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable

offense,

but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution,

which include banning gay marriages and censoring the

Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but

George

Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a

Conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our

prayers for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,

but

what

Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

I removed the parts that may be true.HTH

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Tragically, this is what 8 years of NeoCons have done to the Republican party. Truth is the true "Republicans" DON'T believe this shiit. - Which is why I whipped out the 'reason and accountability' quote. With all the focking flip-flops, logical fallacies and just plain ANTI-Republican notions being bandied about in bumper-sticker soundbites that are unquestioningly slurped up by half-wits, it'd be hard for most reasonable, logical people - from EITHER party to buy this administration's inane chit hook, line and sinker. - Which is why so many Republicans are disaffected.

 

Equally tragically, the Democrats are just plain awful. I wouldn't let them run a birthday party - much less a country.

 

Bush, Rove and Cheney have completely axx-focked the Republican party and the Democratic party's been axx-focked for about 10 years now - and, based on the likely candidates, neither plan on getting any better any time soon. :wall:

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This is the reason that we don't trade with them, huh? :cheers:

 

What is the reason we don't trade with them?

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1) No matter how focking terrible the George Bush presidency has been, it is still better that having Al Gore or John Kerry in the presidency - for even a second.

 

That's about it.

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...yet no one makes the point that the only things you have to believe to be a Democrat is that you should simply listen to and compile an exaggerated list of what the Republicans believe, wait for some of the things to go wrong, and then call them idiots for not being able to predict the future? :cheers:

 

 

Maybe it's just me. :cheers:

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My guess the op is not a republican. How woud he/she/it know what republicans believe? :cheers:

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1) No matter how focking terrible the George Bush presidency has been, it is still better that having Al Gore or John Kerry in the presidency - for even a second.

 

That's about it.

"We suck, but not as bad as them" - sounds like a great campaign platform!

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I think that all of you fail to see things in their true light. There is no Republican of Democratic parties any longer. Its no difference from a bloated, corrupted, morally bankrupted criminal body and you are picking the right hand or the left. But no matter which sit in control of the white house it will still be the same thing, save for Ron Paul.

 

 

HTH

 

 

:o Ron Paul in 2008 :dunno:

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Nobody has pointed out anything in the list that isn't true.

 

Your mom sucks canal water :doublethumbsup:

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Nobody has pointed out anything in the list that isn't true.

:pointstosky: Post 21 does.

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"We suck, but not as bad as them" - sounds like a great campaign platform!

 

When there isn't a third option, it is.

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I'm not sure if I believe in God. I don't hate homosexuals. I do hate Hillary

 

I think Saddam has always been a bad guy. Sometimes it's difficult to predict the future though...(ie:Castro)

 

I believe trade with Cuba is wrong because they were bringing in Missiles to point at our country...and they are just a water-tube ride away from Florida.

 

What's the point of being part of the UN if...when we want to enforce UN resolutions we dont get the suppoort of the UN...or whats the point of UN resolutinos for that matter?

 

Abortion isn't as much about the woman as it is about the baby. That's the problem with America...nobody wants to take responsibility for their actions. ***NEWSFLASH*** ---sex may lead to pregnancy. So if you're going to have sex, realize pregnancy may be a result. It's ok though...I don't feel like having a kid right now. I'll just kill it and wait till I'm ready.

 

I agree..troops aren't supported nearly enough by each side. Everyone just talks a good game.

 

I believe both safe sex and abstinence should be taught in schools.

 

I believe a good way to fight terrorism is to join with other nations and fight together. This is difficult when some nations just hope to ignore it and think the problem will magically go away.

 

Providing federal healthcare to anyone is a bad idea. Too expensive. I may agree with free healthcare for children however. I prefer quality heatlhcare over just crap healthcare for everyone. That applies to all nations.

 

Global Warming, tobbacco and cancer, and creationism should all be taught in schools. Both sides to every argument. Give non-biased evidence and let students decide for themselves.

 

I don't think Clinton should have ever been impeached. I also think you try way too hard demonizing Bush, as all Dems do. This will be the downfall of the Dems in the '08 election. It has been all great saying he's the devil for the past few years, however Americans will realize that Bush is not up for re-election so Dems better have a plan for America rather than just telling us all how bad Bush is.

 

I have not yet made up my mind on gay marriage yet. I will be honest, I dont know how Repubs are trying to censor the internet.

 

The Public shold have a right to know about Hllarys cattle trades and Bushs driving record.

 

I do believe all drug addicts have an illness. From Charlie Sheen to Rush it doesn't matter. They all need help. But only so much help, eventually they have to want to help themselves.

 

I don't care what Bush or Clinton did, short of serious crimes, 20-30years ago.

 

 

I consider myself a Republican. But I don't agree with everything on this list. Other Republicans may agree with some I said, and disagree with others. Bottom line, to think all Republicans or Democrats think exactly alike is just plain ignorant. I understand this is a "fishing" thread or whatever, but its retarded. Well done though...I went for the bait.

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Yeah, and....? At least we're better than the Dems. :doublethumbsup:

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Ultimately what it comes down to is extremist views. The problem that GW has created is that in his arrogance and inability to EVER admit to being wrong is that at some point or another, the adminstration has lobbied these lies/beliefs to the American public. There are always going to be people that believe 100% of what the GOP agenda is and there will always be people that support the democrats 100%.

 

The news flash is THE WORLD IS GREY.

 

The truth is somewhere between what the republican pundits spew on FoxNews and what the democratic pundits spew wherever the supposed liberal media broadcasts. I only say supposed because everything that has ever been described as "liberal media" to me has seemed more balanced in showing both sides of an argument in a "yes, but" sort of way.

 

The way true comprimise is created.

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well, the biggest problem with your post is that neither Clinton nor GWB epitomize a POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY.

 

GWB is NOT what most Conservatives believe.

Clinton is NOT what most Liberals believe.

 

There have been great presidents from both parties, and there have been terrible ones from both parties.

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