I'm engaged!

[donhaas 18]

I haven't.

 

http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crazylegs090gn3.jpg

 

There I am (on the left)...

[MDC 7,410]

http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crazylegs090gn3.jpg

 

There I am (on the left)...

 

I believe you.

[MDC 7,410]

 

It must have been hard for you to wait a few days after I posted this thread to start begging me for a pic.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

 

Matter of fact it is - thanks! http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/thumbup.gif

 

ETA: You gave me a recipe for shrimp aolia (sp?). Didn't know this at the time but my fiance is a big foodie and loves the cooking network - we had a good time cooking together, drank some wine, etc. It was a nice icebreaker. I met her last December but didn't know her so well in January, thanks for the great idea, I really appreciate it.

 

Very nicely shaped 34b, no chance we're going to procreate. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/music_guitarred.gif

So nice guys that can't conceive have other methods to become a father. I'm guessing it was pretty expensive to get the procedure.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Holy Stalker, Batman!

[edjr 6,580]

Holy Stalker, Batman!

 

Tit for tat

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

Tit for tat

 

Link to either a tit or a tat!!!!

 

I would also like to point out to people that I had a decent post back on Page 2 that I have no recollection of since it was 11 years ago.

[edjr 6,580]

I have some advice for you since you are newly engaged. Please take it to heart as it is something that I think every newly engaged couple should know in order to be successful. Remember that this woman is going to be your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star.

 

At some point in the future, you are going to be heading to bed (much like I am right now). The kids will be asleep in their rooms and you are sitting on top of the world. You have had a fine scotch while watching the ballgame on your HDTV and things seem really good.

 

So, when you hop into bed and you roll over for a little nookie, don't be discouraged by the "Get the fock away from me. I am having my period!" from the wildebeast in your bed. Ignore the cellulite that is hanging from the outsides of her granny panties. Ignore that she is snoring like a sailor and that the odor from under the covers from her "dutch oven" experiments is causing you to momentarily lose consciousness.

 

Just sit back and realize that this is your lifemate... the one and only person that you will ever have sex with. The person that will take everything that you have if you don't give into her every whim. The person whose voice will give you facial ticks and whose shrill will often cause you to lose control of your bladder. She is your world. Your beacon in a storm. Your shining star.

 

T&P

 

[MDC 7,410]

 

Link to either a tit or a tat!!!!

 

I would also like to point out to people that I had a decent post back on Page 2 that I have no recollection of since it was 11 years ago.

You can see the future.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Holy Stalker, Batman!

Jesus Christ this thread is over 10 years old. I gotta agree with you on this. Thought someone here actually got engaged recently. Not back when freakin 19

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

So did you just go with a random sperm donor or did someone you know donate?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

So did you just go with a random sperm donor or did someone you know donate?

 

I would assume that he went with whatever guy showed up to the Glory hole he was at and then just spit into the turkey baster.

[MDC 7,410]

Jesus Christ this thread is over 10 years old. I gotta agree with you on this. Thought someone here actually got engaged recently. Not back when freakin 19

HT bumped a thread from when I was getting a puppy.

 

My dog turned 10 this year.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

HT bumped a thread from when I was getting a puppy.

 

My dog turned 10 this year.

Tit for udder. A big fat disgusting udder. All used up and deflated.

[Kanil 520]

For real? This is how you're spending your time HT? You seriously don't have anything better to do? Jesus man.

[Voltaire 5,316]

When your wife kills you for the insurance money, I hope it's painful and takes a long time.

I miss phillybear.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

For real? This is how you're spending your time HT? You seriously don't have anything better to do? Jesus man.

It takes about 10 seconds to find a post with MDC either outright lying or putting his foot in his mouth. Lots to choos e from. What are you doing all day?

[Kanil 520]

It takes about 10 seconds to find a post with MDC either outright lying or putting his foot in his mouth. Lots to choos e from. What are you doing all day?

Anything but stalking someone online.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

Anything but stalking someone online.

Funny it's ok when your fellow beta boy spends all afternoon digging up posts about me. You are truly a hack.

[MDC 7,410]

The frustration finally broke him.

[TD Ryan2 316]

if it Flies, Floats, or Focks, you're better off renting.

 

good luck!

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

The frustration finally broke him.

How frustrating was it when you climbed on top all those times but counldnt get it done?

[MDC 7,410]

Nobody can get it done with Mrs. HT.

 

And by get it done, what I mean is orgasm.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

Nobody can get it done with Mrs. HT.

 

And by get it done, what I mean is orgasm.

My two kids via the natural way say different. Your one via a turkey baster says another. Remember, there wasn't a chance you would procreate. Not a chance. And who stops at one? Sad.

[Djgb13 2,339]

My two kids via the natural way say different. Your one via a turkey baster says another. Remember, there wasn't a chance you would procreate. Not a chance. And who stops at one? Sad.

Actually a girl can get pregnant without having an orgasm HTH

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

Actually a girl can get pregnant without having an orgasm HTH

Thanks Doc. They can also get pregnant not using their weak, effeminate, ineffectual husbands sperm that doesnt work, like mrs MDC did. They was no way he could procreate. Not a chance. (According to him). Glad it worked out for him. He has one kid. Father undetermined.

[Kanil 520]

Funny it's ok when your fellow beta boy spends all afternoon digging up posts about me. You are truly a hack.

 

Note how I said you guys are the same guy. Nowhere did I say it was OK when he does it. I didn't see his posts because the first two posts were ones you bumped from focking years ago. It's childish and sad when he does it, and it's childish and sad when you do it. You guys are like 8 year olds and forcing everyone else to watch you focking argue.

 

 

PS - Since you're so concerned with your alpha status, the whole "he did it to me so now I'm doing it back" on an internet message board is just about the most beta focking thing you can do on the internet.

[12th Man 884]

So did you just go with a random sperm donor or did someone you know donate?

WoW! It's not even his biological kid.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

 

Note how I said you guys are the same guy. Nowhere did I say it was OK when he does it. I didn't see his posts because the first two posts were ones you bumped from focking years ago. It's childish and sad when he does it, and it's childish and sad when you do it. You guys are like 8 year olds and forcing everyone else to watch you focking argue.

 

 

PS - Since you're so concerned with your alpha status, the whole "he did it to me so now I'm doing it back" on an internet message board is just about the most beta focking thing you can do on the internet.

Hitting back harder and better is as alpha as it gets. And funny you were only moved to spout off when I did it, despite the numerous times he has. Not a peep. Now That's a hack, hacky.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

WoW! It's not even his biological kid.

Yeah, he said there was no chance they would procreate. I've heard that IV stuff is expensive. No wonder he can't afford airfare to Dallas. Plus he keeps calling his step daughter his daughter and says how good looking she is. Creep.

[12th Man 884]

Yeah, he said there was no chance they would procreate. I've heard that IV stuff is expensive. No wonder he can't afford airfare to Dallas. Plus he keeps calling his step daughter his daughter and says how good looking she is. Creep.

Yea he's a closet Pedo. Would hate to see what's hiding on his laptop. He's a first class creep.

[Kanil 520]

Hitting back harder and better is as alpha as it gets. And funny you were only moved to spout off when I did it, despite the numerous times he has. Not a peep. Now That's a hack, hacky.

 

Letting someone else determine what you do and how you act is super alpha. You're totally right. Keep alpha-ing the sh!t out of situations you allow other people to force you into bro, you're doing great!

[Hardcore troubadour 15,424]

 

Letting someone else determine what you do and how you act is super alpha. You're totally right. Keep alpha-ing the sh!t out of situations you allow other people to force you into bro, you're doing great!

So are you. Womp womp

[MDC 7,410]

Full focking retard.

[Kanil 520]

Full focking retard.

 

If you're doing the same thing... does that mean you're going full retard too?

[tanatastic 2,062]

This is awesome. Dont listen to anyone HT, I am all for digging up the past no matter how far back! Now I want to know the full story.