NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Big_Pete 0]

This is a message she sent to my phone just this very instant, verbatum.

I miss you babe, I am not going to take a test until next month so whatever happens, happens, and I'll be happy to have a baby with you, even if I can't see you anymore.

WTF? you psycho b1tch!!!!!!

find the fock out already.

She takes the pill at the same exact time every morning. she never misses.

I wear condoms every time I fock her

she's 1 week and 1 day past her scheduled period.

WHY THE FOCK WONT SHE TAKE THE FOCKING TEST!!!!!

I just want this drama to be over with. I've calculated the percentages. It's 99.997% chance that she ISN'T pregnant. WTF is she so afraid of?

she said that the last time she got pregnant, it was the same circumstance as us. Pill & condom. but seriously, what are the odds?

I swear, if I wasn't so afraid of going to jail, I'd swing a baseball bat as hard as I could into her stomach (flame me for that all you want, but it's the focking truth. I don't want to have a kid with her.)

maybe I'm just stressed, and thinking of another month of this bullsh1t is stressing me out more, but sh1t, I want this focking drama over with. Either she is, or she isn't. But I want to know NOW!!!!

[redtodd 7]

Is this sawwilson?

[Big_Pete 0]

Is this sawwilson?

the only chick I'd even be willing to have a child with is her...... so, no, it's not her. it's a chick who doesn't even know about this place.

[Me_2006 14]

[sawilson 1]

the only chick I'd even be willing to have a child with is her...... so, no, it's not her. it's a chick who doesn't even know about this place.

Again, I'm calling BS...

[Big_Pete 0]

Again, I'm calling BS...

I'll send you pictures of me in HAWAII at HER beach house, sipping alcoholic margarittas, with rolls of cash in my hands!

will that be enough proof?

[Mephisto 15]

I'm calling "shut the fock up." I can't recall a single more annoying poster in the history of ever. That's right... 2nd-to-last = GFIAFP. Last is now Big Pete.

 

Someone talk me off the ledge. Not only is the story wholly unbelievable, most of this ###### doesn't make sense.

 

Yeah, so what now? She's going to go off the pill until she decides she feels like taking the test? Or, maybe she'll continue to take the pill and put the child at risk?

 

Yeah, Big Pete... you're no 2dgsfkn, that's for sure. The stories you tell have to be believable and made to sound very real. Yours fails on all counts.

 

Go back to the drawing board and try again.

[Big_Pete 0]

I'm calling "shut the fock up." I can't recall a single more annoying poster in the history of ever. That's right... 2nd-to-last = GFIAFP. Last is now Big Pete.

 

Someone talk me off the ledge. Not only is the story wholly unbelievable, most of this ###### doesn't make sense.

 

Yeah, so what now? She's going to go off the pill until she decides she feels like taking the test? Or, maybe she'll continue to take the pill and put the child at risk?

 

Yeah, Big Pete... you're no 2dgsfkn, that's for sure. The stories you tell have to be believable and made to sound very real. Yours fails on all counts.

 

Go back to the drawing board and try again.

[Mephisto 15]

Shut up.

[Big_Pete 0]

Shut up.

[Eagles Green 34]

Big Pete used to sell panties, now he knocks up rich sluts.

 

 

[Big_Pete 0]

I wonder if anyone in the world would believe what I'm doing right now while I started this thread and posted in this thread? LMFAO!!!

[Mephisto 15]

I believe shut up.

[Big_Pete 0]

I believe shut up.

[sawilson 1]

I'll send you pictures of me in HAWAII at HER beach house, sipping alcoholic margarittas, with rolls of cash in my hands!

will that be enough proof?

If you think money will buy you happiness, go for it!!!

[Big_Pete 0]

If you think money will buy you happiness, go for it!!!

you are happiness. like I said, if I were to have anyone's kid, it'd be yours.

 

too bad, that's not the case.

[Me_2006 14]

you are happiness. like I said, if I were to have anyone's kid, it'd be yours.

 

too bad, that's not the case.

Sooooo....

 

 

why the fock did you guys break up again?

[Big_Pete 0]

Sooooo....

why the fock did you guys break up again?

it's up to her to tell the story.

I won't betray her trust by divulging in it.

[Me_2006 14]

it's up to her to tell the story.

I won't betray her trust by divulging in it.

My hero.

 

 

Okay Saw, let's hear it then. Or anyone else if they actually know wtf is up. I get incredibly tired of seeing this garbage with people dancing around it and refusing to give info after they all but beg us to ask. (Not just talking to you BP).

[Big_Pete 0]

My hero.

Okay Saw, let's hear it then. Or anyone else if they actually know wtf is up. I get incredibly tired of seeing this garbage with people dancing around it and refusing to give info after they all but beg us to ask. (Not just talking to you BP).

I think there are 4 or 5 people on this board that know the actual "story" behind it.

why I left = crap

why I didn't move back = bigger crap :ashamed:

[SUXBNME 1,596]

I think there are 4 or 5 people on this board that know the actual "story" behind it.

why I left = crap

why I didn't move back = bigger crap :ashamed:

I know...I know

 

Saw caught Pete engaging in a sexual act with an underaged male in her house on their 4 month anniversary

[gocolts 300]

I don't want to have a kid with her.

If you don't want a kid with her you shouldn't have been focking her. HTH

[Me_2006 14]

If you don't want a kid with her you shouldn't have been focking her. HTH

BAM! Finally someone agrees with me.

[sawilson 1]

I think there are 4 or 5 people on this board that know the actual "story" behind it.

why I left = crap

why I didn't move back = bigger crap :ashamed:

True on both accounts

[Me_2006 14]

I think there are 4 or 5 people on this board that know the actual "story" behind it.

why I left = crap

why I didn't move back = bigger crap :ashamed:

It wasn't some lame "afraid of commitment" or self-discovery crap was it?

[Big_Pete 0]

If you don't want a kid with her you shouldn't have been focking her. HTH

Birth control = 99% effective

Condom = 97% effective

Both together = 99.997% effective

 

 

you ever bang a chick who you thought would be fun fock, but turned out to get prego, even though you took all the neccessary precautions? yeah...... imagine that

[Big_Pete 0]

BAM! Finally someone agrees with me.

you're going into college...... you'll find out soon enough

[shake_a_leg 0]

If you don't want a kid with her you shouldn't have been focking her. HTH

 

This is the biggest crock of sh!t I ever read. OF COURSE you fock a chick you don't want kids with!

 

You make LOVE to the ones you do.

[Big_Pete 0]

This is the biggest crock of sh!t I ever read. OF COURSE you fock a chick you don't want kids with!

 

You make LOVE to the ones you do.

truer words may have never been spoken

[sawilson 1]

This is the biggest crock of sh!t I ever read. OF COURSE you fock a chick you don't want kids with!

 

You make LOVE to the ones you do.

[Me_2006 14]

This is the biggest crock of sh!t I ever read. OF COURSE you fock a chick you don't want kids with!

 

You make LOVE to the ones you do.

Ha, well played.

[Day Old Doughnut 0]

LMFAO. The two most pathetic posters on this board ever (Big Pete and SAW) break up and the dialogue between the two is like two teenagers in the school cafeteria. The two of you have some serious issues and SERIOUS growing up to do. How old are the two of you exactly?

[Me_2006 14]

you're going into college...... you'll find out soon enough

Lol trust me, I already know. You don't have to fock them though. That's a little risky. Plus, it really oughta mean more than just a random night of fun, etc. as old fashioned and lame as that may be. You don't see people who take that approach and respect the intimacy of sex in the kind of situation you get to sweat over for the next month. I'll take a bj and no worries any day of the week over the mess you're in.

 

But to each their own.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

I think there are 4 or 5 people on this board that know the actual "story" behind it.

why I left = crap

why I didn't move back = bigger crap :ashamed:

 

Wait, you left because of a big steamy dump and didn't return because you took a bigger, steamier one? Maybe if you learned to use a toilet.............

[gocolts 300]

Birth control = 99% effective

Condom = 97% effective

Both together = 99.997% effective

you ever bang a chick who you thought would be fun fock, but turned out to get prego, even though you took all the neccessary precautions? yeah...... imagine that

Sure I have. You learn things when you grow up though.

[KingofBeer 0]

I've learned over the years that some women like to say they are "late", probably even if they aren't, just to see what kind of reaction they get and how you really feel about them. focking b!tches

[KingofBeer 0]

If you don't want a kid with her you shouldn't have been focking her. HTH

 

BAM! Finally someone agrees with me.

 

sounds like you two should get together for a game of hide the salami....no chance of a pregnancy there!

[Mephisto 15]

Shut up.

[sawilson 1]

My hero.

Okay Saw, let's hear it then. Or anyone else if they actually know wtf is up. I get incredibly tired of seeing this garbage with people dancing around it and refusing to give info after they all but beg us to ask. (Not just talking to you BP).

Sorry, there is some things you can't share. Not here, too personal.

[gocolts 300]

sounds like you two should get together for a game of hide the salami....no chance of a pregnancy there!

Focking gay sicko.