Juggernauts 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Anybody know any good jokes that make fun of white people? Not jews, but just Caucasians? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted January 11, 2008 why are aspirin white? you want them to work, don't you? that's all i got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted January 11, 2008 What's long and hard on a white man? 3rd Grade How do you starve a white man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Well I tried. Just not as funny. I don't think white jokes exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juggernauts 0 Posted January 11, 2008 What's long and hard on a white man? 3rd Grade How do you starve a white man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots. Well I tried. Just not as funny. I don't think white jokes exist. Well, then we should make some up. Where's Redtodd? He's a comedian right? We could make millions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted January 11, 2008 Well, then we should make some up. Where's Redtodd? He's a comedian right? We could make millions! Blacks wont pay for white jokes they like the niggger ones a much as we do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted January 12, 2008 ***Disclaimer - These will be lame **** What do you call a redneck with a dog and a cat? Bisexual A white kid from arkansas comes home and tells his dad he found the perfect girl. She has all of her teeth, graduated from the 8th grade, and best of all is still a virgin. His dad says, "Forget about it son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she isn't good enough for ours." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffalobillsffl2003 0 Posted January 12, 2008 jews aren't white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobezki 0 Posted January 12, 2008 n1gger lover If I ever met you, I would cave your ###### face in. You ###### no good racist piece of trash. I will ###### your world up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted January 12, 2008 If I ever met you, I would cave your ###### face in. You ###### no good racist piece of trash. I will ###### your world up. you a nig ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,492 Posted January 12, 2008 How do you sink a French Battleship? Put it in the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted January 12, 2008 How do you sink a French Battleship? Put it in the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted January 12, 2008 1943 French Rifle for sale. Never fired, dropped once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted February 11, 2008 Cracker ass, cracker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted February 11, 2008 Aren't all redneck jokes basically white jokes? And, if you ever listen to Chris Rock - or any other Black comedian, you'll hear plenty of white jokes. Always makes me wonder; Hmmm... If were white and saing the same thing about blacks... Black comedians are some of the most racist fockers ever. But hey, they can't BE racist, can they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,368 Posted February 11, 2008 Aren't all redneck jokes basically white jokes? And, if you ever listen to Chris Rock - or any other Black comedian, you'll hear plenty of white jokes. Always makes me wonder; Hmmm... If were white and saing the same thing about blacks... Black comedians are some of the most racist fockers ever. But hey, they can't BE racist, can they? You got it chief...imagine being able to blame your personal failures on the Chinese or something...how easy would that be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted February 11, 2008 What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere but doesn't have a car? A taxi What do you say to a white guy carrying a TV? Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted February 11, 2008 Why do white people fock doggystyle? So they can both watch LOST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 986 Posted February 12, 2008 Not really a white joke but I can't find a good one. A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "mom, look, I`m a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!" He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!" The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother. His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!" To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 986 Posted February 12, 2008 Dead Hick Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Billy-Bob replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted February 12, 2008 Why is "white trash" an okay expression? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 986 Posted February 12, 2008 Why is "white trash" an okay expression? Because its about white people. I remember getting in trouble when I was in school because I called a black kid n!gger after I was called cracker. I got in trouble, they did not. Thats when I understood it was ok to call white folks names but NOT ok to call black folks names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry White Male 0 Posted February 12, 2008 Because its about white people. I remember getting in trouble when I was in school because I called a black kid n!gger after I was called cracker. I got in trouble, they did not. Thats when I understood it was ok to call white folks names but NOT ok to call black folks names. It's a phucking travesty that we aren't allowed to call niggers the n word. The hypocrisy is astounding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peen¡e 1 Posted February 12, 2008 How many whiteys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Whitey will screw anything just to keep us down. What do you call 500,000 white boys jumping out of a plane? SNOW What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The PGA Tour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 986 Posted February 12, 2008 What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The LAPD? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry White Male 0 Posted February 12, 2008 How many whiteys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Whitey will screw anything just to keep us down. What do you call 500,000 white boys jumping out of a plane? SNOW What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The PGA Tour If a white guy made these jokes about blacks, he'd get into trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted February 12, 2008 How many whiteys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Whitey will screw anything just to keep us down. What do you call 500,000 white boys jumping out of a plane? SNOW What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The PGA Tour I see that your post count dropped down quite a bit from the last time you posted here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angry White Male 0 Posted February 12, 2008 peenie's racism is disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted February 12, 2008 peenie's racism is disgusting. Link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted February 12, 2008 peenie's racism is disgusting. Dink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites