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Anybody know any good jokes that make fun of white people? Not jews, but just Caucasians?

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What's long and hard on a white man? 3rd Grade

 

How do you starve a white man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I tried. Just not as funny. I don't think white jokes exist. :dunno:

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What's long and hard on a white man? 3rd Grade

 

How do you starve a white man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Well I tried. Just not as funny. I don't think white jokes exist. :doublethumbsup:

 

Well, then we should make some up. Where's Redtodd? He's a comedian right? We could make millions!

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Well, then we should make some up. Where's Redtodd? He's a comedian right? We could make millions!

 

 

Blacks wont pay for white jokes :overhead: they like the niggger ones a much as we do :lol:

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***Disclaimer - These will be lame ****

 

What do you call a redneck with a dog and a cat?

 

Bisexual

 

 

 

 

A white kid from arkansas comes home and tells his dad he found the perfect girl. She has all of her teeth, graduated from the 8th grade, and best of all is still a virgin. His dad says, "Forget about it son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she isn't good enough for ours."

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n1gger lover

 

If I ever met you, I would cave your ###### face in. You ###### no good racist piece of trash. I will ###### your world up.

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If I ever met you, I would cave your ###### face in. You ###### no good racist piece of trash. I will ###### your world up.

 

you a nig ?

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How do you sink a French Battleship?

 

Put it in the water.

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How do you sink a French Battleship?

 

Put it in the water.

:thumbsdown:

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Aren't all redneck jokes basically white jokes? :wacko:

 

And, if you ever listen to Chris Rock - or any other Black comedian, you'll hear plenty of white jokes. Always makes me wonder; Hmmm... If were white and saing the same thing about blacks...

 

Black comedians are some of the most racist fockers ever.

 

 

But hey, they can't BE racist, can they? :thumbsup:

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Aren't all redneck jokes basically white jokes? :dunno:

 

And, if you ever listen to Chris Rock - or any other Black comedian, you'll hear plenty of white jokes. Always makes me wonder; Hmmm... If were white and saing the same thing about blacks...

 

Black comedians are some of the most racist fockers ever.

But hey, they can't BE racist, can they? :thumbsup:

 

You got it chief...imagine being able to blame your personal failures on the Chinese or something...how easy would that be :wacko:

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What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere but doesn't have a car?

 

A taxi

 

 

 

What do you say to a white guy carrying a TV?

 

Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt.

 

 

:banana:

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Not really a white joke but I can't find a good one.

 

 

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "mom, look, I`m a white boy!"

His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"

He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"

The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"

To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"

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Dead Hick

Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.

 

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

 

Billy-Bob replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

 

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

 

There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

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Why is "white trash" an okay expression? :dunno:

Because its about white people.

 

I remember getting in trouble when I was in school because I called a black kid n!gger after I was called cracker. I got in trouble, they did not. Thats when I understood it was ok to call white folks names but NOT ok to call black folks names.

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Because its about white people.

 

I remember getting in trouble when I was in school because I called a black kid n!gger after I was called cracker. I got in trouble, they did not. Thats when I understood it was ok to call white folks names but NOT ok to call black folks names.

It's a phucking travesty that we aren't allowed to call niggers the n word. The hypocrisy is astounding.

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How many whiteys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Whitey will screw anything just to keep us down.

 

What do you call 500,000 white boys jumping out of a plane? SNOW

 

What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The PGA Tour

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What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man?

The LAPD?

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How many whiteys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Whitey will screw anything just to keep us down.

 

What do you call 500,000 white boys jumping out of a plane? SNOW

 

What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The PGA Tour

If a white guy made these jokes about blacks, he'd get into trouble. :dunno:

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How many whiteys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Whitey will screw anything just to keep us down.

 

What do you call 500,000 white boys jumping out of a plane? SNOW

 

What do you call 300 white guys chasing a black man? The PGA Tour

 

I see that your post count dropped down quite a bit from the last time you posted here :dunno:

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peenie's racism is disgusting.

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