Detroit Tigers

[Lionsjunkie 1]

OK guys... I'll be at the game tonight sitting in the Home PLate Club wearing my Vintage Tigers Kirk Gibson jersey and giving ol man Leyland a piec of my mind.

 

First and foremost he'll here me rip Sheff a new a-hole all night long....secondly I'll try and voice our concerns for his inept ability to manage the pitching staff, most notably the relief corp and when to pull/leave starters alone.

 

I'll be sitting here ... section 107 in the whites http://tampabay.rays.mlb.com/tb/ballpark/seatingchart.jsp

 

1 section over from the Tigers dugout so Jimmy & Sheff will get an earful

 

Forgot to mention... LL Cool J is putting on a concert right aftre the game

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Man, I'd figure at his age he must have a bad back, yet Kenny is somehow flexible enough to grab his ankles while Tampa rapes him.

[Big Blue 06 195]

God in heaven, the Tigers fuccking suck. I'm watching right now, hoping that they can beat Tampa and help the Yankees out.

 

It's 3-1 and the F-bomb (farnsworth) gives up 3. However, the Tigers tie it in the 9th and take the lead in the 10th.

 

It's 5-4 bottom 10th, and Rodney gives up one run...and counting.

[Lionsjunkie 1]

Rodney needs to join Dontrelle in the minors and Leyland should be canned. The team lacks heart, speed, energy and just about everything associated with youth... they are a pathetic bunch of overpaid bums.

 

I'd love somebody to come in and clean house.

• Sheff outright release / call up Clevlen or Thomas
  
• Leyland fired
  
• Renteria benched and Santiago starting batting 9th
  
• Thames F/T DH, Joyce/Raburn platoon LF
  
• Farnsworth pithches in 6th or up/down 5+
  
• Lopez/Seay RH/LH set up men
  
• Rodney to the minors
  
• Zumaya closer for good
  

But Jimmy has no balls

[ZeroTolerance 582]

[*]Zumaya closer for good

But Jimmy has no balls

Zumaya has to stay healthy for more than 2 weeks first. The Tigers have screwed up with every decision this year short of signing Galaragga.

[kilroy69 994]

Marcus is going to finish the season with 30+ home runs in 300 at bats because senile old jim would rather leave it to gary and his pathetic .230 average,9 home runs and ability to hit into any double plays he can.

 

If marcus got full playing time this year he could push for 50 home runs.

[edjr 5,556]

Good game today Kitties

[swirvenirvin 25]

Bout time Jonesy was demoted...long, long overdue.

 

At least Rodney has the potential to throw past some and get out of jams with the K

or walk three and hit another

 

Bring back German

[swirvenirvin 25]

Marcus is going to finish the season with 30+ home runs in 300 at bats because senile old jim would rather leave it to gary and his pathetic .230 average,9 home runs and ability to hit into any double plays he can.

 

If marcus got full playing time this year he could push for 50 home runs.

He would also come close to Rob Deer in strikeouts

[kilroy69 994]

He would also come close to Rob Deer in strikeouts

Many all-time greats display this skill set as well.

 

OK, so he is not going to be mistaken for Ichiro. He is the Epitome of the 3 true outcomes in baseball.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Laughing my damn ass off! Seay comes in, handles 3 outs with no effort. So, do you let him continue to protect your 1 run lead?

 

 

HELL NO! You bring in one of the walking propane tanks that litter your miserable excuse for a bullpen!

 

*Leyland brings in Farnsworth to pitch to twig boy Ramirez*

 

*Game-tying line drive homer*

 

 

 

I think you can count on one hand the Tigers who should have jobs come 2009.

 

ETA: Picture of Farnsworth before the pitch: http://bp1.blogger.com/__z4c3hAk6M4/RZ4Nx4...ion+on+fire.jpg

[kilroy69 994]

ARE YOU FOCKING KIDDING ME.

 

Zumya comes in and gives up a 3 run shot?

 

Thats it. Im done. I am not watching them till next season.