surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 I need to know ASAP cuz I'm at the DMV right now! TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted June 19, 2008 Do not smile! I repeat.... DO NOT SMILE!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted June 19, 2008 Gay. Drivers license pictures should look like mug shots. No expressions, just a tough-assed stare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 Do not smile! I repeat.... DO NOT SMILE!! That doesn't answer the question. Don't assume to know my motivation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted June 19, 2008 Not gay and extra manly if you also include a wink and thumbs up sign with the smile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad GLuckman 519 Posted June 19, 2008 Try to look drunk. That way if you get pulled over when you've been drinking you can just say "I always look this way" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted June 19, 2008 Not gay and extra manly if you also include a wink and thumbs up sign with the smile. That's true. It's technically ok as long you're doing Steve-O's "Yeah dude, I rock!" impression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted June 19, 2008 I would smile. If you have a frown or a serious look on your face, the next time a cop pulls you over he'll just assume that you're a dooshbag and write you a ticket anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted June 19, 2008 I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness: Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin Uber Ghey - posting a shirtless pic of yourself on a 98% male message bored HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 On a sidenote...it's scary how many 400 lb women drive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted June 19, 2008 I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness: Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin Uber Ghey - posting a shirtless pic of yourself on a 98% male message bored HTH ITA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 19, 2008 Try to look drunk.That way if you get pulled over when you've been drinking you can just say "I always look this way" That is exactly what I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted June 19, 2008 Gay. Drivers license pictures should look like mug shots. No expressions, just a tough-assed stare. If you don't look like a psychopath or a potential terrorist, you didn't do it right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness: Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin Uber Ghey - posting a shirtless pic of yourself on a 98% male message bored HTH So I should smile then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 19, 2008 I think it's more ghey to hold your fist up to your face and push the side of your cheek out with your tongue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted June 19, 2008 I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness: Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin Uber Ghey - can't help but look at a shirtless pic of a dude on a 98% male message bored HTH fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted June 19, 2008 fixed I know you enjoy that comeback and all, but (and I can only speak for myself) I expected to see some hilarity when I clicked on that link. Such as a photoshopped pic of his head on the Hulk or something. I did not think he were serious. Boy was I wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 I know you enjoy that comeback and all, but (and I can only speak for myself) I expected to see some hilarity when I clicked on that link. Such as a photoshopped pic of his head on the Hulk or something. I did not think he were serious. Boy was I wrong. There were so many mancrush's developed that day, that it was totally worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted June 19, 2008 There were so many mancrush's developed that day, that it was totally worth it. I totally agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted June 19, 2008 I totally agree. I've had 4 emails since posting that pic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,915 Posted June 19, 2008 my driver's license is my avatar on naturallycurly. i always smile because it makes me look better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted June 19, 2008 I've had 4 emails since posting that pic But you haven't responded to any of them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted June 19, 2008 my driver's license is my avatar on naturallycurly. i always smile because it makes me look better. a smile on your driver's license makes it 25% - 28% less likely that the police officer holding your license will give you a ticket. alsoIjustmadethatup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted June 19, 2008 a smile on your driver's license and having nice t|ts makes it 25% - 28% less likely that the police officer holding your license will give you a ticket. alsoIjustmadethatup verorfied Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted June 19, 2008 a smile on your driver's license makes it 25% - 28% less likely that the police officer holding your license will give you a ticket. alsoIjustmadethatup surferskin lives in Virginia. The last thing you want to do is let a Virginia State Trooper think you are ghey. That could be a world of hurt coming your way. ETA: If he lived in NorCal, Key West, or Vermont I would tell him to smile real big whilst doing the happy fingers like a cheerleader. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 surferskin lives in Virginia. The last thing you want to do is let a Virginia State Trooper think you are ghey. That could be a world of hurt coming your way. ETA: If he lived in NorCal, Key West, or Vermont I would tell him to smile real big whilst doing the happy fingers like a cheerleader. :jazzhands: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 *UPDATE* Here's an impression of my new license and a geeks face after seeing me shirtless -----> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,873 Posted June 19, 2008 Try to look drunk.That way if you get pulled over when you've been drinking you can just say "I always look this way" What id you were drunk when you get the pic taken. Makes it easier... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted June 19, 2008 I look like a mental patient on my DL. If it weren't for Regan cutbacks, I probably would be in a state hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted June 19, 2008 I always try to look like this guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 19, 2008 I always try to look like this guy This face is the winner: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted June 19, 2008 This face is the winner: I'm not RicemanX you know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites