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Gay. Drivers license pictures should look like mug shots. No expressions, just a tough-assed stare. :pointstosky:

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Do not smile! I repeat.... DO NOT SMILE!!

That doesn't answer the question. Don't assume to know my motivation! :pointstosky:

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Not gay and extra manly if you also include a wink and thumbs up sign with the smile. :pointstosky:

 

That's true. It's technically ok as long you're doing Steve-O's "Yeah dude, I rock!" impression.

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I would smile. If you have a frown or a serious look on your face, the next time a cop pulls you over he'll just assume that you're a dooshbag and write you a ticket anyway.

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I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness:

 

Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo

Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin

Uber Ghey - posting a shirtless pic of yourself on a 98% male message bored

 

HTH

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I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness:

 

Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo

Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin

Uber Ghey - posting a shirtless pic of yourself on a 98% male message bored

 

HTH

 

ITA

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Try to look drunk.

That way if you get pulled over when you've been drinking you can just say "I always look this way"

That is exactly what I do. :thumbsdown:

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Gay. Drivers license pictures should look like mug shots. No expressions, just a tough-assed stare. :thumbsup:

 

:thumbsdown:

 

If you don't look like a psychopath or a potential terrorist, you didn't do it right.

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I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness:

 

Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo

Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin

Uber Ghey - posting a shirtless pic of yourself on a 98% male message bored

 

HTH

So I should smile then?

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I think it's more ghey to hold your fist up to your face and push the side of your cheek out with your tongue.

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I would rank them like this in terms of gheyness:

 

Kinda Ghey - smiling in your drivers license photo

Ghey - having your S.O. take pictures of you surfing as if you are mutherfocking Kelly Slater or sumptin

Uber Ghey - can't help but look at a shirtless pic of a dude on a 98% male message bored

 

HTH

 

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I know you enjoy that comeback and all, but (and I can only speak for myself) I expected to see some hilarity when I clicked on that link. Such as a photoshopped pic of his head on the Hulk or something. I did not think he were serious. Boy was I wrong.

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I know you enjoy that comeback and all, but (and I can only speak for myself) I expected to see some hilarity when I clicked on that link. Such as a photoshopped pic of his head on the Hulk or something. I did not think he were serious. Boy was I wrong.

There were so many mancrush's developed that day, that it was totally worth it.

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There were so many mancrush's developed that day, that it was totally worth it.

I totally agree. :unsure:

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my driver's license is my avatar on naturallycurly. i always smile because it makes me look better.

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I've had 4 emails since posting that pic

 

But you haven't responded to any of them! :unsure:

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my driver's license is my avatar on naturallycurly. i always smile because it makes me look better.

 

 

:unsure: a smile on your driver's license makes it 25% - 28% less likely that the police officer holding your license will give you a ticket.

 

 

 

 

alsoIjustmadethatup

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:unsure: a smile on your driver's license and having nice t|ts makes it 25% - 28% less likely that the police officer holding your license will give you a ticket.

alsoIjustmadethatup

 

verorfied

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:unsure: a smile on your driver's license makes it 25% - 28% less likely that the police officer holding your license will give you a ticket.

alsoIjustmadethatup

surferskin lives in Virginia. The last thing you want to do is let a Virginia State Trooper think you are ghey. That could be a world of hurt coming your way.

 

ETA: If he lived in NorCal, Key West, or Vermont I would tell him to smile real big whilst doing the happy fingers like a cheerleader.

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surferskin lives in Virginia. The last thing you want to do is let a Virginia State Trooper think you are ghey. That could be a world of hurt coming your way.

 

ETA: If he lived in NorCal, Key West, or Vermont I would tell him to smile real big whilst doing the happy fingers like a cheerleader.

:jazzhands:

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*UPDATE*

Here's an impression of my new license and a geeks face after seeing me shirtless -----> :thumbsup:

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Try to look drunk.

That way if you get pulled over when you've been drinking you can just say "I always look this way"

 

What id you were drunk when you get the pic taken. Makes it easier... :thumbsup:

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I look like a mental patient on my DL. If it weren't for Regan cutbacks, I probably would be in a state hospital.

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I always try to look like this guy :huh:

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This face is the winner: :P

 

 

I'm not RicemanX you know :huh:

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