wiffleball 4,790 Posted July 9, 2008 Well, I think this one's pretty self-explanatory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted July 9, 2008 even gayer that a mullet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted July 9, 2008 even gayer that a mullet. But you guys say EVERYTHING is gay. I could say "Nippleclamps?" ...and some jerkoff would say they're "gay". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted July 9, 2008 did you ever post that picture of your junk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted July 9, 2008 Moustaches are IN I'll just edit out the rest of the goat and see what's happening here... Hey ladies... whattya think? How many guys you know have a 2nd pair of eyebrows kissing on their upper lip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 40 Posted July 9, 2008 Goatee's make a man look like he has a horizontal pvssy under his nose. Ultra ghay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted July 9, 2008 Goatee's make a man look like he has a horizontal pvssy under his nose. A goatee or a beard is a great way for an ugly man to cover up his ugly face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 9, 2008 A goatee or a beard is a great way for an ugly man to cover up his ugly face. ....or, said man knows many chicks dig them, as they look at the guy with the goatee, and think, hey, he's kinda cute but man, that goatee would really tickle my ###### as he eats me out. And the rest is a nice story.... I've had a goatee for a few but many very good years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 620 Posted July 9, 2008 Moustaches are IN I'll just edit out the rest of the goat and see what's happening here... Hey ladies... whattya think? How many guys you know have a 2nd pair of eyebrows kissing on their upper lip? Your baseball cap is backwards, dooshbag! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted July 9, 2008 I've had a goatee for a few but many very good years. It takes a big man to admit he is ugly. Good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatee is so 2001. I now sport a soul patch complete with chin dirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted July 10, 2008 What about the guys with too much estrogen who can't grow facial hair? Typically, they call guys with facial hair ghey because they are jealous of their post puberty ability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted July 10, 2008 What about the guys with too much estrogen who can't grow facial hair? Michael Jackson? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatee's make a man look like he has a horizontal pvssy under his nose. Ultra ghay. I heard somebody call one a facepussy one time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,248 Posted July 10, 2008 i almost always wear a goatee or a full beard. Some time I even wear chops where I cut my moustache and goat off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted July 10, 2008 I heard somebody call one a facepussy one time. used to call it the bagina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 10, 2008 I rock some chin hair. No stach though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 10, 2008 I rock some chin hair. No stach though. I'm usually 50/50 I always have the chin hair, but i sometimes have the stache and sides. the reason a lot of guys don't have the stache and sides, it because they can't even grow the sides. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 10, 2008 NO never did [ 14 ] [29.79%] YES [ 22 ] [46.81%] No. Got rid of it [ 10 ] [21.28%] just a stache, no goatee [ 1 ] [2.13%] i didn't know Jason Giambi posted here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yostevo 0 Posted July 10, 2008 the reason a lot of guys don't have the stache and sides, it because they can't even grow the sides. I can't grow the sides and I can't grow the handle bars conjoining the stache to the chin. I'm follicly challenged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted July 10, 2008 the main reason I grew a goat was because I hate shaving around my chin region. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 10, 2008 I'm usually 50/50 I always have the chin hair, but i sometimes have the stache and sides. the reason a lot of guys don't have the stache and sides, it because they can't even grow the sides. I can easily grow a full beard but I can't take the itching. My face totally breaks out whenever I try. I do have some nice burns though too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 10, 2008 I can easily grow a full beard but I can't take the itching. My face totally breaks out whenever I try. I do have some nice burns though too. My facial hair is pretty thin, so I can't grow a normal beard. if I try, I end up itching my face off anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatees are for men who don't feel adequate the way they are. Which is the same reason some men where jewelry. In fact, I bet you could correlate the two. Men with goatees are probably 10 x's more likely to wear jewelry (necklaces, peircing, etc.) than men without goatees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatee is so 2001. I now sport a soul patch complete with chin dirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatees are for men who don't feel adequate the way they are. Which is the same reason some men where jewelry. In fact, I bet you could correlate the two. Men with goatees are probably 10 x's more likely to wear jewelry (necklaces, peircing, etc.) than men without goatees. The only piece of jewelry I have ever worn is my wedding band. And now, I don't even wear it anymore since I'll be divorced soon. I would never wear any other "jewerly" things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted July 10, 2008 .. where jewelry. I dunno, wear did you leave it?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted July 10, 2008 the main reason I grew a goat was because I hate shaving around my chin region. I focking hate shaving the chin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatees are for men who don't feel adequate the way they are. Which is the same reason some men where jewelry. In fact, I bet you could correlate the two. Men with goatees are probably 10 x's more likely to wear jewelry (necklaces, peircing, etc.) than men without goatees. With a face like yours, you still feel adequate? No mirrors in your house? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted July 10, 2008 The only piece of jewelry I have ever worn is my wedding band. And now, I don't even wear it anymore since I'll be divorced soon. I would never wear any other "jewerly" things. hmm.... do you wear an expensive watch? Drive a fancy car? Perhaps you're the exception. The more I think about it - the more I'm convinced I'm right. Every friend that I personally know who has a goatee... they ALL wear either a necklace, earing or some other type of bling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 10, 2008 hmm.... do you wear an expensive watch? Drive a fancy car? Perhaps you're the exception. The more I think about it - the more I'm convinced I'm right. Every friend that I personally know who has a goatee... they ALL wear either a necklace, earing or some other type of bling. I drive a Trailblazer. Don't wear watches. No shiny bling. I'll go a month with the goatee, then shave it and stay shaven for a month or so, then grow it back. Rinse and repeat. Sometimes longer, sometimes shorter. Whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatees are for men who don't feel adequate the way they are. Which is the same reason some men where jewelry. In fact, I bet you could correlate the two. Men with goatees are probably 10 x's more likely to wear jewelry (necklaces, peircing, etc.) than men without goatees. Even my Vette and aviator sunglasses have goatees. That doesn't mean anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 10, 2008 hmm.... do you wear an expensive watch? Drive a fancy car? Perhaps you're the exception. The more I think about it - the more I'm convinced I'm right. Every friend that I personally know who has a goatee... they ALL wear either a necklace, earing or some other type of bling. I have chin on my hair for one simple reason. it helps hide the chin fat. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted July 10, 2008 hmm.... do you wear an expensive watch? Drive a fancy car? Perhaps you're the exception. The more I think about it - the more I'm convinced I'm right. Every friend that I personally know who has a goatee... they ALL wear either a necklace, earing or some other type of bling. No jewelry, no fancy car here. You are reaching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted July 10, 2008 I think I touched a nerve... This reminds me of the conversation I had with my g/f when I told her my theory that men who wear jewelry don't feel adequate with themselves. She quickly said "but my brother wears a necklace!?!?!" I lied and said "well he must be an exception to the rule". (btw - now that I think about it, her brother also wears..... a goatee.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted July 10, 2008 I think I touched a nerve...This reminds me of the conversation I had with my g/f when I told her my theory that men who wear jewelry don't feel adequate with themselves. She quickly said "but my brother wears a necklace!?!?!" I lied and said "well he must be an exception to the rule". (btw - now that I think about it, her brother also wears..... a goatee.) So, you think I'm lying when I said I do not have a fancy vehicle? Or that I do not wear jewelry? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 845 Posted July 10, 2008 this may be the deciding vote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted July 10, 2008 Goatees are for men who don't feel adequate the way they are. Which is the same reason some men where jewelry. In fact, I bet you could correlate the two. Men with goatees are probably 10 x's more likely to wear jewelry (necklaces, peircing, etc.) than men without goatees. I dunno about that. Most of the guys I see sporting Goats are definitely NOT jewelry types. More like 30-40 y.o. middle class white dudes. Though, there's a definite correlation between bald guys and goatees. Never met a bald guy with a goat that wasn't an insecure priick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted July 10, 2008 I dunno about that. Most of the guys I see sporting Goats are definitely NOT jewelry types. More like 30-40 y.o. middle class white dudes. Though, there's a definite correlation between bald guys and goatees. Never met a bald guy with a goat that wasn't an insecure priick. I have a goat, a silver bracelet, a cheap watch and a tongue ring. I ditched the 5 big silver loop earings about 4 years ago. Luckily for me, I have all my hair and from the looks of my family tree, i will never go bald. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
