Married Geeks or ones with very S.O. status

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

I thought that married couples "made love"..

Depends on how good dinner was.

 

 

Just saying.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

Update?

 

Yesterday and today.

 

Sometimes we make love, but most of the time we fuck.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Really turns me on to the get the weather while my wife sits on my face.

 

Weather man: Well, it looks like the weather pattern isn't going to change for quite a while. We are still getting dumped upon with these strange brown lumpy objects. My advice remains the same: Stay indoors untill the yellow rain comes back. Focking global warming

[kutulu 1,676]

3 times a week for me and been married 11 years.

 

We usually have the sexy time while watching the 11 o'clock news. Really turns me on to the get the weather while my wife sits on my face.

 

100% chance of Golden Showers.

[DuckStupid 40]

I was sitting in the living room reading a book last night, the kids were outside playing. Out of the blue, she came up and sucked me off. That's like a once a year occurance @ the duck house. Sure I get head occasionally, but usually I have to beg and plead for it. Also also, she was begging for more cack when I went to tuck the little lady in @ 10. It was a tough decision, but the book was really getting interesting, so I promised her I'd fock her brains out tonight.

[kutulu 1,676]

I was sitting in the living room reading a book last night, the kids were outside playing. Out of the blue, she came up and sucked me off. That's like a once a year occurance @ the duck house. Sure I get head occasionally, but usually I have to beg and plead for it. Also also, she was begging for more cack when I went to tuck the little lady in @ 10. It was a tough decision, but the book was really getting interesting, so I promised her I'd fock her brains out tonight.

 

That's what I'm talking about.

 

I scored a little of the evil weed last nite. This a.m. she said, "lets smoke a little tonight and fool around. She doesn't burn very often.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

I was sitting in the living room reading a book last night, the kids were outside playing. Out of the blue, she came up and sucked me off. That's like a once a year occurance @ the duck house. Sure I get head occasionally, but usually I have to beg and plead for it. Also also, she was begging for more cack when I went to tuck the little lady in @ 10. It was a tough decision, but the book was really getting interesting, so I promised her I'd fock her brains out tonight.

 

 

If the kids were only outside playing, wouldn't you worry that one of them would randomly walk inside and see that?

 

I would at least lock myself in a bedroom/bathroom. I don't need my son to see me with my hubby's peenus in my mouth. Ugh.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

I was just about to post the same thing.

 

An old ass geek has sex 4 times in a week and all the sudden thinks that's what his average is. He somehow forgot that 3 week stretch a month ago where he got lucky once. I mean really. Do you not count the weeks you are out of town, either one of you is sick, aunt flow is in town, ect. Is this like the Olympic Gymnastics scoring and the bottom two scores are thrown out?

[kutulu 1,676]

I was just about to post the same thing.

 

An old ass geek has sex 4 times in a week and all the sudden thinks that's what his average is. He somehow forgot that 3 week stretch a month ago where he got lucky once. I mean really. Do you not count the weeks you are out of town, either one of you is sick, aunt flow is in town, ect. Is this like the Olympic Gymnastics scoring and the bottom two scores are thrown out?

 

I'm pretty sure 3-4 times per weeks is a good estimate for me. I would like it a little bit more, but am fine where it is at. I guess sometimes we might bottom out at 1 or 2, but I can't remember when we went a week without it. Maybe a couple of winters ago when I got pretty sick for about a week. Also those rare weeks where a couple of times on a couple of days to bring the average back up.

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

I will admit that 4 times a week would be excessive for us. We are maybe at once a week now, sometimes longer in between.

 

Would we both like it more? Sure.

[surferskin 30]

I'm pretty sure 3-4 times per weeks is a good estimate for me. I would like it a little bit more, but am fine where it is at. I guess sometimes we might bottom out at 1 or 2, but I can't remember when we went a week without it. Maybe a couple of winters ago when I got pretty sick for about a week. Also those rare weeks where a couple of times on a couple of days to bring the average back up.

So you're raw doggin your wife the weeks she's on her period too?

[kutulu 1,676]

So you're raw doggin your wife the weeks she's on her period too?

 

She'll usually give me at least a BJ when the river runs red...she's good like that. See the OP...I included such things as BJs, handjobs, etc.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Kutulu's sex life is much like his post count. A really high number, but it only consists of short little banana's with no substance that take only a few seconds to post.

[wiffleball 4,790]

She'll usually give me at least a BJ when the river runs red...she's good like that. See the OP...I included such things as BJs, handjobs, etc.

 

See, that's the thing. There'd be far less infidelity if there were more wives like yours.

[DuckStupid 40]

If the kids were only outside playing, wouldn't you worry that one of them would randomly walk inside and see that?

 

I would at least lock myself in a bedroom/bathroom. I don't need my son to see me with my hubby's peenus in my mouth. Ugh.

 

One was spending the night at a neighbors and was already over there for the evining. The other one was in the backyard accross the street and she had just checked up on him and told him to be home in 15 minutes. He's not coming back any sooner than that unless he's injured.

 

Also, she locked the front door. If the garage door opened up, we'd have heard it in enough time for her to pull of my cack, and me to at least get myself somewhat back in order.

[KSB2424 3,148]

So you're raw doggin your wife the weeks she's on her period too?

I enjoy looking in the mirror afterwards as it looks like I've been shot in the stomach.

[DuckStupid 40]

She'll usually give me at least a BJ when the river runs red...she's good like that. See the OP...I included such things as BJs, handjobs, etc.

 

I can't really say this is true in my case. I guess if you average it out it's probably closer to 2 times a week over the long haul for me. Of course there are times when the number's higher, and times when it's lower. That's probably true in most cases. I guess what I'm saying is that generally speaking, I'm pretty comfortable with the amount I'm getting.

[wiffleball 4,790]

One was spending the night at a neighbors and was already over there for the evining. The other one was in the backyard accross the street and she had just checked up on him and told him to be home in 15 minutes. He's not coming back any sooner than that unless he's injured.

 

Also, she locked the front door. If the garage door opened up, we'd have heard it in enough time for her to pull of my cack, and me to at least get myself somewhat back in order.

 

You see honey, your Dad had a pesky thread sticking out of his button hole on his pants. I looked around and couldn't find any scissors, so...

[kutulu 1,676]

Kutulu's sex life is much like his post count. A really high number, but it only consists of short little banana's with no substance that take only a few seconds to post.

 

Don't forget the sloppy drunk sex....that takes a lot longer to complete and once again brings up the average. She might not remember having it, but I always do...so it counts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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MASTERBATE

[yostevo 0]

Me 2-3 times a week.

 

"Big John" her battery operated tonka toy 6-7 times a week.

 

I'm jealous of a couple of D batteries.

[DuckStupid 40]

You see honey, your Dad had a pesky thread sticking out of his button hole on his pants. I looked around and couldn't find any scissors, so...

 

Geez man, she was initiating going down. I've been married 18 years and like I said, this is like an annual occurance in the duck house. I was more than willing to take the chance.

[kutulu 1,676]

Me 2-3 times a week.

 

"Big John" her battery operated tonka toy 6-7 times a week.

 

 

See in my world, if you jerked off while watching her play with the tonka truck, I would count this as "having sex".

 

My thread my rules.

[KSB2424 3,148]

See in my world, if you jerked off while watching her play with the tonka truck, I would count this as "having sex".

 

My thread my rules.

Geez man if you counting stuff like that then my answer is:

 

 

TWELVE

[wiffleball 4,790]

Geez man, she was initiating going down. I've been married 18 years and like I said, this is like an annual occurance in the duck house. I was more than willing to take the chance.

 

Hey man, I'd let her do it at the school play for all I care. Besides, the risky secks is the funnest.

[kutulu 1,676]

Geez man if you counting stuff like that then my answer is:

TWELVE

 

 

Twice a day and Sunday's for football. I could deal with that.

[itsjjw 0]

See, that's the thing. There'd be far less infidelity if there were more wives like yours.

I agree it is our role to be accomodating to you. You provide for us, we take care of you. Its a mutually beneficial cycle.

[kutulu 1,676]

I agree it is our role to be accomodating to you. You provide for us, we take care of you. Its a mutually beneficial cycle.

 

 

If that was my wife's sole reason for having sex with me I would be bummed out.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I was just about to post the same thing.

 

An old ass geek has sex 4 times in a week and all the sudden thinks that's what his average is. He somehow forgot that 3 week stretch a month ago where he got lucky once. I mean really. Do you not count the weeks you are out of town, either one of you is sick, aunt flow is in town, ect. Is this like the Olympic Gymnastics scoring and the bottom two scores are thrown out?

 

That is because you are looking at it the wrong way. If you average all of the times that you do it in a year and then divide by 52 weeks, then you get one number. However, if you say that an average week is 3-4 times, then that is a completely different number.

 

Option A: 3-4 times a week over a year is somewhere between 156 and 208 times per year.

Option B: Average week of 3-4 times could have Week 1 with 0 (red tide), Week 2 with 4, Week 3 with 3, Week 4 with 4. In that instance, you are looking at approximately 143 times (11 times 13 four-week cycles).

 

It is all in how you present the numbers and explain them.

[itsjjw 0]

If that was my wife's sole reason for having sex with me I would be bummed out.

There are times that you want sex and there are times that you don't. And sometimes you have it because the other person wants to. Its call caring for the other person and putting their wants above yours.

 

 

Not that I would ever expect a guy to understand anything about caring.

[kutulu 1,676]

There are times that you want sex and there are times that you don't. And sometimes you have it because the other person wants to. Its call caring for the other person and putting their wants above yours.

Not that I would ever expect a guy to understand anything about caring.

 

 

And sometimes yer both drunk and fock like animals, not caring about anything.

[itsjjw 0]

And sometimes yer both drunk and fock like animals, not caring about anything.

Yes, college was focking great.

[kutulu 1,676]

Yes, college was focking great.

 

Also, Sunday.

[itsjjw 0]

Also, Sunday.

Sex on Sundays is not good. God does not like that.

 

At least that is what my mother drilled into my head, and it always makes me feel guilty.

[kutulu 1,676]

Sex on Sundays is not good. God does not like that.

 

At least that is what my mother drilled into my head, and it always makes me feel guilty.

 

 

That ain't what she told me.

[itsjjw 0]

That ain't what she told me.

Daddy!!!! :runsandgiveshug:

[kutulu 1,676]

Daddy!!!! :runsandgiveshug:

 

:takesoutcock:

[itsjjw 0]

:takesoutcock:

:takesoutmagnifyingglass:

[kutulu 1,676]

:takesoutmagnifyingglass:

 

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

:takesoutmagnifyingglass:

 

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[dain11279 976]

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