Married Geeks or ones with very S.O. status

[dain11279 976]

Oh, and I must say that I fock at least 80 times a week.

[itsjjw 0]

Oh, and I must say that I fock at least 80 times a week.

Poor doll.

 

Must have come with the industrial sized patch kit.

[kutulu 1,676]

This thread is spiraling out of control.

 

 

Should I delete?

[dain11279 976]

Should I delete?

 

Nope let's just stay on the topic of the secks please.

 

:patrols:

[kutulu 1,676]

Nope let's just stay on the topic of the secks please.

 

:patrols:

 

 

OK...just got a call from Mrs. kutulu...seems like she wants to have a few drinks tonight, so it will be sloppy druken sex and a few hits of weed (for her...a whole bunch for me).

[nzoner 937]

OK...just got a call from Mrs. kutulu...seems like she wants to have a few drinks tonight, so it will be sloppy druken sex and a few hits of weed (for her...a whole bunch for me).

 

Lucky bastage,my mrs had to give up the drinking due to a medication she's takes for RA,so now I keep trying to convince her that a little toke now and then would be just what the doctor ordered.

[itsjjw 0]

OK...just got a call from Mrs. kutulu...seems like she wants to have a few drinks tonight, so it will be sloppy druken sex and a few hits of weed (for her...a whole bunch for me).

I loved stoned sex

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I loved stoned sex

Care to come over and smoke a joint with me???

[nzoner 937]

I loved stoned sex

 

I can't remember

[yostevo 0]

**Update**

 

It should be noted that the wife now wants babies. I am useful again and my 2-3 times per week as ballooned to 7 xs this week.

 

Big John has got nothing on this guy.

[kutulu 1,676]

OK...just got a call from Mrs. kutulu...seems like she wants to have a few drinks tonight, so it will be sloppy druken sex and a few hits of weed (for her...a whole bunch for me).

 

Too much plus one of the kids friends sleeping over = no smoke and poke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did squeeze a quickie in at 6 am , but with out the wake and bake.

[edjr 6,580]

chicky is going to get a brazilian wax tomorrow.

 

we might have our monthly sex on Friday.

[porkbutt 893]

1-3 times a month.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

I agree it is our role to be accomodating to you.

 

[mobb_deep 920]

Sounds like we got a lotta big pete jr.'s around here. You old married with kids geeks are really getting your fock on, 3 and 4 times a week on average? Bullshit.

 

 

Why would you even want to plug away on something you've been married to for 15 years. I like pizza alot, but if I ate it 3-4 times a week for 15 years, I'd be pretty sick of it. Sure, you can switch up the toppings to make it more interesting, but at the end of the day, it's still the same pizza.

[kutulu 1,676]

 

Why would you even want to plug away on something you've been married to for 15 years. I like pizza alot, but if I ate it 3-4 times a week for 15 years, I'd be pretty sick of it. Sure, you can switch up the toppings to make it more interesting, but at the end of the day, it's still the same pizza.

 

I still think my wife is hot, I guess. I mean, I look at everything on the menu, and would like to order some of it, but I'm good with what I got when I weigh the potential consequences of eating some of the more exotic dishes.

[kutulu 1,676]

I loved stoned sex

 

 

Hoping for some "toke & poke" tonight.

[itsjjw 0]

Regular sex one of the corner stones of a happy marriage.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Oh, and I must say that I fock at least 80 times a week.

 

Oh man, that's gotta be rough. So when are you up for parole? Think its gonna cost much to get the tit tattoos on your back lasered off?

[listen2me 23 1,873]

As a younger guy I've always wondered what it was going to be like if I got married and was like 40. Lies aside, seems to not be as bad as I would have thought.

 

Is it hard to get your wife in the sack most of the time. What kind of secks is it? Robot hurry up sex, hot sex, girly love-making....

[listen2me 23 1,873]

1-3 times a month.

 

[kutulu 1,676]

As a younger guy I've always wondered what it was going to be like if I got married and was like 40. Lies aside, seems to not be as bad as I would have thought.

 

Is it hard to get your wife in the sack most of the time. What kind of secks is it? Robot hurry up sex, hot sex, girly love-making....

 

 

Maybe I should record the different types of sex over the course of a month and then post the results.

[listen2me 23 1,873]

Maybe I should record the different types of sex over the course of a month and then post the results.

 

Yes. And get an average.

[kutulu 1,676]

Yes. And get an average.

 

I've been keeping track this week. Up to 3 but this is the last day.

 

1 BJ

1 early morning quickie morning breath sex cause the night before was a bust

1 drunken sloppy sex

 

Possible stoned sex tonight she wasn't into it last night. :sadbanana:

[porkbutt 893]

i'll take it with 2 kids 13 mos apart (3&2)...like surferskin said, i call bullsh;t on married geeks with kids doing it 3-4 times a week.

[kutulu 1,676]

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

i'll take it with 2 kids 13 mos apart (3&2)...like surferskin said, i call bullsh;t on married geeks with kids doing it 3-4 times a week.

 

 

I have two (7 & 5). When they go to sleep, we can get busy for an hour every other night. If she dealing with her period, then for a few days we skip it and she gives me a hummer. Other than that, you can still do it if you both want to (or at least if you push her hard enough). Heck, you can definitely do it if you can go with quickies.

[29 Guests 29]

My birfday is coming up...so...

[kutulu 1,676]

I've been keeping track this week. Up to 4 but this is the last day.

 

1 BJ

1 early morning quickie morning breath sex cause the night before was a bust

1 drunken sloppy sex

1 early morning quickie

 

Updated. Still no stoned sex due to the kids being a big pain in the ass this week, but I did hit the high end of the range I estimated at the beginning of the thread.