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Atlanta would be at least a six point underdog if they played the Eagles. Nine if it were at teh Linc.

 

ASS.

 

Atlanta would certainly be favored in Atlanta over the Eagles. Don't challenge my knowledge of how gambling works lunkhead.

 

Nice job in trying to deflect from my point. You don't address any issues. Ever. You keep tossing out red herrings like Andy Reid tossing out bits of lettuce cluttering up his Chef Salad, with extra bacon, extra ham, and even more bacon.

 

FACE.

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:overhead:

 

What was it? Nine days ago that your #6 beat your #1? Get a clue.

 

 

Your eagles are going to get raped by Dallas. Please purchase some KY and get ready. :thumbsdown:

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Atlanta would certainly be favored in Atlanta over the Eagles. Don't challenge my knowledge of how gambling works lunkhead.

 

Nice job in trying to deflect from my point. You don't address any issues. Ever. You keep tossing out red herrings like Andy Reid tossing out bits of lettuce cluttering up his Chef Salad, with extra bacon, extra ham, and even more bacon.

 

FACE.

Atlanta would be AT LEAST six point dogs, based on Philly's recent domination of teams like Arizona dn the Giants, and their 13 point win over the Falcons earlier in the year.

 

Also, just because you gamble, doesn't mean you have knowledge of gambling. That's quite obvious.

 

SCROTUM.

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1. Dallas

2. Tennessee

3. Carolina

4. NY Giants

5. Indianapolis

6. Steelers

7. Minnesota

8. Miami

9. New England

10. Atlanta

 

Except for moving Dallas to the top, your list looks almost identical to mine.

 

Dude, you've gotta stop with the plagiarism. :thumbsdown:

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Atlanta would be AT LEAST six point dogs, based on Philly's recent domination of teams like Arizona dn the Giants, and their 13 point win over the Falcons earlier in the year.

 

Also, just because you gamble, doesn't mean you have knowledge of gambling. That's quite obvious.

 

SCROTUM.

 

Despite the fact that a few days ago, a team with a better W/L record than Philly in Tampa Bay was a 3 point dog in Atlanta, despite the fact Atlanta is 6-1 at home this year, you think Phila would be a 6 point road favorite. Um, in a word, NO. Also, when you are trying to set the lines, you need to remember that homefield would roughly be worth a FG. So if insanely think Phila would be favored by 6 in Atlanta, they would then be 12 point favorites at home. And so you are saying that Atlanta would be getting almost the same number of points to the spread as Cleveland did last night at +15. Do you see how demented and sad you are?

 

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up! :rolleyes: :lol:

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So if insanely think Phila would be favored by 6 in Atlanta, they would then be 12 point favorites at home.

The Eagles beat them by 13 at home already. Not sure what you're getting at here.

 

:rolleyes:

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Yes, he is..Yes, he is :rolleyes:

Awwww. I find it to be adorable when Obama-haters/Seahawk lovers stick together.

 

Losers sticking together. :lol:

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Except for moving Dallas to the top, your list looks almost identical to mine.

 

Dude, you've gotta stop with the plagiarism. :rolleyes:

 

 

Sorry, forgot to cite ######

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Good Grief. Let the me settle this once and for all.

 

1. Pittsburgh- Look at their record. Look at their schedule. Just look at them play.

2. Carolina - one of the hottest teams. Defense plus running game plus mojo

3. Indy - This is a power ranking dufus, not a record ranking. Indy is peaking right before our eyes.

4. Titans - Haynseworth injury, drops them a notch. Big blow to the defense.

5. Giants - Not sure what to do with these guys. They could win the Superbowl again or implode. That's why they are at # 5.

6. Dallas - Looked good in tough loss to Pitt and a win over NYG. Defense is coming on strong.

7. Baltimore - Tough as nails. Flacco capable. Nobody wants to play this team early in the playoffs.

8. Falcons - They still face StL in week 17. This team is a win over Minny to go 11-5. Quite impressive

9. Patriots - They are like herpes. Mofo's just will not go away.

10. Bucs, Dolphins, Vikes, Philly, Jets (tie) - Throw all these teams in a hat and pick one.

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Good Grief. Let the me settle this once and for all.

 

1. Pittsburg - Look at their record. Look at their schedule. Just look at them play.

2. Carolina - one of the hottest teams. Defense plus running game plus mojo

3. Indy - This is a power ranking dufus, not a record ranking. Indy is peaking right before our eyes.

4. Titans - Haynseworth injury, drops them a notch. Big blow to the defense.

5. Giants - Not sure what to do with these guys. They could win the Superbowl again or implode. That's why they are at # 5.

6. Dallas - Looked good in tough loss to Pitt and a win over NYG. Defense is coming on strong.

7. Baltimore - Tough as nails. Flacco capable. Nobody wants to play this team early in the playoffs.

8. Falcons - They still face StL in week 17. This team is a win over Minny to go 11-5. Quite impressive

9. Patriots - They are like herpes. Mofo's just will not go away.

10. Bucs, Dolphins, Vikes, Philly, Jets (tie) - Throw all these teams in a hat and pick one.

 

 

 

Hey doofus, Dallas is peaking right before our eyes.

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You'd lose at least half of your bets.

 

HTH

 

Thats what you would have said earlier in the year.

 

How does a team (your homer team) clumb so high up the rankings TWICE and possibly not make the playoffs?

 

They get such a pass. No other team on your rankings could move up so much..so fast. But yet the Eagles could go from the top-to rock bottom-to cloase to the top again. Its not hard to see the obvious homerism.

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How does a team (your homer team) clumb so high up the rankings TWICE and possibly not make the playoffs?

Because of the tie with Cincinnati.

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You tied one of the worst teams in the NFL. Congrats. :doublethumbsup:

Yeah Ties suck. Especially when they're against teams that are 4-10.

 

 

By the way, how did Dallas do against the 2-12 Rams?

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Good Grief. Let the me settle this once and for all.

 

1. Pittsburgh- Look at their record. Look at their schedule. Just look at them play.

2. Carolina - one of the hottest teams. Defense plus running game plus mojo

3. Indy - This is a power ranking dufus, not a record ranking. Indy is peaking right before our eyes.

4. Titans - Haynseworth injury, drops them a notch. Big blow to the defense.

5. Giants - Not sure what to do with these guys. They could win the Superbowl again or implode. That's why they are at # 5.

6. Dallas - Looked good in tough loss to Pitt and a win over NYG. Defense is coming on strong.

7. Baltimore - Tough as nails. Flacco capable. Nobody wants to play this team early in the playoffs.

8. Falcons - They still face StL in week 17. This team is a win over Minny to go 11-5. Quite impressive

9. Patriots - They are like herpes. Mofo's just will not go away.

10. Bucs, Dolphins, Vikes, Philly, Jets (tie) - Throw all these teams in a hat and pick one.

 

Can't argue with this list. :doublethumbsup:

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Ok, here is the deal. Newbiejr adds Philly in these rankings for the attention. Haven't you noticed so much conversation he got for adding them in? He is a lonely, unemployed, divorced DJ. Can't you see he needs this attention? Had the Eagles not won a few games, he would have to make a real list that would get like six responses. It's very simple, he is as Fred Sanford would say "YOU BIG DUMMY"

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He is a lonely, unemployed, divorced DJ.

Newbie is a DJ?? :thumbsdown: Rock on 8-Mile :doublethumbsup: How pathetic. No wonder you voted for Obama.

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Newbie is a DJ?? :rolleyes: Rock on 8-Mile :thumbsdown: How pathetic. No wonder you voted for Obama.

 

Newbie voted for Obama? He must hate white people and be a socialist. :doublethumbsup:

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Newbie is a DJ?? :lol: Rock on 8-Mile :thumbsup: How pathetic. No wonder you voted for Obama.

It's pathetic to be a DJ?

It's pathetic to pocket $20,000 a year CASH?

It's pathetic to have gone through about 25-30 'groupies' that I've met at various clubs and bars over the years?

 

 

You better look up the word 'pathetic', sport.

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Newbie voted for Obama? He must hate white people and be a socialist. :thumbsup:

I'm black, jackass.

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It's pathetic to be a DJ?

It's pathetic to pocket $20,000 a year CASH?

It's pathetic to have gone through about 25-30 'groupies' that I've met at various clubs and bars over the years?

You better look up the word 'pathetic', sport.

:thumbsup: Wow impressive! :lol:

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It's pathetic to be a DJ?

It's pathetic to pocket $20,000 a year CASH?

It's pathetic to have gone through about 25-30 'groupies' that I've met at various clubs and bars over the years?

You better look up the word 'pathetic', sport.

groupies :thumbsdown:

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groupies :D

I'm talking about a bunch of chicks that used to frequent the club I was DJing at. They would hang out in the DJ booth and act like they were all interested in how the stuff worked. A large percentage of the time, I would end up taking one of them home.

 

Maybe 'groupie' is the wrong word. :thumbsdown:

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I'm talking about a bunch of chicks that used to frequent the club I was DJing at. They would hang out in the DJ booth and act like they were all interested in how the stuff worked. A large percentage of the time, I would end up taking one of them home.

 

Maybe 'groupie' is the wrong word. :overhead:

 

The correct term is "going hogging".

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