TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted December 17, 2008 Sitting down on a comfy couch, watching TV (whatever your favorite show is), eating a pastrami sammich, and getting a BJ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
footballpowers 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Sitting down on a comfy couch, watching TV (whatever your favorite show is), eating a pastrami sammich, and getting a BJ? minus the pastrami sammy, yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted December 17, 2008 Pretty close. Minus the sandwich, tv and couch. Why would you need anything else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted December 17, 2008 Any fantasy resembling one of George Costanzas qualifies for one of mine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted December 17, 2008 Pretty close. Minus the sandwich, tv and couch. Why would you need anything else? It's supposed to be a joke...but since you and Naomi seems to share the same brain, I am not shocked that you didn't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackie sherrill 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Any fantasy resembling one of George Costanzas qualifies for one of mine sh!t: George Costanza, couch, I immediately thought of this disturbing image! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted December 17, 2008 It's supposed to be a joke...but since you and Naomi seems to share the same brain, I am not shocked that you didn't get it. 1. I was joking as well, obviously. 2. What does Naomi have to do with anything? 3. Why pick my reply instead of footballpowers? Reading back, we said basically the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted December 17, 2008 sh!t: George Costanza, couch, I immediately thought of this disturbing image! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted December 17, 2008 3. Why pick my reply instead of footballpowers? Reading back, we said basically the same thing. No, he said minus the sammich. You said minus the sammich, tv ,and couch. Clearly NOT the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Sitting down on a comfy couch, watching TV (whatever your favorite show is), eating a pastrami sammich, and getting a BJ? BJ's lead to the Lake Of Fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted December 17, 2008 BJ's lead to the Lake Of Fire. Spoken like someone who has never had one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Spoken like someone who has never had one. Bwahahahaha.............................I bet you are a real BJ machine yourself. I feel sorry for your BJ-less husband. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted December 17, 2008 Bwahahahaha.............................I bet you are a real BJ machine yourself. I feel sorry for your BJ-less husband. Too bad my video last weekend was deleted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Too bad my video last weekend was deleted. That video of you nagging your husband to take out the trash? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,489 Posted December 17, 2008 That video of you nagging your husband to take out the trash? Tired, old jokes lead to the Lake of Fire. The Baby Jeebus likes the funny, and you don't bring it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Tired, old jokes lead to the Lake of Fire. The Baby Jeebus likes the funny, and you don't bring it. I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just lonely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted December 17, 2008 Tired, old jokes lead to the Lake of Fire. The Baby Jeebus likes the funny, and you don't bring it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted December 17, 2008 TNG, are you the one giving the BJ? If so, h3ll yeah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 17, 2008 Tired, old jokes lead to the Lake of Fire. The Baby Jeebus likes the funny, and you don't bring it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted December 17, 2008 Pretty close. Minus the sandwich, tv and couch. Why would you need anything else? Don't worry young fella. Someday you'll feel a women's lips on your schlong, hang in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted December 17, 2008 I could really go for a pastrami on rye. :drool: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 17, 2008 I can't say that the sammich really adds anything to the equation, but ok, sure, I'll take it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 17, 2008 You mean a BJ by a woman, right? That is not a fantasy. That is Sunday's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted December 17, 2008 Sitting down on a comfy couch, watching TV (whatever your favorite show is), eating a pastrami sammich, and getting a BJ? What's on the sammich?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Don't worry young fella. Someday you'll feel a women's lips on your schlong, hang in there. i think he already had that ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted December 17, 2008 BJ's lead to the Lake Of Fire. Yeah, same for the womens. Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GuardBum 82 Posted December 17, 2008 The comfy couch with the BJ yes. I really wouldn't be that into both the BJ and the favorite show on TV at the same time though. And I certainly wouldn't be digesting food at that time or else again the important parts of this fantasy really couldn't be all that good now could they?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted December 17, 2008 That video of you nagging your husband to take out the trash? I thought it was funny....still Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
