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With the news of one of our beloved moving on to browner pastures, I find it fitting that we come up with his epitaph as it applies to the geek club. Please contribute your own.

 

Gone but not forgotten

His geyness was downright rotten

We will always remember Sir Foreskin with glee

Every time we look down to pee

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MY LOVE FOR YOU LIKE A ROCK

 

SURFERSKINNER!!!!

 

WOULD YOU LIKE SUCK MY CACK

 

SURFERSKINNER!!!!

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With the news of one of our beloved moving on to browner pastures, I find it fitting that we come up with his epitaph as it applies to the geek club. Please contribute your own.

 

Gone but not forgotten

His geyness was downright rotten

We will always remember Sir Foreskin with glee

Every time we look down to pee

You think of me when you look upon your own pemus? I promised myself that I wouldn't cry.

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Hickory dickory dock

Surferskin was sucking my cack

The clock struck two

I blew my goo

Now he moved on to the next block

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I will always remember surferskin when the topic of dudes flirting with other dudes at the gym comes up.

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I will always remember surferskin when the topic of dudes flirting with other dudes at the gym comes up.

:congregationnodsheadsinagreement:

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What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here?

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What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here?

That is a very long epitaph.

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What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here?

 

Sorry. We'll relieve this place of humor and skidaddle in a few.

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What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here?

 

Don't you have more gay music threads to start at FBG?

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What I thought be be a great day for the geek Club (losing surferskin) turned out to be a horrible one (all the other Sanctaurians migrated here). Is that customary? Invite someone in and then hang out here?

Whoa...What's up with all the hostility? You wouldn't miss me?

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Whoa...What's up with all the hostility? You wouldn't miss me?

 

One less person to post in quality threads like "Hey guys, wasn't REO Speedwagon the best?".

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He's going to a better place, or at least to another place, and that's something we can all rejoice in. :(

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Whoa...What's up with all the hostility? You wouldn't miss me?

just joking, son. :(

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Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of autumn wind hair

With hilarity that would hurt the spleen

Your smile is like a breath of spring

Your voice is soft like summer rain

And I cannot compete with you, Sanctuarians

 

He talks about you in his sleep

There's nothing I can do to keep

From crying when he calls your name, Sanctuarian

 

And I can easily understand

How you could easily take my man

But you dont know what he means to me, Sanctuarian

 

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him just because you can

 

You could have your choice of men

But I could never love again

He's the only one for me, Sanctuarian

 

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Sanctuarian

 

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him even though you can

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One less person to post in quality threads like "Hey guys, wasn't REO Speedwagon the best?".

I'd never start a thread called that. Everyone knows Styx was better.

 

HTH

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He's going to a better place, or at least to another place, and that's something we can all rejoice in. :(

You guys are so mean.

 

Admit it, some of you are sad?

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You guys are so mean.

 

Admit it, some of you are sad?

 

 

I am sad you will be gone. One of the few posters who made me feel smart. :(

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Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of autumn wind hair

With hilarity that would hurt the spleen

Your smile is like a breath of spring

Your voice is soft like summer rain

And I cannot compete with you, Sanctuarians

 

Wow. Just, wow.

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Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him just because you can

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of autumn wind hair

With hilarity that would hurt the spleen

Your smile is like a breath of spring

Your voice is soft like summer rain

And I cannot compete with you, Sanctuarians

 

He talks about you in his sleep

There's nothing I can do to keep

From crying when he calls your name, Sanctuarian

 

And I can easily understand

How you could easily take my man

But you dont know what he means to me, Sanctuarian

 

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him just because you can

 

You could have your choice of men

But I could never love again

He's the only one for me, Sanctuarian

 

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Sanctuarian

 

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians!

Im begging of you please dont take my man

Sanc, Sanc, Sanc, Sanctuarians

Please dont take him even though you can

 

This is awful

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You guys are so mean.

 

Admit it, some of you are sad?

 

I admit it. :(

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This is awful

You should prolly hear it with the accompaning guitar, base drum, and bandana laced mircrophone to get the full effect. :(

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You should prolly hear it with he accompaning guitar, base drum, and banana laced mircrophone to get the full effect. :unsure:

 

:doh:

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This is awfully good

 

 

+1 :unsure:

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:unsure:

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The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness.

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The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness.

 

 

Yet you keep coming back for more. :unsure:

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The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness.

Was this suppossed to be you showing us how "the funny" is done? If so........

 

FAYLE!@#!

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The Sanctuarians visiting this place to recruit someone is like a Huey landing in the middle of the sh!t in Nam to pick up a wounded while under heavy fire in the form of unfunniness.

In fairness to KSB, it's hard to be funny when you're grieving.

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In fairness to KSB, it's hard to be funny when you're grieving.

 

 

Why are you still here? I thought you went to a "better place" :unsure:

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