KSB2424 3,082 Posted March 20, 2009 I keep hearing about how funny you guys are, yet the past two days I have laughed...ummm...maybe once. So without further adieu, let this thread be your vehicle to show us what you got. The talk has been talked, now you must walk. We've seen the :applerub: and the "jerk off on people" jokes. However those are old and un-original. Surely you guys have new material. So please grace us. TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Wind 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Why should we prove anything to you? If this site hadn't blown up 20 times you'd be able to check the archives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 20, 2009 Because they aren't funny at all, they spend the entire day whining like little b!tches, nothing more. AW might be the biggest pvssy among them as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 20, 2009 Why should we prove anything to you? If this site hadn't blown up 20 times you'd be able to check the archives. a whole 3 minutes after a sant thread is posted at the GB. You guys are slipping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted March 20, 2009 Why should we prove anything to you? If this site hadn't blown up 20 times you'd be able to check the archives. Ah, back to the "good ol days" argument. But aren't the "good ol days" the reason you guys left in the first place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Wind 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Ah, back to the "good ol days" argument. But aren't the "good ol days" the reason you guys left in the first place? That's part of it - the other part is that Mike couldn't keep this place running for 24 consecutive hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted March 20, 2009 I keep hearing about how funny you guys are, yet the past two days I have laughed...ummm...maybe once. So without further adieu, let this thread be your vehicle to show us what you got. The talk has been talked, now you must walk. We've seen the :applerub: and the "jerk off on people" jokes. However those are old and un-original. Surely you guys have new material. So please grace us. TIA You can lead a horse to water, but if he's an unfunny douche, he won't laugh at what is funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumn Wind 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Because they aren't funny at all, they spend the entire day whining like little b!tches, nothing more. AW might be the biggest pvssy among them as well. LOL, says the guy who spent the last few months of his Sanctuary life doing nothing but sucking his own schlong and telling everyone how morally corrupt they were for daring to make a profit on a house sale. Yeah, real funny stuff chief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 20, 2009 LOL, says the guy who spent the last few months of his Sanctuary life doing nothing but sucking his own schlong and telling everyone how morally corrupt they were for daring to make a profit on a house sale. Yeah, real funny stuff chief. Says the little b!tch who left FFT believing himself above it and yet is right back here begging for the trash to come join in, yeah you are are superb, but still nothing more than a little pvssy.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 20, 2009 I can vouch for Bottom Wind for at least back in the day. BITD, he was pretty funny. But really, if you're (the general 'you') going to leave for the Sanctuary because it sucks here, leave. It's fairly pathetic to form your own little club - then come running back every day because your clubhouse sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted March 20, 2009 LOL, says the guy who spent the last few months of his Sanctuary life doing nothing but sucking his own schlong and telling everyone how morally corrupt they were for daring to make a profit on a house sale. Yeah, real funny stuff chief. So, you kick people out of there too? How does that happen? You have a vote? Or is it a committee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted March 20, 2009 I have not even giggled yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 20, 2009 So, you kick people out of there too? How does that happen? You have a vote? Or is it a committee? They vote on who can get in, who isn't being nice to them, it's like a virtual junior high. They fancy themselves the jocks, but it's more like the AV club. "Pathetic and Sad, but Social." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 20, 2009 I can vouch for Bottom Wind for at least back in the day. BITD, he was pretty funny. But really, if you're (the general 'you') going to leave for the Sanctuary because it sucks here, leave. It's fairly pathetic to form your own little club - then come running back every day because your clubhouse sucks. I would concur, then the turd went politico on us, and then on to the Sanctuary to become just like every other pathetic assdart over there,and is not completely useless.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 So, you kick people out of there too? How does that happen? You have a vote? Or is it a committee? Its pretty arbitrary and capricious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 I would concur, then the turd went politico on us, and then on to the Sanctuary to become just like every other pathetic assdart over there,and is not completely useless.... Wow, you joke about a guy needing soem Crest Whitestrips and he never forgives you . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,082 Posted March 20, 2009 I'm beginning to think they are just a bunch of Sho Nuff's and Supermike80's. Constantly rag/whine/complain on people's posts, yet don't bring anything else to the table. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 20, 2009 Wow, you joke about a guy needing soem Crest Whitestrips and he never forgives you . . . TAKE IT BACK...... I will end you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted March 20, 2009 Wow, you joke about a guy needing soem Crest Whitestrips and he never forgives you . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted March 20, 2009 How long has the sanctuary been in existence? Why would they wait until now to invite surferskin? Are they lowering their standards or did surferskin get funnier? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 20, 2009 I'm beginning to think they are just a bunch of Sho Nuff's and Supermike80's. Constantly rag/whine/complain on people's posts, yet don't bring anything else to the table. Dude, kpfuckhole has made an art of this particular approach. He's much more deserving of recognition for it that those two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted March 20, 2009 Constantly rag/whine/complain on people's posts, yet don't bring anything else to the table. Why is this so hard to figure out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted March 20, 2009 How long has the sanctuary been in existence? Why would they wait until now to invite surferskin? Are they lowering their standards or did surferskin get funnier? Well, we know it's not the latter.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 20, 2009 Well, we know it's not the latter.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 20, 2009 Dude, kpfuckhole has made an art of this particular approach. He's much more deserving of recognition for it that those two. Hey, let's not forget Colts. His entire schtick is to not just do this, but to wait for guys to do this then come in and say: "Yeah! What HE said!" I mean, these guys need their sycophants & groupies too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,542 Posted March 20, 2009 Can we get this thread pinned? TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 How long has the sanctuary been in existence? Why would they wait until now to invite surferskin? Are they lowering their standards or did surferskin get funnier? We decided, as we occassionally do, to open up the gates and let new members in. The one's we don't run off with our juvenile, inside jokes become valuable members of the Sanctuary community. We share each other's burdens, provide thoughts and prayers when times are rough, share ###### pics, lend a shoulder to cry on. That sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 20, 2009 I have some pretty good stories - what type of topic would you like to delve in to? - work stories - back when I was young stories - sex stories - lack of sex stories - family stories of my Miss USA Oklahoma dumbazzs sister - family stories of how both my mom and dad at age 63 and 61 both declared for bankruptcy after their 2nd and 3rd marriages have both failed - and they're trying to give me advice - stories of how RLLD went 0-12 in our ff today league - why at one point yesterday wiffleball had a new topic posted every 1 minute for 20 minutes straight - quite a feat - anal leakage? Bestiality? Threesomes? Drugs? So where do we begin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 I have some pretty good stories - what type of topic would you like to delve in to? - work stories - back when I was young stories - sex stories - lack of sex stories - family stories of my Miss USA Oklahoma dumbazzs sister - family stories of how both my mom and dad at age 63 and 61 both declared for bankruptcy after their 2nd and 3rd marriages have both failed - and they're trying to give me advice - stories of how RLLD went 0-12 in our ff today league - why at one point yesterday wiffleball had a new topic posted every 1 minute for 20 minutes straight - quite a feat - anal leakage? Bestiality? Threesomes? Drugs? So where do we begin? Sign up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 20, 2009 We decided, as we occassionally do, to open up the gates and let new members in. The one's we don't run off with our juvenile, inside jokes become valuable members of the Sanctuary community. We share each other's burdens, provide thoughts and prayers when times are rough, share ###### pics, lend a shoulder to cry on. That sort of thing. Yikes - sounds like a freakin cult for computer geeks that never go out in public Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 20, 2009 Sign up. I am loyal to FFtoday I'll sneak a peek from time at MKB4 place - other than that, it's a simple world for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Yikes - sounds like a freakin cult for computer geeks that never go out in public Gay computer geeks. We also like arthritis walks, clothing styles and lunch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 20, 2009 I have not even giggled yet. Pull down your pants and look in the mirror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 20, 2009 Well, we know it's not the latter.... When you set the bar as high as I did in 2004, it's almost unpossible to ever top that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted March 20, 2009 We decided, as we occassionally do, to open up the gates and let new members in. The one's we don't run off with our juvenile, inside jokes become valuable members of the Sanctuary community. We share each other's burdens, provide thoughts and prayers when times are rough, share ###### pics, lend a shoulder to cry on. That sort of thing. Sounds reasonable. I'm too young to have any real burdens so its not for me. From what I can see when sanctuary guys come over here, some of you seem Ok and some of you come off as aholes. Kind of like fftoday. So, I don't see that much difference between the two sites except that maybe some of you guys are a bit closer to one another. But you seem to create a ruckus when you come recruiting. There seems to be some bad blood between some of the geeks here and some of the sanctuary members. Maybe you should try recruiting from other sites. I think the well may be drying up for you here and some of the newer guys like me don't even know who you guys are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Sounds reasonable. I'm too young to have any real burdens so its not for me. From what I can see when sanctuary guys come over here, some of you seem Ok and some of you come off as aholes. Kind of like fftoday. So, I don't see that much difference between the two sites except that maybe some of you guys are a bit closer to one another. But you seem to create a ruckus when you come recruiting. There seems to be some bad blood between some of the geeks here and some of the sanctuary members. Maybe you should try recruiting from other sites. I think the well may be drying up for you here and some of the newer guys like me don't even know who you guys are. The difference is we keep the board at only about 100 members. We kick people out. So we don't have to deal with the pointless riff-raff you over over here. Also, we're all queer. Alsoalsooneofusdiedofchickenpox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TK0001 97 Posted March 20, 2009 some of you come off as aholes. Name names, motherfocker!!@# :madani: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 20, 2009 The difference is we keep the board at only about 100 members. We kick people out. So we don't have to deal with the pointless riff-raff you over over here. Also, we're all queer. Alsoalsooneofusdiedofchickenpox. 100 members only? So the bottom of your bored looks like this members logged on - 0 guest lurking - 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,542 Posted March 20, 2009 As soon as I get accepted, all you FFT Geeks can go fock yourselves with a shoe horn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted March 20, 2009 100 members only? So the bottom of your bored looks like thismembers logged on - 0 guest lurking - 0 We usually have between 10 and 20 active at any time. Definitely a slower pace of posting, but since 99% of the posting here is garbage, what's the difference. Today's numbers: 2009-03-20 New Topics: 20 New Posts: 327 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
