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Rommel motored over allied armies in WWII and only was beaten by ENIGMA intercepts regarding Axis attack plans and his own health during the end of his command. Any WWII scholar (and I am certainly not one) will vouch for Rommel's expertise and prowess in the battlefield.

 

Without ENIGMA, WWII is a completely different war.

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9.2 - Roselyn Sanchez-Hot actres

 

Sleeper pick for some, but for me... :rolleyes: none finer!

 

I move that TAS should automatically forfeit a pick, as he picked in the hot actress category, and provided no link, nor can size.

 

Anybody second?

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9.5 Famous Woman (non-athlete/entertainer) - Mary, mother of Jesus Christ.

 

Jesus Christ is being recognized....and he had a mother. Regardless of if she's known accurately, she's definitely famous.

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9.5 Famous Woman (non-athlete/entertainer) - Mary, mother of Jesus Christ.

 

Jesus Christ is being recognized....and he had a mother. Regardless of if she's known accurately, she's definitely famous.

Something is rotten in Denmark.

 

No way did naomi post this. It's only 10:30 Cali time and she doesn't get out of bed before noon.

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Something is rotten in Denmark.

 

No way did naomi post this. It's only 10:30 Cali time and she doesn't get out of bed before noon.

 

Chronic Husker's fists

Slams poor woman in the face

She hits the ground dead

 

:(

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Chronic Husker's fists

Slams poor woman in the face

She hits the ground dead

 

:(

K, kinda funny

But you know the real truth, Bri

she had it coming

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Something is rotten in Denmark.

 

No way did naomi post this. It's only 10:30 Cali time and she doesn't get out of bed before noon.

Nah it's actually me, my brother has 'furlough friday' and was making a lot of noise. Also not noon...10-11 :(

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Gein was only convicted of two murders. Serial killers technically must have killed three :doublethumbsup: :rolleyes: :banana: or more people on separate occasions over a course of more than thirty days. Ergo, the pick sucks. HTH. :dunno:

 

True, but he was one of the more twisted. America's first and most notorious cannibal murderer. When police finally searched his house, it was like nothing most had ever dreamed about in the worst nightmares. He is an excerpt form that investigation.

 

The police officers waded through piles of garbage and an unfathomable amount of junk with only oil lamps to guide them. As the officers eyes adjusted, the junk began to take a recognizable form, one that was more horrific than anyone could have ever imagined. Everywhere they looked they saw various body parts, some used as household items such as skulls made into bowls, jewelry made from human skin, lips hanging, chair seats with human skin upholstery, facial skin that was well preserved and resembled masks, a box of vulva's among which was his mothers, painted silver.

 

There is just something about this evil sick fock. He was portrayed in everything form comic books to movies.

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True, but he was one of the more twisted. America's first and most notorious cannibal murderer. When police finally searched his house, it was like nothing most had ever dreamed about in the worst nightmares. He is an excerpt form that investigation.

There is just something about this evil sick fock. He was portrayed in everything form comic books to movies.

 

 

Yeah, I know all about him. I might seem perfectly normal, but one of my big interests are criminals...especially serial murderers and mass murderers. He was a weirdo for sure and did kill, but most of those body parts he got the good all fashion way...grave robbing. :dunno: Also the Slayer song, Dead Skin Mask, was inspired by Mr. Gein. :rolleyes:

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Yeah, I know all about him. I might seem perfectly normal, but one of my big interests are criminals...especially serial murderers and mass murderers. He was a weirdo for sure and did kill, but most of those body parts he got the good all fashion way...grave robbing. :dunno: Also the Slayer song, Dead Skin Mask, was inspired by Mr. Gein. :rolleyes:

He is a legend, no doubt. You are right about the body count, which may be important here, depending on who all gets picked. There are better by far out there. There is just something about Gein.

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He is a legend, no doubt. You are right about the body count, which may be important here, depending on who all gets picked. There are better by far out there. There is just something about Gein.

 

That's why I went with who I picked, not well known but he is considered the first America serial killer and he had a focking house built for the sole purpose of killing and hiding his killing. That IMO is focking hardcore.

 

Chicago and the "Murder Castle"

 

While in Chicago, Holmes came across Dr. E.S. Holton's drugstore. It was located at the corner of Wallace and 63rd Street, in the neighborhood of Englewood. Holton was suffering from cancer while his wife minded the store. Through his charm, Holmes got a job there and then manipulated her into letting him purchase the store. The agreement was that she could still live in the upstairs apartment even after Holton died. Once Holton died, Holmes murdered Mrs. Holton and told people she was visiting relatives in California. As people started asking questions as to when she would be coming back, he elaborated the lie and told them she loved it so much in California that she decided to live there.

 

Holmes purchased a lot across from the drugstore, where he built his three-story, block-long "Castle"—as it was dubbed by those in the neighborhood. It was opened as a hotel for the World's Columbian Exposition in 1893, with part of the structure used as commercial space. The ground floor of the Castle contained, aside from Holmes' own relocated drugstore, various shops (one a jeweler, for example), while the upper two floors contained his personal office as well as a maze of over one hundred windowless rooms with doorways that would open to brick walls, oddly angled hallways, stairways to nowhere, doors that could only be opened from the outside, and a host of other strange and labyrinthine constructions. Holmes had repeatedly changed builders during the initial construction of the Castle to ensure that only he fully understood the design of the house he had created, thereby decreasing the chances of any of them reporting it to the police.

 

Over a period of three years, Holmes selected female victims from among his employees (many of whom were required as a condition of employment to take out life insurance policies for which Holmes would pay the premiums but also be the beneficiary), lovers and hotel guests, and would torture and kill them. Some were locked in soundproof bedrooms fitted with gas lines that permitted him to asphyxiate them at any time. Some victims were locked in a huge bank vault near his office; he sat and listened as they screamed, panicked and eventually suffocated. The victims' bodies went by a secret chute to the basement, where some were meticulously dissected, stripped of flesh, crafted into skeleton models, and then sold to medical schools. Holmes also cremated some of the bodies or placed them in lime pits for destruction. Holmes had two giant furnaces as well as pits of acid, bottles of various poisons, and even a stretching rack, allegedly in order to create a race of giants. Through the connections he had gained in medical school, he was able to sell skeletons and organs with little difficulty. Holmes picked one of the most remote rooms in the Castle to perform hundreds of illegal abortions. Some of his patients died as a result of his abortion procedure, and their corpses were also processed and the skeletons sold.

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That's why I went with who I picked, not well known but he is considered the first America serial killer and he had a focking house built for the sole purpose of killing and hiding his killing. That IMO is focking hardcore.
Chicago and the "Murder Castle"

 

While in Chicago, Holmes came across Dr. E.S. Holton's drugstore. It was located at the corner of Wallace and 63rd Street, in the neighborhood of Englewood. Holton was suffering from cancer while his wife minded the store. Through his charm, Holmes got a job there and then manipulated her into letting him purchase the store. The agreement was that she could still live in the upstairs apartment even after Holton died. Once Holton died, Holmes murdered Mrs. Holton and told people she was visiting relatives in California. As people started asking questions as to when she would be coming back, he elaborated the lie and told them she loved it so much in California that she decided to live there.

 

Holmes purchased a lot across from the drugstore, where he built his three-story, block-long "Castle"—as it was dubbed by those in the neighborhood. It was opened as a hotel for the World's Columbian Exposition in 1893, with part of the structure used as commercial space. The ground floor of the Castle contained, aside from Holmes' own relocated drugstore, various shops (one a jeweler, for example), while the upper two floors contained his personal office as well as a maze of over one hundred windowless rooms with doorways that would open to brick walls, oddly angled hallways, stairways to nowhere, doors that could only be opened from the outside, and a host of other strange and labyrinthine constructions. Holmes had repeatedly changed builders during the initial construction of the Castle to ensure that only he fully understood the design of the house he had created, thereby decreasing the chances of any of them reporting it to the police.

 

Over a period of three years, Holmes selected female victims from among his employees (many of whom were required as a condition of employment to take out life insurance policies for which Holmes would pay the premiums but also be the beneficiary), lovers and hotel guests, and would torture and kill them. Some were locked in soundproof bedrooms fitted with gas lines that permitted him to asphyxiate them at any time. Some victims were locked in a huge bank vault near his office; he sat and listened as they screamed, panicked and eventually suffocated. The victims' bodies went by a secret chute to the basement, where some were meticulously dissected, stripped of flesh, crafted into skeleton models, and then sold to medical schools. Holmes also cremated some of the bodies or placed them in lime pits for destruction. Holmes had two giant furnaces as well as pits of acid, bottles of various poisons, and even a stretching rack, allegedly in order to create a race of giants. Through the connections he had gained in medical school, he was able to sell skeletons and organs with little difficulty. Holmes picked one of the most remote rooms in the Castle to perform hundreds of illegal abortions. Some of his patients died as a result of his abortion procedure, and their corpses were also processed and the skeletons sold.

:rolleyes:

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Aye... stuck on BLS again. He's been around but not picking. Probably time to skip him again.

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That's why I went with who I picked, not well known but he is considered the first America serial killer and he had a focking house built for the sole purpose of killing and hiding his killing. That IMO is focking hardcore.

 

Holy sh1t dude. :doublethumbsup:

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BLS picks....

 

 

Vlad "The Impaler" Dracul - A$$hole/Scumbag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler

 

The atrocities committed by Vlad in the German stories include impaling, torturing, burning, skinning, roasting, and boiling people, feeding people the flesh of their friends or relatives, cutting off limbs, drowning, and nailing people's hats to their heads. His victims included men and women of all ages, religions and social classes, children and babies. One German account includes the following sentence: "He caused so much pain and suffering that even the most bloodthirstiest persecutors of Christianity like Herodes, Nero, Diocletian and all other pagans combined hadn’t even thought of."[10]

 

Impalement was Ţepeş's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled, and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp; else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the anus and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth. However, there were many instances where victims were impaled through other bodily orifices or through the abdomen or chest. Infants were sometimes impaled on the stake forced through their mother's chests. The records indicate that victims were sometimes impaled so that they hung upside down on the stake.

 

As expected, death by impalement was slow and painful. Victims sometimes endured for hours or days. Vlad often had the stakes arranged in various geometric patterns. The most common pattern was a ring of concentric circles in the outskirts of a city that constituted his target. The height of the spear indicated the rank of the victim. The corpses were often left decaying for months.

 

 

This guys was a REAL sicko and is what Dracula was named after...for being "Bloodthirsty".

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BLS picks....

 

 

Vlad "The Impaler" Dracul - A$hole/Scumbag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler

 

The atrocities committed by Vlad in the German stories include impaling, torturing, burning, skinning, roasting, and boiling people, feeding people the flesh of their friends or relatives, cutting off limbs, drowning, and nailing people's hats to their heads. His victims included men and women of all ages, religions and social classes, children and babies. One German account includes the following sentence: "He caused so much pain and suffering that even the most bloodthirstiest persecutors of Christianity like Herodes, Nero, Diocletian and all other pagans combined hadn't even thought of."[10]

 

Impalement was Ţepeş's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled, and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp; else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the anus and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth. However, there were many instances where victims were impaled through other bodily orifices or through the abdomen or chest. Infants were sometimes impaled on the stake forced through their mother's chests. The records indicate that victims were sometimes impaled so that they hung upside down on the stake.

 

As expected, death by impalement was slow and painful. Victims sometimes endured for hours or days. Vlad often had the stakes arranged in various geometric patterns. The most common pattern was a ring of concentric circles in the outskirts of a city that constituted his target. The height of the spear indicated the rank of the victim. The corpses were often left decaying for months.

 

 

This guys was a REAL sicko and is what Dracula was named after...for being "Bloodthirsty".

:doublethumbsup:

 

They had some sick focks in the 1400s

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Damn. Now Sux goes AWOL. Can't get any momentum.

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Simon Bolivar - insurgent

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9.9

 

Religious Leader - Moses

 

Wrote the Torah

Gave us the ten commandments

 

Featured in History channel's "Battles BC" on the History channel for being a badass military genius:

 

Most consider the Israelite Exodus out of Egypt an act of Divine intervention. Whether inspired by God or not, the Exodus is not merely a migration of slaves, but a military maneuver by a group of combat-hardened mercenaries. An enraged Pharaoh releases his army to hunt the Israelites down after they sack an Egyptian town as they make their exit. But Moses's sharp military mind and intimate knowledge of the terrain prove more than the massive, heavily armed Egyptian army can handle. While the Israelites perform a complicated night water crossing, Moses lures the Egyptians to a watery grave in the Sea of Reeds.

 

And my tally of people with one name grows!

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:thumbsdown:

 

Round nine sucks. It's been dead. We're going to start a 12-hour clock.

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Round nine sucks. It's been dead. We're going to start a 12-hour clock.

 

Can I go?

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Yeah go ahead.

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All right folks, lets keep moving.

 

9.12 - Niccolo Machiavelli, Thinker

 

How many thinkers in Western history have been badass enough to get an adjective made from there name, let alone one that means "ruthless SOB"? Just one, that's how many.

 

Niccolo Machiavelli

 

10.1 - Martin Luther, Religious Leader

 

Got the whole ball rolling on the Protestant Reformation and pretty much singlehandedly broke the Catholic Church's stranglehold on Western Religion.

 

Martin Luther

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All right folks, lets keep moving.

 

9.12 - Niccolo Machiavelli, Thinker

 

How many thinkers in Western history have been badass enough to get an adjective made from there name, let alone one that means "ruthless SOB"? Just one, that's how many.

 

Niccolo Machiavelli

 

10.1 - Martin Luther, Religious Leader

 

Got the whole ball rolling on the Protestant Reformation and pretty much singlehandedly broke the Catholic Church's stranglehold on Western Religion.

 

Martin Luther

 

The one pretty much led to the other.

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10.2 Tony Montana aka Scarface - Best action character in a film

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9.10 Kierkegaard - thinker

 

Also, in my 8th round pick, you can make Mao my military leader/genius.

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9.10 Kierkegaard - thinker

 

Also, in my 8th round pick, you can make Mao my military leader/genius.

 

OK, you're up again.

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OK, you're up again.

10th round pick = Charles Manson, Serial Killer

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10.1 - Martin Luther, Religious Leader

 

Pick again. I took Martin Luther a few rounds ago.

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In case you guys missed it we have a timeclock now. It's been 12 hours. Skip SE.

 

10.5 Latin Pimp - FFT Idiot

 

Instead of selecting someone with a lifetime achievment award for mind-numbing suckage, I'll take the one-hit wonder. It was, after all, a hell of a hit.

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