heavy-set 39 Posted August 28, 2009 A disgustingly fat, bald, loser. Lonely too. I dont like life anymore. I mean, whats it gonna be like into my 40s, when i still have nothing. 50s too. what happens if i grow old and have no one to grow old with? meh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted August 28, 2009 You should make a pact with Sux that if both of you are still single by age of 50, and that's only 1 year away for Sux, that both of you will make a firm committment to each other, get married, slap grey balls together, and live happily ever after in your Catatorium. Make one with edjr too. No way that guy ever finds another broad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,324 Posted August 28, 2009 You should make a pact with Sux that if both of you are still single by age of 50, and that's only 1 year away for Sux, that both of you will make a firm committment to each other, get married, slap grey balls together, and live happily ever after in your Catatorium. Make one with edjr too. No way that guy ever finds another broad. I already have that agreement with you, sugar t1ts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted August 29, 2009 You should make a pact with Sux that if both of you are still single by age of 50, and that's only 1 year away for Sux, that both of you will make a firm committment to each other, get married, slap grey balls together, and live happily ever after in your Catatorium. Make one with edjr too. No way that guy ever finds another broad. id rather inject myself with aids and be covered in sores than live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted August 29, 2009 Wow. The guy who coined the phrase "moon landing" had this thread title by you in mind when he coined it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,324 Posted August 29, 2009 Wow. The guy who coined the phrase "moon landing" had this thread title by you in mind when he coined it. Meh...I'd still give our buddy heavy-set a roll in the hay if promised not to use his teef Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,324 Posted August 29, 2009 id rather inject myself with aids and be covered in sores than live You ought to PM me your phone # sometime...I'd make you feel better about yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted August 29, 2009 A disgustingly fat, bald, loser. Lonely too. I dont like life anymore. I mean, whats it gonna be like into my 40s, when i still have nothing. 50s too. what happens if i grow old and have no one to grow old with? meh I love you man. What happens if you give up and never see how it all plays out? PLAYING IT OUT IS THE ULTIMATE FU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted August 29, 2009 I like you. I think you're pretty cool. Don't kill yourself. We need you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted August 29, 2009 If yer not gonna blow yer brains out .... stop yer whining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted August 29, 2009 A disgustingly fat Big Boned, baldfolicly challenged , loser GFIAFP. Lonely too Strike. I dont like life anymore"BLS". Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted August 29, 2009 I love you man. What happens if you give up and never see how it all plays out? PLAYING IT OUT IS THE ULTIMATE FU! my favorite thing in life is spite. i will go on until my prostate is the size of a bowling ball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted August 29, 2009 A disgustingly fat, bald, loser. Lonely too. I dont like life anymore. I mean, whats it gonna be like into my 40s, when i still have nothing. 50s too. what happens if i grow old and have no one to grow old with? meh Start by losing some weight fat ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catechuman 0 Posted August 29, 2009 A disgustingly fat, bald, loser. Lonely too. I dont like life anymore. I mean, whats it gonna be like into my 40s, when i still have nothing. 50s too. what happens if i grow old and have no one to grow old with? meh Instead of looking at what you don't have - look at what you DO have. Being in a relationship or married isn't the greener side of the fence. and neither is being single. - There are advantages to both Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,188 Posted August 29, 2009 A disgustingly fat, bald, loser. Lonely too. I dont like life anymore. I mean, whats it gonna be like into my 40s, when i still have nothing. 50s too. what happens if i grow old and have no one to grow old with? meh Don't worry, Diabetes and Coronary Disease are playing rock/paper/scissors right now to figure out which one gets to whack you well before then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted August 30, 2009 Don't worry, Diabetes and Coronary Disease are playing rock/paper/scissors right now to figure out which one gets to whack you well before then. whew!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted August 30, 2009 heavy-set, don't feel bad, things could be so much worse. you know, there is a guy that i work with and his blood pressure is so high that the vessels in his eyes are blowing out. he has to have all these surgeries on his eyes and he may loose his sight and he's like 44 years old. he isn't married either. he kept putting off dieting and exercise and now look what has happened. it's not too late for you or for him to make a significant change in your life. i remember seeing you and you didn't look very fat. if you've gained weight, just lose it again. it's hard work but you'll feel so good about yourself. also, if you're willing to treat a woman right ($$$) you'll find love. at least you don't have my problem, i'm flat chested and nobody wants that, lol. -frau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted August 30, 2009 A disgustingly fat, bald, loser. Lonely too. I dont like life anymore. I mean, whats it gonna be like into my 40s, when i still have nothing. 50s too. what happens if i grow old and have no one to grow old with? meh My practice advice: Join a gym and get on a diet. Keep a log of everything you consume in a given day and a target calorie intake. Between that and exercise you can lose weight if you want to. There's nothing to do about the baldness but please just shave it off. Fighting it with combovers, etc. is even worse. If you're lonely, look into clubs related to things that interest you - book club, wine club, movie club, etc. This sort of thing is great for meeting people since you have a reason to be there and share some interests with the people you meet. I met my wife through her best friend, someone I met through a writer group. Far as not getting laid, seriously - just visit a handjob house or hire an escort if you're that hard up. Use protection and let a pro help you out. It should be legal and it's for guys in your situation. When you shed the weight and make some new friends you'll probably meet someone anyway. Good luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted August 30, 2009 I like you, so you got that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
