Why Should Men Wash Hands After Draining One?

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

Urine is sterile. If you're going to wash your hands, maybe you should use urine. BTW, when's the last time you irrigated your hands while draining?

 

Your pemus lives in your pants. Clean environment all day long. Your hands touch everything all day long and all kinds of germy stuff. Seems to me men should wash their hands BEFORE not after.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Even though you are an old, decrepid, former shell of a man, I must agree with you.

I rarely, if ever wash my hands after peeing.

 

Sometimes I'll turn the water on just so people think that I'm washing them.

 

Taking a sh1t...Different story....Sometimes

[Saint Elistan 106]

Well I rarely touch my junk when I piss. Pretty easy to angle in there unless I've got some pressure built up. As for #2? That's what showers are for. Don't even need toilet paper.

[gocolts 300]

After this and that last thread a while back, I don't I will ever shake hands with anybody ever again.

[GettnHuge 2]

'and then I said to R Kelly, hey did you wash your hands?' -riley freeman

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Urine is sterile. If you're going to wash your hands, maybe you should use urine. BTW, when's the last time you irrigated your hands while draining?

 

Your pemus lives in your pants. Clean environment all day long. Your hands touch everything all day long and all kinds of germy stuff. Seems to me men should wash their hands BEFORE not after.

Urine is sterile UNTIL it reaches the urethra. Among other things, MRSA (methycillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) can be spread by urine.

[Drizzay 719]

Oh yea? Well, if urine is so good for you, then why does it taste so terrible?

[FlaHawker 24]

 

 

Taking a sh1t...Different story....Sometimes

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

Oh yea? Well, if urine is so good for you, then why does it taste so terrible?

 

I'll take your word for it.

[GettnHuge 2]

Oh yea? Well, if urine is so good for you, then why does it taste like bud light?

 

yuk

[Drizzay 719]

yuk

 

 

I would have said Coors Light, myself...but well played.

[CantTouchThis 23]

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=364687&st=80

 

I instigated this discussion a few weeks ago. I came to the conclusion that were isn't a point to washing after draining the lizard. I mean, if you take a leak in the woods, do you search for a puddle or something for those of you that always wash?

[Me_2006 14]

I always assumed it was two-fold.

 

 

1. You're in the bathroom. You're touching the toilet seat to raise/lower it and the handle to flush. There are bound to be germs there.

 

 

2. I don't think most people want my peemus-ness on my hands when I grab some chips out of the bowl or shake hands or hold their baby or whatever. It isn't that it's germy or whatever. But how would you feel if someone just rubbed their cack on your couch or shirt or doorknob? So wash that stuff off.

[Big_Pete 0]

After this and that last thread a while back, I don't I will ever shake hands with anybody ever again.

agreed.

You fockers are nasty, vile wackos :puke:

 

Would any of you guys willingly walk up to a man and hold his c0ck in your hand? How about put it in your mouth? No? Why? It's "in a sterile environment" isn't it? :doublepuke:

Wash your hands, cause if you don't, then you might as well be shaking hands with the other guy's junk. :triplepuke:

[kutulu 1,676]

Shake hands with meat

[Big_Pete 0]

 

2. I don't think most people want my peemus-ness on my hands when I grab some chips out of the bowl or shake hands or hold their baby or whatever. It isn't that it's germy or whatever. But how would you feel if someone just rubbed their cack on your couch or shirt or doorknob? So wash that stuff off.

well said

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

its all the social stigma attached to it.

 

we touch much worse things in the course of the day and don't think twice about washing our hands.

 

if someone sees us pee and not wash and then go grab a handful of chips from the bowl, they will be disgusted... but if we touch a random doorknob and then go grab a handful of chips, its no big deal.

 

we've been conditioned to wash our hands after using the bathroom since we were little.

[surferskin 30]

but if we touch a random doorknob and then go grab a handful of chips, its no big deal.

And what's wrong with touching a random doorknob? Because some muthafockers don't wash their hands after whipping their arseholes or don't wash their hands after they touch their slimy cacks and then go open a door. Hey, we just went full circle.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

In Edjr's case, he has no idea where that thing has been.

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

And what's wrong with touching a random doorknob? Because some muthafockers don't wash their hands after whipping their arseholes or don't wash their hands after they touch their slimy cacks and then go open a door. Hey, we just went full circle.

 

or the guy who just took a ###### and you dont know if he washed, or the snot nosed little kid spreading his or her germs, or people touching any other parts of their bodies that are exposed to pollutants all day. The guy you invited to your party who was feralizing his lawn that afternoon or spraying pesticide.

 

basically we come in contact with much worse ###### and we dont seem to freak out about it.

 

anyone freaking out about a guy leaving the bashroom without washing after taking a piss is simply conditioned to do so.

[KSB2424 3,148]

or the guy who just took a ###### and you dont know if he washed, or the snot nosed little kid spreading his or her germs, or people touching any other parts of their bodies that are exposed to pollutants all day. The guy you invited to your party who was feralizing his lawn that afternoon or spraying pesticide.

 

basically we come in contact with much worse ###### and we dont seem to freak out about it.

 

anyone freaking out about a guy leaving the bashroom without washing after taking a piss is simply conditioned to do so.

I don't understand your point. Are you saying you shouldn't wash your hands after you pee?

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

I don't understand your point. Are you saying you shouldn't wash your hands after you pee?

 

obviously there is never an instance where you SHOULDNT wash your hands. being cleaner is always better.

 

but i tend to think i do it out of habbit more so than thinking "oh no my hands touched my cack... gross".

 

i guess im saying there is really no reason to freak out over it especially when you consider the things we touch during the course of the day.

[surferskin 30]

but i tend to think i do it out of habbit more so than thinking "oh no my hands touched my cack... gross".

You're not washing your hands after touching your dik for your own sake.

[joeshushu 51]

I was at a rock concert years ago standing next to my car, and all of a sudden this yellow stream of pee was running up against my shoe. Apparently this chick was standing on the other side of my car taking a tinkle and thought nothing of the fact it was hittng my shoes. So I said hey, what the hell is going on and she looked at me and said it's only pee and it's sterile so chill bro. I guess those people into golden showers don't care so........... My dinkie is so small, I usually just unzipp and hold my hand on my hips and spray. I touch nothing harmful.

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

You're not washing your hands after touching your dik for your own sake.

 

actually you are. i get what your point was... we wash our hands after touching our dicks for others sake but really if germs are the issue, you do it for your own sake also.

 

doing it only for others sake plays right into the social stigma thing i talked about earlier.

[jerryskids 6,791]

I'm not a germophobe so I don't see the need to wash after you piss, unless you get some piss on your hands. That being said, I usually do wash, as I've come to view it as an opportunity to wash away all of the germs I've encountered since my last handwashing.

[The Pope 10]

Wash your hands you nasty fockers. Cleanliness is next to Favreness.

[JackARoot 2]

If several criteria are met, I might not wash my hands after a pee:

 

1. Fist pee of the day after having showered.

2. No touch of the bathroom facilities (i.e. urinal with no touch flush).

3. Haven't taken a dump after the shower.

4. No door to touch. (Like some public facilities have no door, just built so you can't see in)

 

So rarely, I might not wash if all criteria are met. This is usually if the sink looks nasty, and I don't want to touch the sink. But usually I wash them anyway, because its just a convenient time to was away the germs I might have picked up touching other stuff. Now, if I can just figure out how to get out of the bathroom without touching that nasty door handle ... if there's not an auto-closer on the door, then I open the door before washing my hands.

[The Pope 10]

Now, if I can just figure out how to get out of the bathroom without touching that nasty door handle

 

Use the paper towel that you dry your hands with to open the door.

[JackARoot 2]

Use the paper towel that you dry your hands with to open the door.

 

Yeah, I use that one also.

[Jeff Garcia 8]

I flush the toilet with my knee or my elbow, depending. Open the door with a paper towel.

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

I flush the toilet with my knee or my elbow, depending. Open the door with a paper towel.

 

and from there you go on to rest your elbows on the bartop, tabletop etc etc where someone will place their hands