Best FF team names you've ever heard

[Law 220]

I'm boring. I name all my teams some derivative of Steelers.

Except one called Holding My Johnson. (keeper league and I've, well, held Johnson)

 

Some I've seen:

I Love Lacy

The Brady Bunch

 

Clean by the (lack of) standards shown here.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Hyde the Blounts from Bell

[roroco 75]

Hyde the Blounts from Bell

 

I have all three of those guys on my team too....

[Cunning Runts 0]

Couples league draft last night:

 

One of the wives drafted Ben Tate and Golden Tate...

 

Team name mysteriously changed to Nice Tates

[erknjerk 4]

My latest is Sub-Human Centipede.

[dave32 14]

Come Get It Bey
Weeden WayneBowe

Blackmon Knows- http://images.footballfanatics.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=%2FproductImages%2F_1490000%2Fff_1490574_xl.jpg&w=400

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

My latest is Sub-Human Centipede.

Why?

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

 

I have all three of those guys on my team too....

You gonna use the name?

[erknjerk 4]

Why?

Just wanted to use a human centipede as my team avatar.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Michael Sams Tummy Sticks

 

If you dont know what tummy sticks are look it up on urban dictionary. Not sure if its ok to post a direct link.

[roroco 75]

You gonna use the name?

 

No... I have the name an logo locked at Demaryius Targaryen.

[Saint Elistan 106]

"Chris Henry's Tailgate Party" was one I used back in the day. Has just the right bounce to it, ya know?

[IMMensaMind 459]

"Chris Henry's Tailgate Party" was one I used back in the day. Has just the right bounce to it, ya know?

That reminds me of "Travis Henry's Day Care".

[PATSSOX 22]

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Just important is your logo!!!!

 

CAPTAINNNNNNNN...........CAMELTOE

 

If your too lazy to click link look to the left

 

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[Analog Kid 0]

I have Crosby and Stills in my 14 team draft. I figure if I pick up the Titans D, I could name my team Crosby, Stills, and Nashville..

[Super Cubs 132]

Quick Release

[eaglesfreak 10]

i use Ring a Bell and Smoke a Blount

[Maulers1973 117]

Some good ones here (especially the Ertz ones). I've seen a few noteworthy ones:

 

Ball Gravy

The Dirty Sanchezes

The Paper Champions

JohnsonBurgerNBush

[Maroon Bells 18]

Watching our kids do splits in the living room, my wife just came up with My Ball Zach Ertz.

[Bishop82 61]

Hands up, its just Tavon Austin.

[Beyond Chaos 75]

Just came up with one, good or bad? I have Romo, Roddy White, and Chris Johnson on my team. Because I had only 20 characters I have: "RomoslikWhiteJohnson"

[Natedawg 2]

I just switched my team name to AD switch hitter. Hope its not too soon

[RepoPatrol 14]

Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal is the favorite from my league.

 

I am RepoPatrol

[Cuse9 128]

Taste Dwayne Bowe

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

[tanatastic 2,061]

I just changed my team name in a league to Adrians switch hitters. In another league it's Beats by Ray.

[Bishop82 61]

Peanut Cutler Jeffery Time

[PATSSOX 22]

Peanut Cutler Jeffery Time

 

That is pretty clever.

 

Speaking of FF Team names. In CBS you have to check a box to that allows people to change their team and one leagues the commissioner will not check the damn box let me change my name and changed my name to some stupid and has locked still. Ive asked for over month to check the box and he refuses. I am about to pull the worst move in fantasy football and try dump players to get his attention.