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Official Championship FU Thread

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For those of us lucky to make it into our championships, only to have our players take a dump in their pants, this thread is for you:

 

FU John Kitna. I've ridden your mediocre azz out of necessity. Then you hurt your mangina and get me a goose egg. FU puzzy.

 

FU Miles Austin. I benched your azz again, and you finally decide to blow up. Never again will you grace a roster of mine.

 

And a season-long FU to Jeff Fischer. You have made CJ almost non-playable, except I'm too dumb to actually bench him. You have a subpar has-been at QB, and your brillant game plan calls for 3 pass plays for every 1 rush. Brillant! Not only that, but you completely lost your team months ago, and continue to get blown out week after miserable week. I hope you not only get fired, but CJ rips that gay porn star moustache off your face and tea bags you. FU.

 

More to follow soon I'm sure.

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Chris Johnson sucks :thumbsdown: I hate you Chris Johnson but i do love me some Brady :wub:

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FU Chris Johnson. Freaking bum. I have scrubs on my bench that are outscoring you. It was cute and all in the regular season, but I needed you to step up and actually produce this week.

 

FU Matt Forte. Anytime I started you, you sucked. You were washed up, a has-been. And then, when I benched you, you'd light it up. Now, in the championship week I figured I have to bench you, against the big bad Jets. Surely you would have blown it had I started you. Instead, of course, a last minute change where you went from my starting lineup to the bench energized your worthless ass and score 15 bloody points...on my bench.

 

FU Brandon Marshall. I started you instead of Forte at my flex. Naturally, you can only get yards. Wasted pick.

 

FU Jon Kitna. My opponent had Austin and Witten. Having had scrub QB's all year, I needed to vulture the waiver wire. I see you, Jon Shitna, just sitting there. Against a porous AZ defense? Canceling out opponents Austin and Witten? HA, I am a genius. Oh, wait. there is a reason you are Jon ###### SHITNA. Way to go champ. Hope your strained vagina makes you retire.

 

FU Rashad Jennings. 300 yards and 4 tds, maybe more! Sky is the limit! Worthless Skins D!!! Awesome job leading the way to my championship.

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FU Matt Forte. Anytime I started you, you sucked. You were washed up, a has-been. And then, when I benched you, you'd light it up. Now, in the championship week I figured I have to bench you, against the big bad Jets. Surely you would have blown it had I started you. Instead, of course, a last minute change where you went from my starting lineup to the bench energized your worthless ass and score 15 bloody points...on my bench.

 

FU Rashad Jennings. 300 yards and 4 tds, maybe more! Sky is the limit! Worthless Skins D!!! Awesome job leading the way to my championship.

 

:thumbsup: Yup yup, same sheeet here. Left Forte on my bench; I too was seduced by talk of the savior, Rashad Jennings, the same way Anakin Skywalker blew his Jedi career for some Padame bushpile.

 

Even worse, I fell for the rat trap again and started Torain. Now I get to spend the afternoon watching Rex Grossman and David Garrard throw it all over the focking place.

 

This FU has got to be for me. A wizard should know better.

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FU Ray Rice. Next year I'm staying away from the Rice-McGahee-McClain circle jerk.

 

FU Ben Watson. Why does this clown catch 10 balls one week, and 0 the next? And why do I always pick the wrong week?

 

FU Chicago 'defense'. Nice game guys. Thanks for the 1 fumble recovery.

 

FU to me, for playing Kitna over Cutler. Thank God this is the last week of this BS.

 

FU again Jeff Fischer. I hate your f'n guts.

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FU Norv Turner

 

FU Rivers

 

FU Buehler

 

And a special FU to Zach Miller, whose garbage TD allowed my opponent to win by 2 points.

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Big FU's go out to:

 

ME for talking myself into sticking with your studs theory instead of siting CJ2k's arse.

Kitna - explained earlier

Vincegina Jackson massive FU to the NFL for moving the Minny game to Tuesday allowing Peterson more time to heal.

 

I'm down 7.5 with Roddy White to go vs Peterson

 

On bench: Cutler 30pts, Cassel 35pts, Blount 20pts

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Where to start...

 

FU Josh Freeman, Dwayne Bowe, Eli Manning (opponent had Green Bay D), Witten, Torain, VJax, MJD, Rashard Jennings and the Cowgirls' D

 

Like always, my opponent had career days and my team sh!t on me. Without Charles and Cassel, I would have been blown out by 60+ points in the championship game.

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Double FU to Jeff & Chris Johnson... You both Focking suck... You head bangin, tourette having douche.

 

Oh yeah.. And the sweet charger defense. !!! Thanks

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massive fu to sd def. wtf, cant stop the 2nd string bungles receivers? :wall:

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Going against Rodgers, Woodhead and Janikowski and Nicks.

 

Fu Mcfadden. Wayne and megatron, donald Brown. disaster.

Need a Vick Tuesday night miracle.

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A big FU to Cedric Benson and then also to myself for starting Boss over Daniels. I cant really Blame Kitna much but it did suck having Cutler's 30 on the bench. OTOH I didnt have computer access last night and I still had the Cardinals D in from last week. Up by 70 with Roddy White left vs. Vick, McCoy, Jackson & Akers.

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Still have a chance tonight - I need Ryan to outscore Colston by 9.5 pts so there's a chance. But that being said, it would have been much closer so FUs go out to:

 

1. the 'vaunted' Chargers defense for getting me -1.50 despite being ranked 2nd or 3rd this week everywhere.

2. Rashard Jennings for failing to back up what he's done in previous weeks

3. to me for benching Bowe in favor of said Jennings

4. and to my opponents Jani-fat-a$$-ski for getting 18, 18 freaking points from a kicker. :wall:

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FU Lagarrett Blount

 

FU Johnny Knox

 

Wub: Jamaal Charles, Miles Austin, and to the Tampa Bay coach for passing in the red zone and not letting Blount score. :wub:

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Oh, and FU to the NFL for making me watch my Rams against the seahags in primetime. Come on, this is worthy of 3 pm game, nothing more...and I'm a Rams fan.

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FU to Megatron.......I should have drafted Optimus

 

FU to Bradshaw....come on man

 

FU to Benson.....Why couldnt you score one td from inside the 5

 

FU to Rashad Jennings.....Fockin douche youre amazing when MJD plays you suck when he is out

 

FU to the Bears D....absolute crap

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Well. Fu king 2nd again. 3x in a row.

 

Tolbert..... negative points......die

 

Best..... have your best ppr week since week 2......die

 

Witten.... your a stud.....die

 

Charles.... your a stud.....die

 

Manningham.... really, 132 and a TD.....die

 

And finally,

 

Janikowski.... i am a hormer, but eat a huge one. Hit two 50 yrd +. Score 18.....die

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FU to me for absolutely bungling Championship Sunday at every turn.

 

Started: Schaub, Jennings, Boss.

 

On Bench: Cassel, Torain, Tamme.

 

Oh and i fell a mother f0cking sleep during the Skins Jags game and missed getting Andre Johnson out of my starting lineup, leaving Jacoby Jones on my bench. So a HUGE FU to Christmas and Christmas Eve for having me running around like a chicken with its head cut off and geting little or no sleep on Friday and Saturday.

 

My opponent was there for the picking, and now unless the Eagles just implode tonight, im gonna lose.

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FU Colston. I would have had a chance if you would have done anything. I missed the game, but was excited when i woke up and seen Brees had 35 completions and 300 yds. I guess all you could muster was a cool 2 for 20 though. Good job champ. Nice to know that while Meachem was racking up the catches, you were standing there playing with your tool. Go F yourself loser.

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Still have a chance tonight - I need Ryan to outscore Colston by 9.5 pts so there's a chance. But that being said, it would have been much closer so FUs go out to:

 

1. the 'vaunted' Chargers defense for getting me -1.50 despite being ranked 2nd or 3rd this week everywhere.

2. Rashard Jennings for failing to back up what he's done in previous weeks

3. to me for benching Bowe in favor of said Jennings

4. and to my opponents Jani-fat-a$$-ski for getting 18, 18 freaking points from a kicker. :wall:

 

Well thanks to 1) Colston dropping an 8-yard pass that hit him in the hands in the 4th and 2) Ryan's 20-yard gallop on the final drive, I eeked out a 103.12-102.96 championship victory!! Although I will be watching the stat corrections VERY closely...

 

:first:

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I can't believe not one person gave a FU to Rivers.

This guy was lights out all year and then goes and craps the bed during week 16 (most all leagues championship week).

Personally, I loved it, I played against him this week.

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FU to me for absolutely bungling Championship Sunday at every turn.

 

Oh and i fell a mother f0cking sleep during the Skins Jags game and missed getting Andre Johnson out of my starting lineup, leaving Jacoby Jones on my bench. So a HUGE FU to Christmas and Christmas Eve for having me running around like a chicken with its head cut off and geting little or no sleep on Friday and Saturday.

 

 

:doh: :lol:

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FU Colston. I would have had a chance if you would have done anything. I missed the game, but was excited when i woke up and seen Brees had 35 completions and 300 yds. I guess all you could muster was a cool 2 for 20 though. Good job champ. Nice to know that while Meachem was racking up the catches, you were standing there playing with your tool. Go F yourself loser.

 

You can thank the worthless fatarse OLman that false started and brought back the TD pass that Colston had. Yea yea the play was blown dead but if you watched it you saw that everyone played it out and had there been no whistle the play still would have been a TD to Colston.

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