What are the top posts in this boreds history?

[kutulu 1,709]

The one where addict describes herself being used like a split roast.

[Eagles Green 34]

Why is the ocean so salty?

 

My personal fave was the aquarium algae thread.

Some poor woman had a serious algae question. I told her that Mike Vick loves him in the red zone and to draft him mid round.

 

I would have loved to have seen her expression.

[dain11279 980]

$epphori$ or whatever his name was posting all the pictures and videos of him focking his girlfriend/wife and then her apparently finding this place and freaking out was great too.

 

 

Loved when he put up the convo that he had with the director that wanted to make him a pron star.

[SUXBNME 1,596]

My personal fave was the aquarium algae thread.

Some poor woman had a serious algae question. I told her that Mike Vick loves him in the red zone and to draft him mid round.

 

I would have loved to have seen her expression.

Wasn't it worded that someone was going to cut into his (alge's) stats?

[Eagles Green 34]

Wasn't it worded that someone was going to cut into his (alge's) stats?

That's it.....haha

 

Vick running will cut into Alge's stats

[Rusty Syringes 478]

My personal fave

 

 

What the noobs might not know is that's gutter's head over Rusty II's body.

 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

The drunken mock draft thread with a drunken Mr. Anonymous.

 

The drunken cyric "I am wearing at hat now" thread.

 

The infidelity board jihad.

 

2dgsfkn

[The Elevator Killer 714]

What the noobs might not know is that's gutter's head over Rusty II's body.

 

 

Did you get a DNA test?

 

[The Moz 71]

can't beleive the toofy - swerki post doesn;t get more play as at least beign the most heartless posts ever. I think that post was the death knell of swerski here --- he does post every noe again on another board

[The Moz 71]

as for mybest posts have to be the farting consultant giving a meeting for the staff. Where she broke into a louf fart in the start of here Human relations session.

 

and my post on the Black guy I bet with and won yet he came to me and said I lost. I refused to pay him and thus got my ass kicked in a train station -- the ass kicked hurt but paying money I didn't owe and being his ###### would of hurt a lot more.

[Headslap75 0]

I got hooked on something like a 50 page camping thread about some guys wife getting nailed in the public restroom

[kutulu 1,709]

I got hooked on something like a 50 page camping thread about some guys wife getting nailed in the public restroom

 

I think that might have been over on fbg

[Headslap75 0]

I think that might have been over on fbg

Yeah you're probably right I think somebody linked it for me over here.....some crazy stuff if I recall....also I think I'm getting the alzheimers can't remember much anymore

[gocolts 300]

This

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUFCMS_910

[SUXBNME 1,596]

This

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUFCMS_910

I can't believe they deletored that thread. Damn fumbleweed

[gocolts 300]

I can't believe they deletored that thread. Damn fumbleweed

WTF

 

Why does fumbleweed hate Cats???

[SUXBNME 1,596]

WTF

 

Why does fumbleweed hate Cats???

He just hates me

[RLLD 4,275]

BUMP

[wiffleball 4,797]

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, Philly's "Retard Spewing Crotch" comment regarding Sarah Palin has long been one of my personal faves.

 

My own personally-authored fave had to do with "Spelunking the Nethers" of a certain female poster who no longer resides here...

 

[Frank M 181]

Mensa tthreatening to grind MDC's face into the sidewalk until bone showed, then trying to aak me out on a date.

[Franknbeans 46]

whichever one featuring Gutterboy riding a cat

[BunnysBastatrds 2,609]

Kutulus one referencing the boy who died and his funeral day being compared to a monster truck rally commercial where he made the day bigger each time he wrote it like they say it.

[jerryskids 7,092]

I still maintain that the nafxaj Best Buy thread was the single greatest thread I've ever seen.

 

Plus, I don't fret much over aliases but I've always wondered who kozmiq is.

[Chronic Husker 86]

I still maintain that the nafxaj Best Buy thread was the single greatest thread I've ever seen.

 

Plus, I don't fret much over aliases but I've always wondered who kozmiq is.

nafxaj was high quality but the 2 cows thread was prolly my fave.

 

An unmentioned one was shovel videoing him focking wimmens.

 

Tommy Maddox was good but my fave from the mange board was The Bears Arn't Good by ninerjake.

 

OMN's choking on pizza thread

 

Ju-day and the air conditioner

 

Curly jihad, fish forum jihad

 

Earnhardt petition

 

All the old school discount threads

[cbfalcon 827]

When that kid lost his head on a roller coaster, i was as happy as I've ever been here

[Chronic Husker 86]

When that kid lost his head on a roller coaster, i was as happy as I've ever been here

It's gonna take a whole pallet of Oxy to remove that blackhead.

[OldMaid 2,135]

All the good stuff happened before my time.

 

Funniest thing to happen since I've been here is Nikki vs the entire board. Newbie's revival of GTG had potential... so worth mentioning.

The there was the GOTY contest where SUX was winning until I changed my vote last second to Bunny.

 

Yeah... this place sucks.

[RLLD 4,275]

 

Earnhardt petition

 

 

 

Oh man, the things we laced within that thing are legenday

[dain11279 980]

The fish forum jihad and the Earnhardt petition we're my favorite threads I've ever read

 

The best post ever was the first response in this thread:

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=314070&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1

 

It was such a great burn that Mike locked the thread

[jerryskids 7,092]

The fish forum jihad and the Earnhardt petition we're my favorite threads I've ever read

 

The best post ever was the first response in this thread:

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=314070&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1

 

It was such a great burn that Mike locked the thread

 

That dood was a huge doosh.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

When that kid lost his head on a roller coaster, i was as happy as I've ever been here

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=315770&hl=%2Broller+%2Bcoaster

[Chronic Husker 86]

Kilroy and his mockingbird

 

When jets24 let the retarded kid drive the golf cart

 

:D

[Artista 460]

Lemon party was weird, and gross, but gathered a lot of attention as did gurgle gurgle something or another Terri Shiavo..

[Artista 460]

Also... any Mrs. Voltaire posts were hilarious! Was the gutterboy's doing? PB's daily good morning fock off seriously rants.

[Chronic Husker 86]

Also... any Mrs. Voltaire posts were hilarious! Was the gutterboy's doing?

Voltaire fall down stairs bang head. He not wake up.

 

Of course, the Fathers Day thread.

 

[kutulu 1,709]

Kutulus one referencing the boy who died and his funeral day being compared to a monster truck rally commercial where he made the day bigger each time he wrote it like they say it.

not really one to toot my own horn but I remember giggling to myself when I previewed that one.

[kutulu 1,709]

Kutulus one referencing the boy who died and his funeral day being compared to a monster truck rally commercial where he made the day bigger each time he wrote it like they say it.

not really one to toot my own horn but I remember giggling to myself when I previewed that one. First I lectured everyone for making fun then posted Tuesday, Tuesday Tuesday or whatever day it was...think it was T or Th

[dain11279 980]

not really one to toot my own horn but I remember giggling to myself when I previewed that one. First I lectured everyone for making fun then posted Tuesday, Tuesday Tuesday or whatever day it was...think it was T or Th

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=338538&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1

 

Well done banana boy

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Blood ninja.

 

The thread where jets24 got suspended for making fun of GFIAFPs dead brother was fun.

[Chronic Husker 86]

Lemon party was weird, and gross, but gathered a lot of attention as did gurgle gurgle something or another Terri Shiavo..

Mike suspended me for 3 weeks when I posted on the mange bored that Terrell Owens was a go for the Super Bowl and hid the lemon party link in what appeared to be a Philadelphia Enquirer article. It had 200 views in under a minute. Guys were pissed.

 

 

Mike pulled the plug on Schiavo before she got 40 posts in.