Water in the gas tank... will it fock up an engine

[nikki2200 4]

 

I wonder if they have american flag capes at the kmart downstairs from my office. I need one.

[OldMaid 1,838]

I wonder if they have american flag capes at the kmart downstairs from my office. I need one.

You know what goes well with American flag capes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An American flag thong!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:Ijustwetmyselflaughingtoohard:

[nikki2200 4]

I have zoolander quotes running through my head.

 

 

OK. I'm totally going to find a cape. If I can't find one, i'll borrow a flag from my neighbor's house. Then on goes the thong, will take pics, and send them to you. Yay or nay?

 

P.S. There's more to life than being really really ridiculously goodlooking.

[OldMaid 1,838]

I have zoolander quotes running through my head.

 

 

OK. I'm totally going to find a cape. If I can't find one, i'll borrow a flag from my neighbor's house. Then on goes the thong, will take pics, and send them to you. Yay or nay?

 

P.S. There's more to life than being really really ridiculously goodlooking.

Yay! Definitely, yay!

 

 

 

 

Although... shouldn't someone else be technically wearing them?

[nikki2200 4]

Yay! Definitely, yay!

 

 

 

 

Although... shouldn't someone else be technically wearing them?

 

Didn't say the pics would be of me. Think I can pull it off?

[OldMaid 1,838]

Didn't say the pics would be of me. Think I can pull it off?

 

:youcandoitGO!:

[nikki2200 4]

:youcandoitGO!:

 

OK but you better water down that b1tch's gas tank. That's a lot easier than what I am going to attempt

[My name is String Bean 0]

Th-th-th-thhh-is one time, I caught my friend cheating at tiddlywinks and got all hot and bothered at him. O(ne night I went over to his house with a log that i fished out of the toilet after a morning const-st-st-stitutional. I smeared the dookie all over his windshield like I was frosted a cake. He ch-ch-ch-chased me down a block away and put me in a headlock and punched me in the top of the head unmercifully for hours. And I didn't wear gloves.

[OldMaid 1,838]

Th-th-th-thhh-is one time, I caught my friend cheating at tiddlywinks and got all hot and bothered at him. O(ne night I went over to his house with a log that i fished out of the toilet after a morning const-st-st-stitutional. I smeared the dookie all over his windshield like I was frosted a cake. He ch-ch-ch-chased me down a block away and put me in a headlock and punched me in the top of the head unmercifully for hours. And I didn't wear gloves.

Peanut Joe?

[OldMaid 1,838]

Time for round two and then I'm going to bed. I'll report back tomorrow...

 

 

 

:wishmeluck:

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Time for round two and then I'm going to bed. I'll report back tomorrow...

 

 

 

:wishmeluck:

 

 

Dunna nah....... dun a nahhhhhhhhhh............dunahhhhhhh~

[nikki2200 4]

Time for round two and then I'm going to bed. I'll report back tomorrow...

 

 

 

:wishmeluck:

 

 

You can do it girl. GO FOR IT. Get that tequila bottle and fill it up with water.

[Mungwater 588]

Man, Nikki and oldmaid are fukking retarded..

 

That's all I have to say

[Phurfur 70]

Man, Nikki and oldmaid are fukking retarded..

 

That's all I have to say

 

I think they are wearing their ovaries on the outside.

[IGotWorms 3,302]

Man, Nikki and oldmaid are fukking retarded..

 

That's all I have to say

 

Agreed. This thread makes me

[gocolts 300]

Time for round two and then I'm going to bed. I'll report back tomorrow...

 

 

 

:wishmeluck:

Little late with the update.......

[DAVID RUFFIN 1]

Ok, long story short...

 

My next door neighbor's girlfriend keeps parking in front of my driveway all night. I have had her towed twice and it will stop for a week, but then she starts doing it AGAIN! I want to know if by putting water in her gas tank will it cause her to break down on her way home or will it cause her to not be able to start her car and be stuck blocking my drive?

 

Also, how much water do I need and how hard would it be to prove I put it in there?

 

 

 

TIA

 

 

 

I have an idea, put water in your own gas tank and see what happens.

[OldMaid 1,838]

I have an idea, put water in your own gas tank and see what happens.

Actually, I figured out a way to solve the problem without having to put water in anybody's gas tank...

 

 

I waited for a weekend I knew she would be spending the night, then I called and ordered a stripper to go over to his house. Needless to say, they broke up the next day and she hasn't been back since!

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Actually, I figured out a way to solve the problem without having to put water in anybody's gas tank...

 

 

I waited for a weekend I knew she would be spending the night, then I called and ordered a stripper to go over to his house. Needless to say, they broke up the next day and she hasn't been back since!

 

 

That must have been one fugly stripper.

[OldMaid 1,838]

That must have been one fugly stripper.

I didn't see what she looked like... but I only spent $120. Is that bad?