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Dear Abby: I saw my wife in a porn.

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Think about pre-1995. You had to walk into a creepy porn shop or try and catch a late movie on skinamax. Now you misstpye a word in google and you get porn. it just doesnt seem right.

 

No, it seems like progress.

 

Pre-1995 we also had to go to a Library to find out simple facts from history like how many home runs Willie Mays hit in 1960. And if you ever wanted to see an old episode of Hill Street Blues, you just had to hope it came on channel 21 some day in the future, and you'd better be standing by with a tape ready to record on.

 

Easy access to porn is just the best benefit of our advancement as a society.

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I can watch porn on my phone...

 

What more could you want in life?

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This is the right answer, they're always the messed up ones.

 

When I was younger, there was this mormon kid who lived in our barracks. Swore he didn't look at porn, and would get all awkward and leave the room if we talked about girls at all.

 

Down the road his roomate found some weird sh!t on his computer, like horse porn, or something.

 

So there you have it, Naomi. Your father and brothers watch horse porn.

 

Just remember that the next time you're sitting across the dinner table from them.

 

 

If someone's weird about it or 'doth protest too much', then I'd suspect it's a guilty conscience hangup. The aforementioned guys I'm talking about aren't like that about it. The only reason why these pieces of what I've heard them say stick with me is because the thought that "all guys" are actively into it gets thrown out so much by those who are.

 

Jerry, no. I assume they've checked it out because knowing their personalities, I don't see how curiosity wouldn't have managed to get the best of them.

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Jerry, no. I assume they've checked it out because knowing their personalities, I don't see how curiosity wouldn't have managed to get the best of them.

 

So what makes you think that they don't enjoy it? You are lumping them into your group of guys because, in your model of them, it is not something that they would have done other than a passing curiosity. It is nice that you have a good opinion of your brothers, I suppose. :cheers:

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So what makes you think that they don't enjoy it? You are lumping them into your group of guys because, in your model of them, it is not something that they would have done other than a passing curiosity. It is nice that you have a good opinion of your brothers, I suppose. :cheers:

 

I didn't say they wouldn't enjoy it. I assume they would in the moment, if they were checking it out. I do know their thoughts about it being something all guys do and should embrace because it's part of being a guy. That's what they've expressed difference with. Since they personally think it's wrong, it's a justification they wouldn't use toward themselves.

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As far as me having proof for differing with what I quoted gocolts on...yeah I can't prove that. I can't prove that every guy in the world doesn't watch porn. I can't prove any one guy doesn't watch it.

 

It's just compelling to me as a counter to that thought being thrown out so often, that I know a few guys who don't have a suspiciously negative preoccupation with it, just pretty down to earth people, who react to that line as bs, and don't like being spoken for with it.

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Children having easy access to porn, I agree, not a good thing.

 

I know someone that is (or at least acts like) proud that his 10 year old son "finds" his pron collection all the time and he "tells" him to stay away but the kid still watches. :sadbanna:

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I know someone that is (or at least acts like) proud that his 10 year old son "finds" his pron collection all the time and he "tells" him to stay away but the kid still watches. :sadbanna:

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I know someone that is (or at least acts like) proud that his 10 year old son "finds" his pron collection all the time and he "tells" him to stay away but the kid still watches. :sadbanna:

 

My brother caught his eight year old looking at his magazines. My wife banned my kids from sleeping over after that.

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Husband: "How about a little action in the old back door"

Wife: "Dear, you know that I have no interest in trying that, I don't think I'd like it"

Husband: "Sure you do, check this video out"!

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"You know, I just love the feel of riding in a convertible on a warm summer day. It makes me feel so ali-- (THUMP!)"

 

- JFK

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"You know, I just love the feel of riding in a convertible on a warm summer day. It makes me feel so ali-- (THUMP!)"

 

- JFK

You do know this is the saw my wife in a pron thread? :unsure:

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On 9/15/2011 at 9:16 AM, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

Well, I think that problem was that she was with another dude. Unless you are kuntulu, I don't think you want to be watching some dude railing your wife. :dunno:

Hey man that's not cool

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's spelled "kutulu"

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2 hours ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

jeez wtf, come into a thread about porn and not 1 damn pic

We never did learn what the wife looked like. The video was from 13 years ago and the post is another eight years old. We'll need you to browse 21 year old pron to find it. Ask joneo to help, he comes across as a guy with a library of every pron video in existence.

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