I asked a retired nfl star's sister out today and she said yes.

[Chronic Husker 85]

This should be good..

[Little Rusty 17]

ball size ?

[nikki2200 4]

Attention wh0re.

 

LOOK AT ME

[drobeski 3,061]

Quick someone google retired NFL stars with tranvestite brothers

[Chronic Husker 85]

Also, she's black.

[IGotWorms 3,300]

How many dates do you typically take a woman on before you throw her down the stairs?

 

I'm thinking anything before the third date would be presumptuous.

[ADD1CT36 1]

dont wear pants with a giant hole in the crotch.

[Chronic Husker 85]

dont wear pants with a giant hole in the crotch.

[nikki2200 4]

Why would you start a thread to talk about some girl you asked out on a date to get approval from a bunch of men online?

 

What an attention who0re! Worthless no good slutt.

[shotsup 830]

Classic responses

[Thornton Melon 542]

Isn't OJ's sister like 60?

[kutulu 1,541]

How did she suffer the brain damage?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

How did she suffer the brain damage?

 

Her brother got hit so hard, it knocked his sister stupid.

[MedStudent 56]

Also, she's black.

 

It must have been those Rihanna pictures. They had the same effect on me. Ever since I have seen those ass shots, I have been dreaming of tapping a chocolate butt. This morning I reached for the maple syrup and got instant wood when I saw aunt jemimah looking at me. Jungle fever

[Bert 1,087]

Try not to rape this one.

[cyclone24 1,796]

An ex nfl player whose sister is black?? What are the odds?

 

 

Im guessing they all now live with their grandmother in one house. So thatll be fun to pick her up at.

[Mookz 1,287]

Sounds like a no-win situation.

[DanXIII 8]

How did she suffer the brain damage?

 

a retired nfl star's sister

[KSB2424 3,082]

A retired NFL star. You live in Denver right? My first thought was Tim Tebow but he's not retired. So I'm gonna guess Shannon Sharpe. Good God I hope she doesn't have his jaw line.

[420allstars 13]

no player name? or even a hint?

[MedStudent 56]

Rod Smith?

[Cruzer 1,992]

Also, she's black.

Rhianna?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

This thread makes you almost famous, or extremely pathetic. I know witch way I'm leaning.

[Mookz 1,287]

Desperate last-ditch attempt to get Super Bowl tickets.

[nzoner 936]

A retired NFL star. You live in Denver right? My first thought was Tim Tebow but he's not retired. So I'm gonna guess Shannon Sharpe. Good God I hope she doesn't have his jaw line.

 

Or his constant running at the mouth,here suck on this biotch and STFU!

[jets24 6]

Ask her about her brother Tommy Maddox and his 5,000 yards passing that year.

[Mungwater 588]

I almost imagined husker looked like randy from my name is earl

[DanXIII 8]

Ask her about her brother Tommy Maddox and his 5,000 yards passing that year.

 

I lol'd. But she's black according to CH.

[SUXBNME 1,321]

Why would you start a thread to talk about some girl you asked out on a date to get approval from a bunch of men online?

 

What an attention who0re! Worthless no good slutt.

I don't think he's biting. Quick...throw a few more out there

[nospk 230]

Wilma "the refrigerator" Perry?

 

(her nickname refers to how much she generally eats at one meal.)

[patweisers44 697]

Be careful, i think at one time at least one NFL player trolled these boards.

[td parker 1]

Jersey number?

[cyclone24 1,796]

This thread is an extraordinary fail with no updates.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

How many dates do you typically take a woman on before you throw her down the stairs?

 

I'm thinking anything before the third date would be presumptuous.

What Nebraska fan wouldn't want to try pulling a Lawrence Phillips?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

This thread is an extraordinary fail with no updates.

He stood him up.

[jets24 6]

Be careful, i think at one time at least one NFL player trolled these boards.

 

That was some pure gold there. That was a long thread.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

That was some pure gold there. That was a long thread.

Where is Captain Ron when you need him?

[Gepetto 977]

What Nebraska fan wouldn't want to try pulling a Lawrence Phillips?

 

I went out with a girl when we were in college at the Univerisity of Nebraska. She said Lawrence Phillips asked her out and she turned him down. And I sat next to Lawrence Phillips in English class. He never did anything to her or me. See, you just don't taunt these types, and they leave you alone.

[Headslap75 0]

Be careful, i think at one time at least one NFL player trolled these boards.

Jim "shark" Finn ?

[Giants Fan 85]

I got you all beat.

 

Jerry Seinfeld hit on my sister and she didn't go out with him, "He wasn't even funny." she said. So ... that's what she said.