hoytdwow 202 Posted January 27, 2012 How did you find out about whacking off (or frigging the nub for the "women" on this bored)? Did you figure it out for yourself? Did someone tell you about it? Or.....show you... Did you read about it, see it in a movie? Ah to be 13 again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted January 27, 2012 First time I did it successfully I thought I had the clap or something. Swore I'd never do it again. That worked. For like a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 27, 2012 At first, I remember looking at dirty mags, feeling warm, and getting hard. That eventually led to some rubbing and such. My mom also had this huge hand held vibrator she supposedly used for her neck. (yeah, ok.) Anyway, this thing was like a palm sander without the sandpaper. I was in the bathroom with a Oui magazine one day and saw that vibrator on the shelf. I vibrated the hell outta my peemus til orgasm. The orgasms were dry at first, until the first wet dream. Things have been gooey ever since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted January 27, 2012 At first, I remember looking at dirty mags, feeling warm, and getting hard. That eventually led to some rubbing and such. My mom also had this huge hand held vibrator she supposedly used for her neck. (yeah, ok.) Anyway, this thing was like a palm sander without the sandpaper. I was in the bathroom with a Oui magazine one day and saw that vibrator on the shelf. I vibrated the hell outta my peemus til orgasm. The orgasms were dry at first, until the first wet dream. Things have been gooey ever since. dude... you jacked off with your moms vibrator... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 27, 2012 dude... you jacked off with your moms vibrator... More than once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted January 27, 2012 I too had encounters with a "muscle massager" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted January 27, 2012 I never did it until I was much much older. Probably in college and had already been sexually active for a few years. So I'm not sure how I found out about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted January 27, 2012 I don't recall exactly how I got started, but it was well before 13. Might've been 10 or 11. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted January 27, 2012 How did you find out about whacking off (or frigging the nub for the "women" on this bored)? Did you figure it out for yourself? Did someone tell you about it? Or.....show you... Did you read about it, see it in a movie? Ah to be 13 again Your mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted January 27, 2012 I never did it until I was much much older. Probably in college and had already been sexually active for a few years. So I'm not sure how I found out about it. I was also "late to the party" as well, I had sex at 18 and started masturbating at 19. My wife and friends look at me strange when I tell them that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted January 27, 2012 My wife and friends look at me strange when I tell them that. Probably has more to do with the fact that you are telling your friends that rather than how late to the party you were Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted January 27, 2012 I was also "late to the party" as well, I had sex at 18 and started masturbating at 19. My wife and friends look at me strange when I tell them that. You didn't wank it 'til you were 19???? That is fockin' weird dude. Really weird. Was your family hella religious growing up or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted January 27, 2012 You didn't wank it 'til you were 19???? That is fockin' weird dude. Really weird. Was your family hella religious growing up or something? Not at all, I was just into a lot of sports as a child and wasn't bored enough to experiment. After high school, I slowed down playing sports and began smoking weed, which gave me more free time on my hands :giggity: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted January 27, 2012 Not at all, I was just into a lot of sports as a child and wasn't bored enough to experiment. After high school, I slowed down playing sports and began smoking weed, which gave me more free time on my hands :giggity: No offense, but that isn't really an explanation. It's not like most of us spent every moment of our teenage years whacking our puds. Sure that took up a lot of time but there was still opportunity for extracurriculars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 27, 2012 No offense, but that isn't really an explanation. It's not like most of us spent every moment of our teenage years whacking our puds. Sure that took up a lot of time but there was still opportunity for extracurriculars. He probably has no arms and did not figure out how to pleasure himself until college. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 61 Posted January 27, 2012 I never did it until I was much much older. Probably in college and had already been sexually active for a few years. So I'm not sure how I found out about it. Slipped and fell on a d1ldo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted January 28, 2012 He probably has no arms and did not figure out how to pleasure himself until college. This explanation makes a lot more sense. Sorry you don't have any arms Bishop82. It must be tough going through life like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 28, 2012 Slipped and fell on a d1ldo fire hydrant? Fixxed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted January 28, 2012 When I was eleven my mom and dad brought me and a couple of my friends to a Mardi Gras parade with their party friends and kids. Lots of drinking and good food. At some point I had to take a piss and this kid Mike who was fifteen said he had to go too. So we walk to this mall and find a bathroom. I'm pissing in the urinal and he's in one of the stalls and blurts out. "Dude, your mom is hot. Ever seen her naked? What do her nipples look like? They're poking out of her blouse today. I bet they are huge!" I diddn't know what to fawking say as I'm hearing this strange noise. "Frap Frap Frap Frap Frap" So I blurt out "I saw her naked once. They're bigger than a thumb I guess." The "Frapping" stopped instantly as I finished that sentence. So me not knowing what he was doing, I finish pissing and wait for him outside the bathroom, somewhat annoyed. As we we're walking back, he says, "You know I'm not a fawg or anything like that?" Me "What were you doing in there?" Mike "You don't know about it?" Me "What the fawk are you talking about?" So he spells it out for me on the walk back and the light bulb clicks on. Big Time! My dad used to get Playboys when I was a kid and I always looked at them and wondered why my........anyway....you know. The rest is history. I told all of my friends, who coincidentally showed up at my house on the day the new Playboy arrived in the mail every month. Fast forward eleven years and I'm living in Lafafyette, LA waiting to start school there. I was living in a house I rented from this old lady that was deaf. You could come and go at all hours of the night, play your music as loud as you wanted, and basically do whatever you wanted to. The guy that lived below me was one of those poet/writer wannabes and listened to The Doors all night and read poetry. One night the fawker was blarring "The End" over and over while I was trying to settle down and I hear him screaming the words of the song and then hear a single shot "POP" as I was jerking it to a VHS tape of Marilyn Chambers. A few hours later I get a knock on my door and i'ts Mike who is now a Lafayette PD cop. I hadn't seen him in years and was like "Why are you knocking on my door in the middle of the night and thanks for the tip BTW?" The poet below me blew his brains out because of some chick that screwed his brother and left him. As his partner was questioning me about what happend, all I could do was smile as he asked me if I heard a shot and what I was doing when I heard it. I wanted to say " I was jerking off like your partner taught me many years ago and fired a shot of my own." Mike had that look on his face the whole time that they were there investigating like "Are you fawking kidding me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted January 28, 2012 Fixxed. That would make it a douche, dummy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 28, 2012 That would make it a douche, dummy. Winnah A giant one at that... If it fits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted January 28, 2012 When I was eleven my mom and dad brought me and a couple of my friends to a Mardi Gras parade with their party friends and kids. Lots of drinking and good food. At some point I had to take a piss and this kid Mike who was fifteen said he had to go too. So we walk to this mall and find a bathroom. I'm pissing in the urinal and he's in one of the stalls and blurts out. "Dude, your mom is hot. Ever seen her naked? What do her nipples look like? They're poking out of her blouse today. I bet they are huge!" I diddn't know what to fawking say as I'm hearing this strange noise. "Frap Frap Frap Frap Frap" So I blurt out "I saw her naked once. They're bigger than a thumb I guess." The "Frapping" stopped instantly as I finished that sentence. So me not knowing what he was doing, I finish pissing and wait for him outside the bathroom, somewhat annoyed. As we we're walking back, he says, "You know I'm not a fawg or anything like that?" Me "What were you doing in there?" Mike "You don't know about it?" Me "What the fawk are you talking about?" So he spells it out for me on the walk back and the light bulb clicks on. Big Time! My dad used to get Playboys when I was a kid and I always looked at them and wondered why my........anyway....you know. The rest is history. I told all of my friends, who coincidentally showed up at my house on the day the new Playboy arrived in the mail every month. Fast forward eleven years and I'm living in Lafafyette, LA waiting to start school there. I was living in a house I rented from this old lady that was deaf. You could come and go at all hours of the night, play your music as loud as you wanted, and basically do whatever you wanted to. The guy that lived below me was one of those poet/writer wannabes and listened to The Doors all night and read poetry. One night the fawker was blarring "The End" over and over while I was trying to settle down and I hear him screaming the words of the song and then hear a single shot "POP" as I was jerking it to a VHS tape of Marilyn Chambers. A few hours later I get a knock on my door and i'ts Mike who is now a Lafayette PD cop. I hadn't seen him in years and was like "Why are you knocking on my door in the middle of the night and thanks for the tip BTW?" The poet below me blew his brains out because of some chick that screwed his brother and left him. As his partner was questioning me about what happend, all I could do was smile as he asked me if I heard a shot and what I was doing when I heard it. I wanted to say " I was jerking off like your partner taught me many years ago and fired a shot of my own." Mike had that look on his face the whole time that they were there investigating like "Are you fawking kidding me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted January 28, 2012 can we merge this with the dna thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted January 29, 2012 My friend demoed it for me one afternoon at his house. There we were playing Kings Quest and all the sudden he's got his wang out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted January 29, 2012 My friend demoed it for me one afternoon at his house. There we were playing Kings Quest and all the sudden he's got his wang out. Sorry to hear that 'mo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted January 30, 2012 My friend demoed it for me one afternoon at his house. There we were playing Kings Quest and all the sudden he's got his wang out. "You look east and see a large castle with guards out front. You look north and see your friends pen!s standing at attention. What would you like to do"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted January 30, 2012 "You look east and see a large castle with guards out front. You look north and see your friends pen!s standing at attention. What would you like to do"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted January 30, 2012 "You look east and see a large castle with guards out front. You look north and see your friends pen!s standing at attention. What would you like to do"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headslap75 0 Posted January 30, 2012 My friend demoed it for me one afternoon at his house. There we were playing Kings Quest and all the sudden he's got his wang out. I had no idea you and Newbie went that far back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted January 30, 2012 is for f@gs that like to touch d1ck. don't be a f@g, get someone else to do it for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted January 30, 2012 is for f@gs that like to touch d1ck. don't be a f@g, get someone else to do it for you. Says the man who posted Steel Magnolias in the other thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,556 Posted January 30, 2012 Says the man who posted Steel Magnolias in the other thread. I also posted Oscar and nothing else. Get off my jock already. sarcasm, try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted January 30, 2012 I also posted Oscar and nothing else. Get off my jock already. sarcasm, try it. Says the man standing knee high deep in a puddle of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,324 Posted January 30, 2012 Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And I smell like sh1t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
