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I being a white guy and have shared sodas & pop tarts with some of Americas "Elite" Rednecks, want to gather some of what YOU all think are some total red neck names.

 

I'll start....

 

Rusty :lol:

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ksb2424

titans&shiot

reclinerpilot

bert

jocstrap

cruzer

 

 

WTF? just b/c I live in Alabama, graduated with a 2.25 from Mississippi State, and have a chipped front tooth - - - doesn't make me a redneck. Or is it my Oklahoma accent from my 1st 20 years from the Sooner State? I call it Southern Hick :bandana:

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My cousins names in Oklahoma are Spook(born on halloween), Clarence, and Buckley. Their parents names were Betty Jo and Uncle Buck.

 

Sand Spings Oklahoma baby! Better than Bixby, Sapulpa, Muskogee, and Okmulgee :headbanger:

 

gosh damn did we have great 4th of July gatherings!

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My cousins names in Oklahoma are Spook(born on halloween), Clarence, and Buckley. Their parents names were Betty Jo and Uncle Buck.

 

Sand Spings Oklahoma baby! Better than Bixby, Sapulpa, Muskogee, and Okmulgee :headbanger:

 

gosh damn did we have great 4th of July gatherings!

 

that's awesome ! :headbanger:

 

 

I just heard Bear Grylls the other night on Jimmy Kimmel Show,....he named 2 of his kids,........Marmaduke & Huckleberry :doublethumbsup:

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My cousins names in Oklahoma are Spook(born on halloween), Clarence, and Buckley. Their parents names were Betty Jo and Uncle Buck.

 

Sand Spings Oklahoma baby! Better than Bixby, Sapulpa, Muskogee, and Okmulgee :headbanger:

 

gosh damn did we have great 4th of July gatherings!

Imagine this scenario....dude grows up and marries Peenie, has a boy child (that takes after his momma in looks) and decides to call him Spook Jr. The look on the Kindergarten teachers face when she takes roll call on the first day. Robert....Sandra....Spook :shocking:

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My cousins names in Oklahoma are Spook(born on halloween), Clarence, and Buckley. Their parents names were Betty Jo and Uncle Buck.

 

He calls his dad Uncle Buck? You are a redneck. :banana:

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These were the biggest rednecks in my high school growing up:

 

Keith

Bo

Billy

Dale

Jerry

Earl

Ricky

Harley

Wayne

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I always thought the ones with multiple first names were the biggest red necks.

 

Examples:

- Billy Joe Bob

- Ricky Bobby

- Jimmy Ray Jr.

- Lenny Fred

 

For wimmens

- Amber

- Dolly

- Lanny

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Know of some necks who couldn't think of a name for their son. Named him Junior for a first name.

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Cleetus

 

Waylon

 

Wyatt

 

John-boy

 

Anna-Sue

 

Darla

 

Connie

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All great names guys thanks ! :thumbsup:

 

I'm throwing 3 more out there that are borderline,...but very common....

 

ED

BILL

MIKE

 

any one of these guys are your best friend or your next door neighbor :D

 

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Know of some necks who couldn't think of a name for their son. Named him Junior for a first name.

 

"Junior... we call him Junior."

 

"That Buford, he's a sly one, already knows his ABCs. Hit the deck boy!"

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Know of some necks who couldn't think of a name for their son. Named him Junior for a first name.

 

I was just coming here to post that one of my wife's friends husbands name on his birth certificate is Junior.

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I was just coming here to post that one of my wife's friends husbands name on his birth certificate is Junior.

 

With this pertinent information,....i hereby declare that the name JUNIOR be thrust into the TOP 10 Male REDNECK NAMES of all time :thumbsup:

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I know Shelby was popular for a few years down here in Dixie. Naming your kid after cars was kewl.

 

I know a few black folks that named their sons Hamilton.

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Know of some necks who couldn't think of a name for their son. Named him Junior for a first name.

 

How dumb do you have to be to not be able to come up with one name on earth to name your kid? :shocking:

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