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So asking for a pearl neklace for Christmas would be out of the question?

I could ask... but I bet I would get the Cartier version.

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I could ask... but I bet I would get the Cartier version.

 

 

That sounds painful. He must have a really big uretha.

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We don't. I'm not a big 'pron' guy in the first place. Despite my sweater vest collection I love me some wimmins, and while I enjoy the occaisional pron and nudity I simply don't seek it out all that much. Pron is like a nice cigar, its good every once in a while in small amounts to get the juices flowing but thats about it. Some of you dudes are chain smokers which is bad for you.

 

She's never really brought it up either. The wife isn't shy at all (sexually) and loved reading those 50 Shades of Grey books and tells dirty jokes etc, but isn't into pron either.

 

:dunno:

 

Women don't tend to be as turned on by visual depictions of sex. They're more into the mental/emotional aspect, why is why they love 50 Shades of Grey, etc.

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Women don't tend to be as turned on by visual depictions of sex. They're more into the mental/emotional aspect, why is why they love 50 Shades of Grey, etc.

 

How about she reads erotic stories and you watch porn? After 15 minutes or so, she is giving up the rosebud. :banana:

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How about she reads erotic stories and you watch porn? After 15 minutes or so, she is giving up the rosebud. :banana:

 

I like this idea. Maybe they could invent some Nook/iPad hybrid that could display 50 Shades of Grey and hardcore ATM porn side by side. :thumbsup:

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I like this idea. Maybe they could invent some Nook/iPad hybrid that could display 50 Shades of Grey and hardcore ATM porn side by side. :thumbsup:

You cheap fock. She has an iPad showing her pron stories (there are apps out there).

 

You have your TV showing pron or you can have your own iPad. Why split a screen when a tablet is not that expensive?

 

After about 15 minutes, have her turn on her side to read. You start rubbing her butt and thighs a little. Get out some lube and work in a finger into the starfish. After about 10 minutes, she is begging you to take her anal cherry. :o

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You cheap fock. She has an iPad showing her pron stories (there are apps out there).

 

You have your TV showing pron or you can have your own iPad. Why split a screen when a tablet is not that expensive?

 

After about 15 minutes, have her turn on her side to read. You start rubbing her butt and thighs a little. Get out some lube and work in a finger into the starfish. After about 10 minutes, she is begging you to take her anal cherry. :o

 

Not cheap, just thought it'd be nice if you could share the experience more by viewing your respective content together on the same device. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. :wub:

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Women don't tend to be as turned on by visual depictions of sex. They're more into the mental/emotional aspect, why is why they love 50 Shades of Grey, etc.

Learn that in lawyer school, did ya?

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Learn that in lawyer school, did ya?

 

I mostly learned that at the school for talking out if your ass. And I was a psych major in undergrad, which is pretty much the same thing.

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The reason I ask is that last night was the first time we watched it together. We've talked about it for months. :thumbsup:

 

So you finally showed chicken lady the film of the horse focking you in the ass and perforating your colon. Is she going to help push the horse next time?

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I did back in the day with a long ago Gf. It really got her going. Shred at, why aren't you watching (I was watching her play with her poosay instead). I explained that, to me, she kind of negated the point.

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What kind of a phag are you dating?

The kind that is the exact polar opposite of myself. His idea of being adventurous is: leaving the lights on during sex.

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Ghey porn would probably go over better.

and if this is the case perhaps he does know Newbie.....Just saying :dunno:

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To answer the OP: no. I mean, we've watched a few of those HBO shows about the bunny ranch and such, but not real hardcore porn. I think that would be weird, to watch it with my wife.

She's actually pretty fun to watch pron with. :thumbsup:

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She's actually pretty fun to watch pron with. :thumbsup:

 

But does she enthusiastically reenact even the dirtiest scenes, like your wife? I'm talking ATM, DP, double anal...the whole gamut. :wub:

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But does she enthusiastically reenact even the dirtiest scenes, like your wife? I'm talking ATM, DP, double anal...the whole gamut. :wub:

Of course. I said she was fun, didn't I? I'll shoot some video for you next time. Once you see how much fun she has the weirdness should diminish considerably. :cheers:

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Of course. I said she was fun, didn't I? I'll shoot some video for you next time. Once you see how much fun she has the weirdness should diminish considerably. :cheers:

 

How thoughtful of you. I'd offer to exchange videos with you, but if you want to see the filthy sh!t I've done with your wife you can just go to www.filthyshamelesswhores.com. No need for me to burn a DVD. :thumbsup:

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How thoughtful of you. I'd offer to exchange videos with you, but if you want to see the filthy sh!t I've done with your wife you can just go to www.filthyshamelesswhores.com. No need for me to burn a DVD. :thumbsup:

Yeah, I've seen that site before. I especially enjoyed your Mom's barnyard series. She's a real trooper. In the opening scene of the first movie, when she was straddling the fence post, bouncing up and down, yelling "any c0ck'l do!" "any c0ck'l do!", I didn't think she meant the horse. I have that one saved to my favorites. When you see her at Christmas, can you get me an autographed photo? TIA

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

Edit: Dammit! Just noticed Phillybear already used the horse bit. :wall:

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The kind that is the exact polar opposite of myself. His idea of being adventurous is: leaving the lights on during sex.

Having seen pics of you, that is pretty adventurous. ;)

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Having seen pics of you, that is pretty adventurous. ;)

Coming from you... that makes me chuckle. :rolleyes:

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Coming from you... that makes me chuckle. :rolleyes:

Say what you will, but you know I just won this thread :doublethumbsup:

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Hell yeah! :banana:

 

She likes some crazy sh!t.

Veronica Moser type of crazy sh!t, or just your run of the mill crazy sh!t? :unsure:

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Say what you will, but you know I just won this thread :doublethumbsup:

 

If by winning this thread you mean: pretending that you think I'm unattractive and fat... :rolleyes: Then, yes... you won this thread.

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The kind that is the exact polar opposite of myself. His idea of being adventurous is: leaving the lights on during sex.

 

 

Motion sickness sucks. Put a piece of tape on his ear.

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She's dating nikkis dad

 

Obviously "she" is even if "she" won't admit it.

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The kind that is the exact polar opposite of myself. His idea of being adventurous is: leaving the lights on during sex.

 

You really need me to set you in the right direction. Did I just say erection ?? No but I was thinking it :wub: he's a phag - you need a real man.

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You really need me to set you in the right direction. Did I just say erection ?? No but I was thinking it :wub: he's a phag - you need a real man.

Meh... real men are overrated.

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The kind that is the exact polar opposite of myself. His idea of being adventurous is: leaving the lights on during sex.

 

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Having seen pics of you, that is pretty adventurous. ;)

 

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Coming from you... that makes me chuckle. :rolleyes:

 

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Say what you will, but you know I just won this thread :doublethumbsup:

 

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If by winning this thread you mean: pretending that you think I'm unattractive and fat... :rolleyes: Then, yes... you won this thread.

 

These two are leading their goty bracket?

They make an rp - newbie dustup look like the Lincoln-Douglas debates

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These two are leading their goty bracket?

They make an rp - newbie dustup look like the Lincoln-Douglas debates

In my defense... Have you ever tried to argue with Sux? It's kinda like trying to use a butter knife for surgery.

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