Big black asses

[IGotWorms]

Is anybody here a fan of black chicks with big ol' asses?

 

Personally, I don't understand it. You see these black women that are supposed to be hot, and yeah they look pretty good around the face and nick racks and all that, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, is this fockin' huge-ass booty. The booty is so big it doesn't fit the rest of the body at all. They're maybe 140 pounds but they have the booty of a deuce, deuce-and-a-half. AND they'll wear heels and stuff to really accentuate how round and fat their ass is.

 

Take Kordell Stewart's wife for example:

Damn, she's hot, right?

But wait, look at that focking huge ass!

 

Now look, I'm not saying I like a flat ass. I like a little bit of curve. I'm just not into the huge-ass round bubble butts.

 

Granted we all have our "type", but usually I can understand what other dudes see in a type that I don't necessarily go for myself. For example, I'm not that into huge fake boobies (or huge real boobies, for that matter, because usually that means the chick is or will be super fat). But I can see how some guys appreciate huge racks. It isn't for me, but I get where they're coming from.

 

But huge black ghetto booties? No, I just can't understand it.

 

Thoughts?

[jerryskids]

From the title I thought this was another Obama thread.

 

But... I like curves. Maybe not quite as curvy as the black booty you are referring to, but I like that better than stick thin with no curves.

[Little Rusty]

From the title I thought this was another Obama thread.

 

[IGotWorms]

FML

[Strike]

Is anybody here a fan of black chicks with big ol' asses?

 

Personally, I don't understand it. You see these black women that are supposed to be hot, and yeah they look pretty good around the face and nick racks and all that, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, is this fockin' huge-ass booty. The booty is so big it doesn't fit the rest of the body at all. They're maybe 140 pounds but they have the booty of a deuce, deuce-and-a-half. AND they'll wear heels and stuff to really accentuate how round and fat their ass is.

 

Take Kordell Stewart's wife for example:

Damn, she's hot, right?

But wait, look at that focking huge ass!

 

Now look, I'm not saying I like a flat ass. I like a little bit of curve. I'm just not into the huge-ass round bubble butts.

 

Granted we all have our "type", but usually I can understand what other dudes see in a type that I don't necessarily go for myself. For example, I'm not that into huge fake boobies (or huge real boobies, for that matter, because usually that means the chick is or will be super fat). But I can see how some guys appreciate huge racks. It isn't for me, but I get where they're coming from.

 

But huge black ghetto booties? No, I just can't understand it.

 

Thoughts?

 

Wow. A racist, wannabe Attorney. How is this not surprising?

 

[OldMaid]

Wow. A racist, wannabe Attorney. How is this not surprising?

 

 

Nah, he wouldn't like your big, fat, white booty, either.

[gocolts]

Is anybody here a fan of black chicks with big ol' asses?

 

Yep. I love a big black booty. I really like the one you linked too.

[Strike]

Nah, he wouldn't like your big, fat, white booty, either.

 

So you're saying he's not ghey either? Wow, you're focking smart. Like Nikki Smart.

 

[OldMaid]

So you're saying he's not ghey either? Wow, you're focking smart. Like Nikki Smart.

 

Nope. I was saying you prolly have the white equivalent of Nicki Minaj's ass.

[Strike]

Nope. I was saying you prolly have the white equivalent of Nicki Minaj's ass.

 

WTF is a Nicki Minaj?

 

[WhiteWonder]

WTF is a Nicki Minaj?

 

 

don't act like you don't know who nicki minaj is at least as a passing reference. she may be awful but you've heard of her.

 

minaj ass

[Strike]

don't act like you don't know who nicki minaj is at least as a passing reference. she may be awful but you've heard of her.

 

minaj ass

 

No I haven't. It may say more about you than me that I have NEVER heard of Nicki Minaj. So, after having clicked on your link I ask again, WTF is a Nicki Minaj?

 

[WhiteWonder]

No I haven't. It may say more about you than me that I have NEVER heard of Nicki Minaj. So, after having clicked on your link I ask again, WTF is a Nicki Minaj?

 

 

she is a god awful entertainer but in today's world dominated by shitty hip hop and pop and reality music TV shows i find it hard to believe you have never heard her name or seen her name on a website, front page of yahoo, google and the like as a trending person at some point for her annoyingness alone.

 

i believe she also was part of the halftime show for last years superbowl with madonna.

[RLLD]

I like a nice fat ass, and African women have the best asses on the planet.

[Strike]

she is a god awful entertainer but in today's world dominated by shitty hip hop and pop and reality music TV shows i find it hard to believe you have never heard her name or seen her name on a website, front page of yahoo, google and the like as a trending person at some point for her annoyingness alone.

 

i believe she also was part of the halftime show for last years superbowl with madonna.

 

You can find it as hard to believe as you want but it's FACT. So , are you calling me a liar? Because some people on this board like me, some hate me, and some are Nikkunts, but I don't know that anyone has flat out called me a liar. And I don't think there's any evidence that I've ever lied. I mean, what would I have to gain lieing about knowing who the Fock a Nicki Minaj is? Right? So, are you really suggesting that I am lieing when I say I have no focking clue what a Nicki Minaj is?

[OldMaid]

You can find it as hard to believe as you want but it's FACT. So , are you calling me a liar? Because some people on this board like me, some hate me, and some are Nikkunts, but I don't know that anyone has flat out called me a liar. And I don't think there's any evidence that I've ever lied. I mean, what would I have to gain lieing about knowing who the Fock a Nicki Minaj is? Right? So, are you really suggesting that I am lieing when I say I have no focking clue what a Nicki Minaj is?

 

You've been 'ing pretty hard today, huh?

[Strike]

You've been 'ing pretty hard today, huh?

 

Nope. Have you? So just out of curiosity, do you really think it's proper to say you've made the playoffs when you didn't do sh*t and you just got some FF guys to tell you what to do?

[drobeski]

I like a nice fat ass, and African women have the best asses on the planet.

go to africa often ?

[OldMaid]

Nope. Have you? So just out of curiosity, do you really think it's proper to say you've made the playoffs when you didn't do sh*t and you just got some FF guys to tell you what to do?

Umm, yes. Do you really think that everyone who made the playoffs, never solicited anyone for any advice?

 

 

And for the record... I only asked for advice, a handful of times...

[Strike]

Umm, yes. Do you really think that everyone who made the playoffs, never solicited anyone for any advice?

 

 

And for the record... I only asked for advice, a handful of times...

 

:lol:

[OldMaid]

:lol:

 

[Strike]

 

Tell you what. Post a link to your "I made the playoffs" thread here, and then post a poll asking whether people think you just asked for help here or there, and let's see what the results show. I bet you don't even consider it.

[IGotWorms]

You can find it as hard to believe as you want but it's FACT. So , are you calling me a liar? Because some people on this board like me, some hate me, and some are Nikkunts, but I don't know that anyone has flat out called me a liar. And I don't think there's any evidence that I've ever lied. I mean, what would I have to gain lieing about knowing who the Fock a Nicki Minaj is? Right? So, are you really suggesting that I am lieing when I say I have no focking clue what a Nicki Minaj is?

 

Easy there buddy, try to calm down a little.

[Strike]

Easy there buddy, try to calm down a little.

 

Or what? You gonna sue me?

 

[IGotWorms]

Or what? You gonna sue me?

 

 

No, I just don't want you stroking out on us.

[Strike]

No, I just don't want you stroking out on us.

 

Really?

[BunnysBastatrds]

I am an ass man for sure. I like em nice and round but with not to much junk back there. However, if you get to a see a real curvy black booty in hoochie mamma shorts or a bathing suit, you'll notice they have a lot of what I call, "black cottage cheese". And that's just nasty.

[IGotWorms]

I like a nice fat ass, and African women have the best asses on the planet.

 

Back to the subject of this thread...

 

Help me try to understand. Do you like big women generally? Or is it that you like an otherwise slender woman with a big ol' ass?

 

And what about the large ass do you like? Squeezing it? Looking at it? Banging it? All of the above?

 

[Gandalfs Fireworks]

LOVE the @sses, deplore the attitudes. Actually, love the whole thick/semi-rollypolly bodies, hate the entire black female culture. Shame they can't all be sex slaves.

[MedStudent]

I tend to get wood, watching the bubble booty black Olympic sprinters. But when they are athletes you're not worried about seeing any of that cottage cheese that bunny mentioned.

[SUXBNME]

Nope. Have you? So just out of curiosity, do you really think it's proper to say you've made the playoffs when you didn't do sh*t and you just got some FF guys to tell you what to do?

So what you're saying is that you have never asked for advice on who to start, huh?

You don't read any of the stat projections ?

You just live in your little bubble all week long only to put your lineup in on Sunday morning without listening or reading anyone elses opinions?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me too

[Chronic Husker]

I like nice round ones.

 

 

They can be too big and disproportionate, though.

 

Also, I love how angry drunk Strike can roon any thread.

 

[MDC]

My wife was a sprinter in college and has the finest big ass I've ever seen on a white girl. Love dem big asses.

[Strike]

So what you're saying is that you have never asked for advice on who to start, huh?

You don't read any of the stat projections ?

You just live in your little bubble all week long only to put your lineup in on Sunday morning without listening or reading anyone elses opinions?

 

 

You are welcome to find a post where I have, here or FBG's or the Huddle. Go for it. Won't happen.

[IGotWorms]

My wife was a sprinter in college and has the finest big ass I've ever seen on a white girl. Love dem big asses.

 

Do you like black booty too? Or just white booty?

[IGotWorms]

I tend to get wood, watching the bubble booty black Olympic sprinters. But when they are athletes you're not worried about seeing any of that cottage cheese that bunny mentioned.

 

Some of them were pretty hot, like that super religious chick with the million dollar smile (can't recall her name ATM but you know who I'm talking about). But many of them had asses that were just too damn big, IMO, even without the cottage cheese concerns.

[SUXBNME]

You are welcome to find a post where I have, here or FBG's or the Huddle. Go for it. Won't happen.

You're so cool

[Strike]

You're so cool

 

Nope, but if it weren't for me you wouldn't even have accounts at some of those places.

 

[IGotWorms]

Nope, but if it weren't for me you wouldn't even have accounts at some of those places.

 

 

This thread is about big black booties, not huge drunken Asian asses.

[MDC]

Do you like black booty too? Or just white booty?

 

I like bigger round asses. Black, white, yellow whatever - I don't discriminate. An average build black woman will generally have a bigger, rounder ass and I live it. I'm into curvy but not fat though.

 

My wife is a 5'8 blonde and she's fit and not huge bewbed (36B) but she has great hips and a nice plump ass. Nobody I've ever met turns me on more. I honestly think about focking my own wife most of the time I spank it.

 

I'm a lucky guy.