Canadian Parliament discuss zombie apocalypse

[Secret Asian Man 26]

http://now.msn.com/canadian-parliament-discusses-zombies-in-viral-video

 

OK I couldn't watch the video so I'm guessing they are joking. But really, this is all they have to do up there?

 

 

Have a Canadian friend? Dump them. Oh, maybe you're Canadian? You are dead to us. For now. For, according to this recent discussion in Canada's House of Commons, when the zombie apocalypse goes down in the U.S., they are not going to welcome their desperate neighbors with open arms. Sure, the Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird might sling around some killer puns, but make no mistake, when the undead rise, Canada's going to lock down that border tight to keep the flesh-eating vermin out. The more you know.

[Secret Asian Man 26]

How can you tell the difference between a zombie and a French Canadian?

 

The Zombie smells better and has more personality.

[JackARoot 2]

You out of character