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Fock You - Week 5

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FU Cutler for your continual man crush on Alshon Jeffrey

FU Andy Dalton for being totally irrelevant, thus making AJ Green the same

FU Megatron for being out

FU Blount...protect the ball you tool

 

The highlighted is starting to be a weekly thing now .

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FU TRich. 6 rushes for 2 yards? Cleveland is laughing hard right now you worthless POS.

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FU to over half my team (so far) ...

 

Eli can't do a thing against a pathetic Eagles Def. Only needed you for one week, cake matchup, and you blow it again.

Wilson finally scores a TD, then goes out injured

Brandon Marshall, invisible so far.

Cook, not even the best TE on his own team anymore. 2 TDs in Week 1 kept me from realizing what a sorry POS he was and picking up someone like Cameron. F***head.

Bears DST - giving up two TDs to Pierre Thomas? Damn poosays.

 

Oh yeah - Bowe's on my bench, but still - zero yards at halftime? Some $56 million dollar man.

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For my weekly paint me a picture post - can someone watching the Indy game please paint me a picture of why T Rich only has 2 focking yards?

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GB vs. Detroit is 6-3 midway through the 3rd? Is it really 106-103 and the scoreboards rolled over? Two high power offenses my bunghole.

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FU James Jones for absolutely killing my chances of winning this week.

88 yards and a TD is enough to make you lose your matchup

 

Wow,.....OK, but no.

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Vick - Whazzamatta? You forget to put your herps cream on and your crotch rotting off? Man the fock up and get your diseased azz back in the game.

 

David Wilson - Really? You finally cross the paint then get sand in your focking crack? Man the fock up and get your butterfinger having azz back in the game.

 

Reggie Bush - I know you are a stud so put this focking team on your back and carry them today. WE FOCKING NEED YOU!

 

Bengals O.C. - Give the focking rock to Giovanni you mother focking p.o.s. I know where you focking live cacksucker.

 

Dalton - Your first read should be A.J. Greene. ALL THE FOCKING TIME.

 

Brady - I know we've had our differences in the past and you said you forgave me for calling you a phaggoty azz cack smoker but start playing like a 3 time Superbowl champ.

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88 yards and a TD is enough to make you lose your matchup

 

Wow,.....OK, but no.

considering i had the dynamic duo of hoyer and cameron plus gio, bush, this has been a wonderful week. 20 pts on one play. yep, getting ready for next week. pretty sad when your kicker is outscoring everyone else on the team.

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Lamar Miller I hate you and your coaches too

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Which one Bob? Russel or David?

 

David. I read that its a neck injury. How bad did it look?

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David. I read that its a neck injury. How bad did it look?

 

He came back out of the locker room with his helmet on, but is out for the game.

 

Saved him a chance to fumble.

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This is getting ridiculous.

 

Starters:

 

Hoyer

Sproles

Moreno

Amendola

Edelman

Finley

 

 

Bench:

 

Luck

Spiller

McGahee

Shorts

Blackmon
Clay

 

83 more pts on the bench. WOW.

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Additional FU to my luck once more...five games into the season and I have played against the highest scoring team in the league three of them.

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a big FU to Miami, six sacks, multiple drops, WTF play calling is beyond belief... way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory guys... disgusting.

 

that and it's hard to believe Daniel Thomas is still a starter, was he good in college or something?? not seeing it...

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I don't know. Outside of the terrible int in the redzone, Dalton had a good day in the rain. He completed 77 percent of his passes. The Bengals' offense will turn it on as soon as they learn to hang on to the ball. The offensive coordinator isn't making AJ Green a priority or he's making him the only priority. I'm more frustrated with the play calling than Dalton.

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