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FU to myself for not drafting Peyton in any league.

Going up against Peyton, Decker... and Demarco Murray. :wall:

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Just a General Fock You out to these types of weeks where you're whole bench underperforms against the biggest focking loudmouth in your office.

 

I may have to tamper with his brake lines..............

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1 yard rushing and 1 yard passing TDs for Manning? Fock that stat-padding playoff choke artist. Peyton is truly Mr.October.

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1 yard rushing and 1 yard passing TDs for Manning? Fock that stat-padding playoff choke artist. Peyton is truly Mr.October.

No shiot. I'm get eviscerated here. How's about some Ostweiller mop up time? :(

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Demaryius Thomas. 82 points scored in this game with 9 minutes to go and you have a total of 18 yards....FU

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Fock Dallas and not even trying to run ONCE in a while. Geezus.... gimme a focking short TD or something else out of Murray.

 

WASTE! :(

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Fock Dallas and not even trying to run ONCE in a while. Geezus.... gimme a focking short TD or something else out of Murray.

 

WASTE! :(

all those yards, all those points and J.Rodgers will out point him

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FU Peyton, you ugly inbred piece of dried up paint. Choke on a paint brush.

your shtick is top notch. :banana:

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your shtick is top notch. :banana:

 

No focking doubt. Truly one of the best reasons to read the F.U. threads. :cheers:

 

"Oh.......................just a pretty tree over in the corner; Now jam it up your focking azz Dwayne Bowe." :lol:

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No focking doubt. Truly one of the best reasons to read the F.U. threads. :cheers:

 

"Oh.......................just a pretty tree over in the corner; Now jam it up your focking azz Dwayne Bowe." :lol:

i hope a paint can falls on your foot

 

:lol:

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No focking doubt. Truly one of the best reasons to read the F.U. threads. :cheers:

 

"Oh.......................just a pretty tree over in the corner; Now jam it up your focking azz Dwayne Bowe." :lol:

 

ROFL

 

Oh, and FU to Fitz!

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Fock me for not drafting QB and WR before loser RBs. Season over by week five. Just tops off my worst year of life.

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Fock me for not drafting QB and WR before loser RBs. Season over by week five. Just tops off my worst year of life.

Exactly.

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Biggest Fock You out to Tony Dungy this week.

 

So Rodney Harrison (who I hated as a player) makes a very candid commentary on Cam Newton basically stating Carolina needs to look in another direction for their QB.

 

So Dungy replies "You can't blame that on Cam. I like Cam!" So those 3 picks and 7 sacks allowed to ARIZONA had nothing to do with Cam?

 

Guess if it was a white QB, Dungy would have kept his mouth shut about benching him.

 

Way to call it Rodney...............FOCK YOU Dungy.

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Fock me for not drafting QB and WR before loser RBs. Season over by week five. Just tops off my worst year of life.

 

Why? So you could have drafted two overrated scrubs like AJ Green and Brandon Marshall (like I did)? Next year the top 10 should be:

 

AP

McCoy

Manning

Graham

Rodgers

Brees

Calvin

Charles

Forte

Ryan

 

But I'm sure the 'experts' will recommend drafting 10 RBs in the first rd.

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it's ok Eli is paying for his brothers sin

 

Peyton is Dorian Grey and Eli is the painting.

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fock you andy dalton. You have what should be one of the leagues premier wr in aj green and you suck so focking bad you have all but killed any value he has. You have a noodle arm and your diagnosis of coverage is on pee wee football level.The fact you are a qb at the nf level somehow surprises me each and every week.

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An early FU warning to Kaepernick - I need YOU to score TD's tonight. Lets not throw passes where someone gets tackled on the 1 millimeter line and then Gore pound it in like on that first drive. I don't like striking the canvas with anger. Help me change that.

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Demaryius Thomas. 82 points scored in this game with 9 minutes to go and you have a total of 18 yards....FU

He is listed as the #1 Wr, but he really isn't. That title is shared and belongs to J.Thomas, E.Decker and W.Welker.

Just kidding. D.Thomas should have had a lot more yards, but there was a penalty on one of his catches. I believe it was around 31 yards that was called back. D.Thomas is in a shared passing attack and there really isn't a true number 1 wr on that team.

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Fock hilton for making sherman and browner look mortal after I decide to bench him on limited bye week options -_-

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FU Vick put your azz in for Stafford

And FU to Romo who decides to go off when I play against him

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FOCK YOU TO TOM BRADY AND A HUGE F.U. TO ME FOR CONTINUING TO START HIM OVER ROMO.

 

42 fantasy points on the bench. 1-4 now and would be 4-0 if for some FOCKING reason I could just bench this guy.

 

And FOCK you to every tight end I go against each week going nuts vs me. Geriatric Tony Gonazalez last week now Julius Thomas AND Vernon Davis (flex) this FOCKING week. Unreal.

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FU to me for swapping Reggie Wayne in for Justin Blackmon at the last minute. Instead of a leisurely MNF, I have to sweat it out.

 

Also, FU to Blount.

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FU to the Dolphins brain trust and I use that term loosely. You have the worst pass protecting offensive line maybe in the history of the game so what do you do? Pass and pass some more. You suck large bags of ######.

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