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Fock you Rivers for being on a bye and I had to roll with some steaming pile of trash called Carr. Thought that he'd be decent not focking horrendous. :cry:

at least mjd leads the team with 9 rushing yards

 

my bad, dmc just passed him with 10

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FU Seattle defense. You sissies call yourselves the Legion of Boom? LMAO. You guys focking suck. YOu're not even good at home anymore. I"m too tired and drunk to come up with something clever, so a simple fock you all will have to do

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Ted Ginn, John Brown, some other J Brown, guys being pulled out of the stands getting targets over Michael Floyd. FU Carson Palmer you noodle armed limp d!ck choke artist. I hope Kimo Von Olhoffen comes out of retirement and blows your knee out again.

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FU Carson Palmer. You've been solid all year while sitting on my bench. Then the one and only week I need you with Brady on a bye, you crap the bed. Guess your arm got hurt again this week signing that contract extension. :thumbsdown:

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Fock you Carr you steaming pile of sh!t. You suck ballz.

 

Fock you Rivera........two week darling til I pick you up and start you. Go like my leather donut.

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If I were Michael Floyd I would walk off the field and never play for Arizona again. 1 focking target all day? Are you kidding me? They're actively trying to not throw to him. No other excuse.

 

Aww, poor Carson

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As a Sanders owner who got him in the 6th or 7th round, I appreciate DT drawing double coverage. :cheers:

As a Captain Forehead owner, I don't care who he throws it to. As long as he throws it!!!!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:

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FU Lynch! I actually thought I might pull out a win, today. I was up 30pts... and of course my opponent just had to have YOU on his team. :cry:

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This is going to be a first of a kind like this on this site, but here goes....

 

FU to Russell Wilson for scoring that one yard td run when clearly number 33 deserved it. It is first down at the one with five minutes to go and only five minutes. Why not try to give your rookie who just carried four guys ten yards a crack at a td and some glory? The way Seattle is pushing my around, no way they keep him out even if it takes 2-3 attempts. Besides, you use up most of clock if you don't score quickly.

 

But no, Wilson, who can't throw worth a lick runs on first down for the score and the glory. Class-less dude. And I own you too. You stink. Next week I'm benching you and playing Sanchez.

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I agree with that Tennis. I have Lynch and my opponent has f4ggot ass Russell Wilson... His meaningless TD there tied our game at 100. Now i have to outscore Maclin with Parkey and Olsen.. Fock

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Is Ronnie Hillman on a milk carton yet?

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This is going to be a first of a kind like this on this site, but here goes....

 

FU to Russell Wilson for scoring that one yard td run when clearly number 33 deserved it. It is first down at the one with five minutes to go and only five minutes. Why not try to give your rookie who just carried four guys ten yards a crack at a td and some glory? The way Seattle is pushing my around, no way they keep him out even if it takes 2-3 attempts. Besides, you use up most of clock if you don't score quickly.

 

But no, Wilson, who can't throw worth a lick runs on first down for the score and the glory. Class-less dude. And I own you too. You stink. Next week I'm benching you and playing Sanchez.

 

Started Ryan over Russel "I have one TD pass in the last 3 games" Wilson and Sanchez. Sanchez will have to shiit the bed to not be in my starting lineup probably every week forward. Russel is a liability in passing and only has value when they have designed runs all game. Ryan and the Falcons just suck. At least Chip Kelly will balls out try to score his a## off.

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Hillman and Ben. Now gonna need Herculean efforts from Kelvin and Philly D. Unfortunately a massive day from Kelvin will be costing my D.

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Fock you Carson Palmer, shoulda just went Mark Sanchez.

Fock you Ronnie Hillman/Broncos coaches for putting in CJ.

Fock you Cardinals D, I was up 15 until you started your back to back return TDs, now I'm gonna lose by 3. Seriously.

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FU to: my strength of schedule

 

Through 10 games, I am 1-9 with 7 of the 9 losses coming against a team that scored it's best or second best total of the season. :doh:

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Fock you Bears Defense? Could that be any easier for my opponent to hang like 30 points on my ass in one mother Focking play on the A-rod to Nelson combo. Damn I hate FF. Time to watch the Walking Dead. That is the status of my ff team this week anyway after that horse shiiit.

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Fock you out to CVntler......you doing your best Rex Grossman imitation making all the players on offense worthless. Of course you'll find my opponent's Bennett who should be inactive tonight. :wall:

 

Fock you out to Rodgers.......his name is Cobb. QUIT BEING A RACIST AND THROW IT TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN THE WHITE DUDE.

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Can we nuke Chicago from orbit just to be sure I don't ever start Marshall again please

 

Great Aliens reference.

 

I can hear Marshall yelling at Cutler "Hey man; I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events but we just got our a$$es kicked!"

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Fock..........had hope there for a second that Cobb would get some good points after that 30 yarder. Then Lacey takes one to the house. Fock you Chicago defense...........you are worse than Oakland. OAKLAND!!!!

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