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It can be a huge revelation, or the tiniest little thing. This thread to is to admit things.

 

 

When I was a teenager, I was often too lazy to go upstairs to our only bathroom, so I'd pee off the back porch.

 

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My wife is in surgery right now and I am in the waiting room.

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I too peed out my second floor childhood bedroom. HTHs

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I set multiple fields and forests on fire by accident while playing with fireworks

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I once partied with Bill Cosby. He made me drink, I feel asleep - don't remember much after that...

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I'd like both bewbs off my chest sooner than my 8/6 sx date.. <_<

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My wife is in surgery right now and I am in the waiting room.

Hope all goes well. Best wishes. X

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I am headed out with my wife's family for a week at the beach tomorrow and I honestly would rather stay home.

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I once partied with Bill Cosby. He made me drink, I feel asleep - don't remember much after that...

Want to go on a camping trip ??

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Hope all goes well. Best wishes. X

Doc called just after I posted that. Successful. Bye bye gallbladder for wifey.

 

Thanks CN/A :cheers:

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My brother's playboy magazines were in a drawer that had a box of mothballs in it. Whenever I smell mothballs, I think of Barbie Benton.

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X 2. Good luck Shots.

 

Thanks :cheers:

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Doc called just after I posted that. Successful. Bye bye gallbladder for wifey.

 

Thanks CN/A :cheers:

:cheers:

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I regularly drop a minimum of two deuces a day and during the week, at least one of those is in the office restroom.

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One time I partied with Bill Cosby. I went upstairs and saw some dude asleep with his pants down. I penetrated him.

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One time I partied with Bill Cosby. I went upstairs and saw some dude asleep with his pants down. I penetrated him.

:D

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I once found a Playboy in the woods and jizzed in the forest

Did it make a sound?

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Doc called just after I posted that. Successful. Bye bye gallbladder for wifey.

Talk about some huge eating changes coming for her...

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Talk about some huge eating changes coming for her...

I know :sad:

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I'd like both bewbs off my chest sooner than my 8/6 sx date.. <_<

 

 

too bad you can't get the boobs off this bored.

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I'd like both bewbs off my chest sooner than my 8/6 sx date.. <_<

 

Hmm...well, I have access to one of these. How long do you think they would keep? :unsure:

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I know :sad:

My wife had her gallbladder removed three months ago and there are things that she still can't eat...

 

It is very :(...

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When I was a kid/teenager and went to Saints games, if there was a black man at the urinal next to me, I would look to see if it was true. A compare and contrast kind of thing.

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- on the peeing tip ... i live in a triplex now, bathrooms are on first and third levels ... i spend 90% of my time on second level, where the kitchen/parlor/den is. yep, will whizz in empty water bottles and dump 'em right down the drain, especially when boozing.

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too bad you can't get the boobs off this bored.

:lol:

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Hmm...well, I have access to one of these. How long do you think they would keep? :unsure:

:shocking: :nono:

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When I was a kid/teenager and went to Saints games,

 

Dood, you don't have to get this personal. :(

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Doc called just after I posted that. Successful. Bye bye gallbladder for wifey.

 

Thanks CN/A :cheers:

 

 

Glad to hear. :cheers:

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Dood, you don't have to get this personal. :(

 

 

Guess I won't tell the story about how I once got Mr. Happy stuck in a shampoo bottle for an hour.

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Guess I won't tell the story about how I once got Mr. Happy stuck in a shampoo bottle for an hour.

 

No, just get it all out now. You already ripped the band-aid off with that Saints thing. We're here for you.

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Guess I won't tell the story about how I once got Mr. Happy stuck in a shampoo bottle for an hour.

You mean Mr Not So Happy (in THAT there scenario ) -

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Glad to hear. :cheers:

Thanks Brother

:cheers:

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I Guess I won't tell the story about how I once got Mr. Happy stuck in a shampoo bottle for an hour.

 

Also, my confession is I have a sh!tty dvd of Long Gone that I ripped off youtube. If you want a copy pm me an address.

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My wife had her gallbladder removed three months ago and there are things that she still can't eat...

 

It is very :(...

 

Convenient now, but what was her excuse before? :thumbsdown:

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