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I won’t be satisfied until 007 is an albino lesbian hermaphrodote who identifies as a parrot.

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49 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

I'm not going to agree that no one wants to see that. 100% of Trumpers, I agree

I Think you're blinded by politics.  This transcends even politics so your wish to try to link this to trumpers is way off base.

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45 minutes ago, MDC said:

I won’t be satisfied until 007 is an albino lesbian hermaphrodote who identifies as a parrot.

That statement represents all that is wrong with modern America.

But yeah......this is how crazy it's becoming

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I don’t think they realize who James Bond films were being made for. Definitely isn’t the target audience this film is for

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22 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

I Think you're blinded by politics.  This transcends even politics so your wish to try to link this to trumpers is way off base.

Transcends, like a bond movie is some transcendent thing in our culture? :lol:

I'm going to guess the vast majority of people who are up in arms are Trumpers, and I'm going to be right.

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6 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Transcends, like a bond movie is some transcendent thing in our culture? :lol:

I'm going to guess the vast majority of people who are up in arms are Trumpers, and I'm going to be right.

Just wait til they made Yoda a tranny. :doublethumbsup:

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7 minutes ago, MDC said:

Just wait til they made Yoda a tranny. :doublethumbsup:

Tuck or tuck not. There is no gender. 

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9 minutes ago, MDC said:

Just wait til they made Yoda a tranny. :doublethumbsup:

:lol: Yeah I can see all the Not my Yoda cries coming from the Trumper fan boy club.

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21 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Transcends, like a bond movie is some transcendent thing in our culture? :lol:

I'm going to guess the vast majority of people who are up in arms are Trumpers, and I'm going to be right.

Link?

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22 minutes ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

Transcends, like a bond movie is some transcendent thing in our culture? :lol:

I'm going to guess the vast majority of people who are up in arms are Trumpers, and I'm going to be right.

I don't think you know what the word transcend means.

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These threads take on such a life of their own. There isn't a movie coming out where this chick is the lead. You all do understand that correct?

This one is a huge, Meh.

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I heard there’s a gay Pokémon now. You guys should all cry about it.

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10 minutes ago, MDC said:

I heard there’s a gay Pokémon now. You guys should all cry about it.

They've come a long way since the days that you sold them and advised your fellow nerds about them at the comicbook store. 

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7 minutes ago, MDC said:

I heard there’s a gay Pokémon now. You guys should all cry about it.

How much does the pokemon transcend American politics?

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5 hours ago, nobody said:

I'm sure if James bond retires his 00 status is revoked.  Then they're like "we got this new chick that is also capable of being a ruthless killer.  Let's promote her to 00." 

Licence to Nag

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2 hours ago, Frozenbeernuts said:

How much does the pokemon transcend American politics?

There were a bunch of grown-ass people staring at their phones on the street corner in the other night. I didn't know Pokemon was still a thing.

Should put them in the middle of the hiway.

 

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36 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

There were a bunch of grown-ass people staring at their phones on the street corner in the other night. I didn't know Pokemon was still a thing.

Should put them in the middle of the hiway.

 

I just recently saw the same thing.  My friend pointed it out to me and i was surprised as well. #metoo

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Frankly, she's not all that hot.  Could have done better. 

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57 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Frankly, she's not all that hot.  Could have done better. 

Exactly. If you're going to get a female Bond, you'd better select wisely and she'd better be a smoke show.

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I just read the article.  Thank God they've also decided on the following:

 

The source added that the phrase 'Bond girls' is now forbidden, saying: 'We were all told that from now on they are to be addressed as 'Bond women'.'

 

God forbid they refer to hot women in Bond films as "girls". Next they'll probably have plus sized Bond "women" and turn him into a chubby chaser. 

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10 minutes ago, DonS said:

I just read the article.  Thank God they've also decided on the following:

 

 

God forbid they refer to hot women in Bond films as "girls". Next they'll probably have plus sized Bond "women" and turn him into a chubby chaser. 

It’s M’AAM!

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2 hours ago, DonS said:

I just read the article.  Thank God they've also decided on the following:

 

 

God forbid they refer to hot women in Bond films as "girls". Next they'll probably have plus sized Bond "women" and turn him into a chubby chaser. 

In this one, bond runs afoul of human resources and has to go to sensitivity training. Unfortunately, this allows a terrorist to level London, but you know, priorities. 

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14 hours ago, wiffleball said:

There were a bunch of grown-ass people staring at their phones on the street corner in the other night. I didn't know Pokemon was still a thing.

Should put them in the middle of the hiway.

 

Just spent a vacation with my BIL and his son; they both are still doing it.  Amazing really.  What has it been, 2-3 years since that started?  :unsure:

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15 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Frankly, she's not all that hot.  Could have done better. 

Agreed.  I was on board when I thought it was going to be a hot chick.

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1 minute ago, nobody said:

Agreed.  I was on board when I thought it was going to be a hot chick.

Nah, fock that. Bond is supposed to be a dude trying to drown his demons in booze, poosay, and killing mother fockers. Period.

And female action heroes almost always suck. See captain marvel. What a sh!t stain character that is.

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Just now, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Nah, fock that. Bond is supposed to be a dude trying to drown his demons in booze, poosay, and killing mother fockers. Period.

And female action heroes almost always suck. See captain marvel. What a sh!t stain character that is.

not sure why we have to turn existing franchises into PC monsters. Why can't they just think of their own franchise to start?

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Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

not sure why we have to turn existing franchises into PC monsters. Why can't they just think of their own franchise to start?

It will be hilarious. They will introduce chick 007 in this one, but the movie is still about bond. Then they will try to make one without bond. It will flop huge, and they will b!tch.

If you're gonna try this, at least give us a hot Asian kung fu chick or something.

I don't see them making a bunch of rom coms starring trannies or anything.

I think Daniel Craig is the best bond we've had. When he's done, I'm done too. This is just dumb. 

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2 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

It will be hilarious. They will introduce chick 007 in this one, but the movie is still about bond. Then they will try to make one without bond. It will flop huge, and they will b!tch.

If you're gonna try this, at least give us a hot Asian kung fu chick or something.

I don't see them making a bunch of rom coms starring trannies or anything.

I think Daniel Craig is the best bond we've had. When he's done, I'm done too. This is just dumb. 

100% excellent post.

I'm done with this s*** too.

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1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

not sure why we have to turn existing franchises into PC monsters. Why can't they just think of their own franchise to start?

Tomb Raider

Salt

Charlie's Angels

Atomic Blond

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1 hour ago, nobody said:

Tomb Raider

Salt

Charlie's Angels

Atomic Blond

Maybe they should make all of those series with male leads instead. Can you imagine the outrage if that were to happen?

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2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Maybe they should make all of those series with male leads instead. Can you imagine the outrage if that were to happen?

The already did Tomb Raider. It was called Indiana Jones. 

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